spawnofebil
7th August 2008, 08:08 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1039698/Wish-I-wasnt---Michael-Winner-bad-day-Bognor.html
It's just Michael Winner ranting about COMMON PEOPLE and how RICH HE IS and HOW I'VE GOT A BIG WILLY. I mean, if it didn't have huge mugshots of his face plastered all over the place, I'd be tempted to think it was satire.
Choice quotes:
Thus inspired, I felt it my patriotic duty to forego my usual visits to places of super-luxury - such as the Cote d'Azur, Italy's Ligurian coast, Marrakesh or Gstaad in Switzerland - and seek out an English location for my next break.
Victoria Station was a nightmare. Full of people. They surrounded me, they bumped into me, they delayed my progress.
OH NOEZ!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!
No dining car! When I last went on a train there were beautifully laid tables with white linen cloths. Waiters walked to and fro in bow ties with silver trays. You got a good meal on British Rail and the companies which preceded it.
I'm not making this up either.
It's just Michael Winner ranting about COMMON PEOPLE and how RICH HE IS and HOW I'VE GOT A BIG WILLY. I mean, if it didn't have huge mugshots of his face plastered all over the place, I'd be tempted to think it was satire.
Choice quotes:
Thus inspired, I felt it my patriotic duty to forego my usual visits to places of super-luxury - such as the Cote d'Azur, Italy's Ligurian coast, Marrakesh or Gstaad in Switzerland - and seek out an English location for my next break.
Victoria Station was a nightmare. Full of people. They surrounded me, they bumped into me, they delayed my progress.
OH NOEZ!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!
No dining car! When I last went on a train there were beautifully laid tables with white linen cloths. Waiters walked to and fro in bow ties with silver trays. You got a good meal on British Rail and the companies which preceded it.
I'm not making this up either.