Now you too can be a journalist!

[spawnofebil]

Step 1: http://www.geocities.com/wyrmalicious/DailyMailGen.html
Step 2: Email headline to Daily Mail
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT

[Bloo]

Excellent parody.

Top marks for cynicism. :p

[VoX]

Hahaha, good find, I reckon Daily Mail already use that.

[Isphera]

Nice one.

[Chazlene]

Hmm... the first one I got was about pedos... hmm... curious...

[Vicious Horizon]

Polish
Gays
Raped
My Wife

[ez64]

Polish
Gays
Raped
My Wife

your not allowed to actually take the current headline. :p

in other news,

MUSLIM
PAEDOPHILES
ARE
WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN

[Vicious Horizon]

Actually, i was really posting to see what Oric's threshold was for Necro.. seems 20 days is good xP

It does seem to look like the stuff you see in newspapers nowadays isn't it ^^

[Isphera]

I judge any thread between 21-28 days inactive as dead, but there can be legit reasons for res. It becomes necro after 35 days.

And to keep this post on topic
FOREIGN
POOR PEOPLE
ARE
POOR PEOPLE