Ten reasons why to go to work naked.

[Mr.Big]

Hahaha just found this funny joke :D


1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in,
but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in marketing
from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. With a little help from Muzak you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens
after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

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[VoX]

Has anyone got the balls to see if they can do this without getting fired?

Nice find Mr. Big :D.

[ez64]

Who needs a excuse?, If my mother isnt there to dress me well the people at work are just going to have to deal with it.

[Isphera]

Mainly for fact he goes to the same school as me, and thus that counts as his job, he shouldn't. For his dignity and save us from the misfortune.

[Mr.Big]

woaah, talking about not being able to take a joke, and its not even about you...

[Isphera]

That was meant in a jokey tone. I do have a sense of humor, albeit small and very bad.

[Calneon]

Sarcasm + text = flame :D. Nah but seriously, that second one is just silly.

[Nicknack]

funny