Omegle conversations

[VoX]

Ever had a random Omegle convo? Post it up here!



Stranger: hey
You: Heyhey
Stranger: asl
You: 22/unspecified/wherever you want me
Stranger: m or f
You: Lady Gaga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: The
Stranger: walrus.
You: decided
Stranger: earth.
You: Pope
Stranger: seemed
You: queer
Stranger: asleep.
You: That's just an incident waiting to happen....
Stranger: xD IT IS

[Bloo]

Bloo |ATK|: Stranger: Horney girl?
You: This is beyond creepty
You: the exact phrase has been said to me in all my previous convos
Stranger: and ur not
You: No, except in one convo, and twice I was "whatever you want me to be, honey"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That is my favourite one so far so is:


Stranger: heyy wanna see me jack off on webcam???
You: Sure!
Stranger: asl
You: Age: Old enough ;) Sex, whatever you want me to be honey, location, anywhere, as long as it's near you
Stranger: u have nudes or pic
You: I'll get whatever pics you want, honey
Stranger: send me some nude girl pics
You: Will do!
Stranger: u need my email
You: right, tell me and I'll find some for you, honey
Stranger: kevin51111111@gmail.com
You: Right, I'm off to find some kiddie porn to send to you, then tell the fbi you're pedophile, laters!
Stranger: wo wat

[Vicious Horizon]

LOL BLOO. Must find epic post I saw on /b/ once.

http://ebroodle.typepad.com/.a/6a0112796eff3c28a401156fdc583e970b-800wi
http://www.thepetersengraph.com/mathfail/omegle-chat.jpg

- Thats it of stuff I stole off the internet

[VoX]

Stranger: hey
You: ITS A TRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPcookiesPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPp
Stranger: what?
You: It's a trap.
You: Are you blind?
Stranger: whats a tram?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sigh.

[Calneon]

Sigh.
Hurr duuuuuh

Just now:

Stranger: what up
You: playing wow
You: you?
Stranger: fucking fag its all about cod
You: on pc or console?
Stranger: console
You: ok

Try chatroulette.

[Chalex4]

Try chatroulette.

Chatroulette is incredible!! It's even better when predrinking :p.

[Target]

Chatroulette is fuckin class but we keep gettin banned :D

[Isphera]

Here's one I just did.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: may i know asl?
You: I like turtles.
You: I REALLY like turtles.

[Calneon]

Here's one I just did.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: may i know asl?
You: I like turtles.
You: I REALLY like turtles.
That's not funny, that's just you being queer.

[Isphera]

Ever had a random Omegle convo? Post it up here!

Never said it had to be funny :D

[Bloo]

That's not funny, that's just you being queer.

I like it, I do the same thing with mentos. Though I just say it randomly during a normal chat.

[Calneon]

Never said it had to be funny :D
Fair enough but it's still you being random. Thole point of the thread is to post random conversations, that's not really a conversation.

Also, I subconsciously mixed the words 'the' and 'whole' to make 'thole', should be a real word tbh.

[Isphera]

From Wikipedia


A conversation is communication between multiple people.

I communicated with someone. That classes as conversation. It was random. Thusly, it stands to reason I had a random conversation.

[D_K_Head]

ooh! Wikiowned!

[Target]

Why would you waste time speaking to random people over the internet the only people you will find a weirdos, Oric and trollz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsbIRxaXDNM

[Bloo]

You've already shown us Boxxy target.

We already know you blatantly want to bone her.

[Target]

NO, i would literally have to cut her tongue out after listening to that for like 2mins :P

[Isphera]

Despite my love for all things American, I want to fufil another great american tradition with her - take her out behind the barn with a 12 gauge.

NB - I do not want to actually kill or shoot anyone, I just really really hate Boxxy.

That said, she is pretty cute.

[Vicious Horizon]

Yeah, no matter how... Gaia she is, she's still pretty cute =D

[Isphera]

Gaia?

[Bloo]

Gaia?

Gaia Online, an anime online community thing.


Edit: Oddly enough...


Stranger: hi,asl?
You: My name is Boxxy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.