A Nice Chat

[Chalex4]

I saw this on another forum, and thought it was a bit of fun :p. Well, at least it's better than those AI ones.

http://www.anicechat.net/

It's simple, enter a name of your choice and it will connect you with someone else connected to the site randomly.

Post your weird and wonderful convos below :D. One I just had:


Jii: you just lost the game
fap: wot game
Jii: the game
fap: ohhhh, theeeee gmae
fap: shit man
fap: wot do i do now?
Jii: repent
Jii: it's the only thing you can do
fap: i dont even know what that means
fap: im fooooked
And no, I wasn't "fap" :p.

[Bloo]

I'm so tempted to be inapproriate...

[Chalex4]

I'm so tempted to be inapproriate...

Go right ahead, it's part of the fun. I would laugh if I ended up talking to you though (veeerrrryyyy unlikely though with the amount of people on atm)!

[Bloo]

Yeah, I had a nice chat with a guy called monster, annoyingly my browser crashed. :(

[Target]

chalex is tryin to meet people on the internet LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did u find that chalex or is it a special pdo site?

[Snerfs]

Sylar: That Is A Very Interesting Ability. I Would Love To Try it Out.
OmmNom: Right...
Sylar: *Moves finger
OmmNom: No!
OmmNom: NO!
OmmNom: Bad Sylar!
Sylar: You don't know the half of it
Sylar: *Blood Spurt hits camera*
OmmNom: That's what she said.

lmfao im obviously OmmNom


OmmNom: Hi
AKetchum: OmmNom?
OmmNom: Indeed
AKetchum: *gets out his Pokedex*
OmmNom: You just lost the game.
AKetchum: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[Colonel Mitch]

chalex is tryin to meet people on the internet LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did u find that chalex or is it a special pdo site?

lulz.

[Target]

Lol snerfs, c it is a wierdo pedo site

[Vicious Horizon]

LOL SNERFS xD I Lol'd

[Isphera]

Lucifer: NO
Lucifer: DONT EAT ME
Lucifer: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OmNom: Um
OmNom: Ok
Lucifer: *runs off*


Ivo: I
Ivo: HATE
Ivo: THAT
Ivo: HEDGEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!
OmNom: OK
OmNom: Dont give it milk then
OmNom: Try Arsenic
Ivo: He doesn't like milk!
Ivo: He only likes chilli-dogs!
OmNom: Give him Quorn Dogs then
Ivo: I'll give him a taste of my super freeze breath!
OmNom: You OD'ing on Extra mints then?
Ivo: SSSILENCE!
OmNom: You kill me?
Ivo: My robot monkey knocked me into a vat of chemicals!
Ivo: I got super powers!

I'm OmNom. The amount of 5 year olds with Pokemon names instantly terminating or quoting pokemon moves is insane though.

[Frost Wraith]

Nikki: 666
the 6: hey
the 6: no
the 6: its just 1
Nikki: 111
the 6:no just 1 6
Nikki:ow 16
the 6:no 6
Nikki:ow 666 as in devil 666
the 6:NO JUST 6 OKAY
Nikki:ahhh now i understand 666 :)

[Bloo]

Blar: Greetlings
Big J: Hey man, break out the water!
Big J: I've got a great trick!
Blar: Let's see it
Big J: Well, first of all you get a jug of water... and then, it'll disappear down my coat and behold! Its now a jug of wine!
Blar: Ah, I see
Blar: What's the magic behind this trick?
Big J: I've got another one for walking on water.
Big J: Oh just simple sleight of hand and special effects, not that hard
Blar: Do you have condensed wine powder in your pocket or something?
Big J: Hidden jug of wine in my coat
Blar: Simple but clever
Big J: Indeed, 2,000 years ago I tried that trick, they're still talking about it
Blar: Do you ever do those tricks where people think you're dead but you come out alive after a while?
Big J: Easy to do, all it requires is some paint, a helicopter, and somes skills with puppets
Blar: Won't the audience notice the helicopter?
Blar: How long could you fake a death if you died, say, on a cross?
Big J: Nah, they're too amazed by my resurrection
Big J: Well the trick is, not to actually be on the cross, and get a stunt double to do that bit
Blar: Will the stunt survive?
Big J: Well, if he doesn't, it saves on the helicopters and puppets.
Blar: Hm, true
Blar: Do you make big money with your tricks?
Big J: Oh yeah, I've got followers who pick their wallets while I do it.
Blar: Neat
Blar: How's your fanbase?
Big J: Plus this girl called Mary loves my stuff, she keeps me in money for sure - oh divided.
Big J: People still talk about my tricks 2,000 years ago, which is impressive.
Blar: That sounds pretty amazing
Blar: It's as if you've become a religion to them
Big J: Some get a bit too excited, though. Not sure I like the idea of fights being fought in my name
Big J: Yeah, I know, weird, all I am is a humble conman.
Blar: Yeah
Blar: Do you have any competitors?
Big J: This bloke called Mohammed is giving me trouble.
Blar: Oh, yeah, I've heard of him
Big J: And another guy called Buddha, he's pretty cool though, we hang out at the pub sometimes.
Blar: That's nice
Big J: Yeah, my real secret though is my dad, he's the best.
Blar: He's backing you good, huh?
Big J: A bit overbearing, I mean its like he sees everything, but he's a loving guy
Blar: Yeah
Blar: How about your mother?
Big J: Ahh, yeah, mums nice, shes a little quiet.
Blar: Oh, ok
Big J: And dad is calling me, sorry! A friend called Paul is bugging him about the state of the world again!
Big J: Bye! Peace out!

I love pretending to be Jesus. Next time I'm going as Stalin.

[Vicious Horizon]

Epic Win, Bloo..

[Isphera]

NeedHelp: I need help
NeedHelp: With life
Leo: Oh no:(
NeedHelp: I thought everything made sense
Leo: What is the problem, needhelp?
NeedHelp: I had a life, a house, cars, a family
NeedHelp: Now I have nothing
NeedHelp: I lost everything
Leo: Can I give you a hug?=)

I'm Leo, because I am so supportive.

[Colonel Mitch]

I'm Leo, because I am so supportive.

That just got you on the peadophile watch list ;)

[Isphera]

MC: Its a flaming ninja!!!
ninja2.0: HOLY SHIT
ninja2.0: IM ON FIRE
ninja2.0: AHHHHH
ninja2.0: wait
ninja2.0: no im not
ninja2.0: dont do that you fucker
MC: Sorry


wollol: Ooh
wollol: Satan
wollol: I need help
satan: why
wollol: Some biblebasher is going round my street promoting the works of Jesus
wollol: I need to know what to do
satan: hide
satan: they are simple folk
satan: turn the lights off
wollol: But what about myneighbours
satan: what about them
wollol: I don't want them to succumb to the false tales
wollol: then I have to listen to them drone on and on
satan: best advice move
wollol: In this market? I'd be surprised if I got any interest, let alone an offfer
satan: if god really cared he's solve the credit crunch
wollol: True
This thing is awesome.

[Target]

lol that is pretty funny :P

[Vicious Horizon]

fag: hello
Big J: Apparantly, God hates fags :(
Big J: Being his son and all, I can't really do anything.
Big J: Sorry
fag: thats why i stopped believing in him
fag: cause if man was made in god's image, then why the fuck am i gay
Big J: Just because he hates you doesn't mean you shouldn't stop believing in him, Use the hate .
fag: i dont get
Big J: Wanna see me turn water into wine?
fag: sure
Big J: Got any water?
fag: yes in my fridge
fag: just a sec
fag: ok
Big J: Cool.
Big J: *puts water in jacket
Big J: *takes out wine*
fag: umm
fag: yea
Big J: It's a favourite at wedding parties
fag: thats why i dont believe in god
Big J: I mean, even 2000 years later people still talk about my tricks.
fag: lol
Big J: That wasn't even my best trick
fag: yea you are pretty overated
Big J: Yeah, I guess I am
Big J: You just have to pay some guy to pretend to be you
fag: ok
Big J: get him nailed to a cross

Hahaha, I was Big J (Obviously)

fag dc'd



shamhow: JC?
Big J: I'm Jesus, will do magic tricks for money D:
shamhow: you have 15 seconds to entertain me
Big J: My dad kicked me out
Big J: for watching porn
Big J: on his computer :(
shamhow: getting warmer
Big J: He kicked me out of heaven for that.
shamhow: you see
Big J: So now I'm living in down town
shamhow: i am GOD
Big J: Daddy?
shamhow: SATAN fucked my wife
Big J: :o
shamhow: yes
Big J: And... Made me?
shamhow: gave her teh clapp
Big J: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!