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Mr.Big
17th August 2008, 07:00 PM
Well lately ive bin hearing allot of these ''In soviet russia'' jokes.
so i figured to start a thread and every post some jokes like these

In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
in Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!

In Soviet Russia cow milks you.
In Soviet Russia sword wields you.

"In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"
"In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to you!"
"In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!"
"In America, You Got Mail. In Soviet Russia, Mail Gets You!"
"In Soviet Russia, Sign Reads YOU!"
"In Soviet Russia, Terms of Service violate you!"

so your turn!
Paper Tiger
17th August 2008, 07:23 PM
In America, I'd find them funny. In Russia, I won't.

I must have a shit sense of humour, 'cos I didn't find any of them funny...
Chazlene
17th August 2008, 08:11 PM
In Capitalist America you can always find party, in Soviet Russia, Party can always find you! - That's the original and probably the only one that works. The proper name for this is Russian Reversal, just found this while looking for some:

In Soviet Ravenholm, bed sleeps on YOU!!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/55/Soviet_bed.jpg
Mr.Big
18th August 2008, 12:38 AM
haha love that pic
ez64
18th August 2008, 10:46 AM
In Soviet Russia DHCP Leases YOU!
VoX
18th August 2008, 11:56 AM
In Soviet Russia, claims direct sues you!
Vicious Horizon
18th August 2008, 02:57 PM
In soviet russia, statues shits on bird.
Bloo
18th August 2008, 03:17 PM
In Soviet Russia, wife beats you!

In Soviet Russia, America reverses you!

And one I shamelessly stole from uncyclopedia...

In America, you watch big brother, in Soviet Russia, big brother watches you!
ez64
18th August 2008, 07:32 PM
No the last one is the other way around.
Colonel Mitch
19th August 2008, 09:00 PM
In Soviet Russia DHCP Leases YOU!

NERDIEST JOKE EVER xD
ez64
19th August 2008, 10:26 PM
I actually made that one up :D
VoX
20th August 2008, 11:27 AM
I actually made that one up :D
In Soviet Russia, joke makes up you! :p
Vicious Horizon
20th August 2008, 11:35 AM
In soviet russia, america hates you!

(Come on!)