Rat Attack!!

[Zealous]

Well, my dad looked in our garden about 10 minutes ago and he saw a huge fat rat sat on our garden in the sun :eek:. So he showed me and jokingly because me and my family do archery I said we should shoot him with our bow. So my dad taking this seriously went up stairs and got out his medieval crossbow he uses for archery. He went to our balcony and shot about 3 bolts at it, all missed! (LOL, what a noob) But the rat did not run off. Our next door neighbour was in her garden and we shouted to her and told her about the rat. She said she had been seeing rats in her garden for ages so she had put down some rat poison and last night she had seen 3 in her garden. So it’s probably poisoned. Don’t really know what to do now.

[Calneon]

Shoot it some more with your bow until you hit it. Then skin it and roast it over an open fire.

[D_K_Head]

Strange, I have rats in my garden too, under our shed. I figure they're harmless though, and they look cute running across the place.

[Zealous]

Shoot it some more with your bow until you hit it. Then skin it and roast it over an open fire.

Lol, what if it has rabies or something.

DK this one is not cute, it's so big i think it could be the king of the rats!

[Trigger]

Tame it so it can be your pet or hit it with your fists and gain 2xp

[Zealous]

Tame it so it can be your pet or hit it with your fists and gain 2xp

Lol, this isn't WoW or runescape.

[Trigger]

Lol, this isn't WoW or runescape.

Round of applause for Cpt Obvious

[D_K_Head]

Life is a game. Go grind your combat skills in a public place.

[Colonel Mitch]

Buy a new crossbow with a scope :D

Or a CO2 powered bolt action air rifle. There more powerful than most spring ones and can be reloaded alot faster with less movement to scare off things.

[ez64]

Bah all thinking too small, Live grenades will do the trick :D

[Chazlene]

I figure they're harmless though.

Wouldn't say that, they've got a fuckload of diseases.

And the best thing to use is a garden gun, basically a light weight shotgun, got enough blast radius to hit it when it's running, but won't blow a hole in the side of your shed.

[Darkeagle]

Il Bring ma dog round, Terriers love a Rat

[Mr.Big]

Bah all thinking too small, Live grenades will do the trick :D

nah, maby a flamethrower :) or an RPG

[Isphera]

Or develop a small nuclear bomb with a damage radius of your garden shed. Thats how you kill the bastards.

[Colonel Mitch]

Or you could just detonate a tainted Zero Point Module (Giles will no what im talking about :P)

[Bloo]

Camalus had a great idea rigging a ZPM up to make it a bomb, a shame we never got to see it explode. :(

[ez64]

But we assume Camelass got an ass kicking from baal for bringing back the wrong one :D

[Trigger]

Wait wait, is this stargate were on about?

Zpm is the thing they used to power up the under water city thing and Baal was that freaky not so egyptian parasite in the stomach leader?
Awesome series's

Am i right lol?

[ez64]

lol I wouldnt say right the ZPM use from SG1 was years before SGA was even released when the gould were still pimping it.

[Calneon]

Wait wait, is this stargate were on about?

Zpm is the thing they used to power up the under water city thing and Baal was that freaky not so egyptian parasite in the stomach leader?
Awesome series's

Am i right lol?
Don't even try to communicate with them. They're in 'Stargate' mode.

[Trigger]

ah dammit i was close enough, Tealc rocked (dont moan at the spelling, im warning you)

[ez64]

Don't even try to communicate with them. They're in 'Stargate' mode.

Come on sing it with me NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAA

NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NA NA NA NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAA

:)

Were talking stargateeeee, it's a great big world with a giant swirl watch out for those goa'uld.


Yes they are the hidden lyrics or along the lines of them :D

[Trigger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDE8kocoTI&feature=PlayList&p=81A3C6011FD71948&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=32

Worst lyrics evar
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[Target]

surround it wit rat traps and let it starv to death!!!!

[Calneon]

surround it wit rat traps and let it starv to death!!!!
Wrong thread?

EDIT: Oh, this thread went so offtopic I forgot what the original topic was xD.

[Zealous]

surround it wit rat traps and let it starv to death!!!!

It's gone now, probably dead somewhere in the garden.