Insane Harsh Jokes

[Vicious Horizon]

Post those jokes that you feel really harsh about laughing at and the sort.

I'll start with this one -

What's the difference between a Train Carriage and a Mis-Carriage?

You can't eat a Train Carriage :D

[Bloo]

I'm not going to post a joke.

http://www.sickipedia.org/

Just that link. That is all.

[Target]

Rejected ideas for windows 7 adverts :-

Hi I'm Kate McCann and leaving windows open was my idea...

Hi I'm Joseph Fritzel and not having windows was my idea....

Hi I'm Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea!!!

[Colonel Mitch]

Rejected ideas for windows 7 adverts :-

Hi I'm Kate McCann and leaving windows open was my idea...

Hi I'm Joseph Fritzel and not having windows was my idea....

Hi I'm Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea!!!

Colonel Mitch likes this :)

[Vicious Horizon]

Sickipedia is crap XD

[Isphera]

Apparantly, there is a gathering of millions of women in South India, where they then cook a mixture of rice and sugar and tribute it to one of their protectorate gods. I know what would be a better use of their time - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!!

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8544038.stm

[D_K_Head]

So did you hear that the BNP has recently sealed a sponsership deal with British Gas?

[Isphera]

These are more terrible than harsh;

I get annoyed when retailers insist on charging 99p, or £9.99 for products.

I usually tell them to 'keep the change' but they get very angry. More often than not, they throw me out of the shop.

In fact, if I had a penny for every time it happened, the situation could be avoided altogether.
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I met a girl last night and took her home. I fingered, slapped, picked and even licked.

I'd say she was quite impressed with my bass guitar skills.
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Isn't it ironic you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 18 to play on COD?
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The BBC is in financial trouble and needs to save money. Nice to see Kristian Digby lending a hand.
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What have foreskin and a slow internet connection got in common?

They can both seriously fuck up your stream.
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Summer Clearance Sale Open Now - Hurry - Everything Must Go!!

Location: Fratton Park, Portsmouth
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Anyone else wonder why the fuck there's a "Flag" button on videos on porn sites?

[Target]

No idea why you wasted posting all them Oric not one laugh..not one!!!!

[Jamzo HxC]

This is worth reading:

3 men are trying to get into Guiness World Records,

The first man says "I'm gonna go in for having the smallest arms"

The second man says "I'm gonna go in for having the smallest legs"

The third man says "I'm gonna go in for having the smallest penis"

Days after, the first two men are reading their letters to see if they got in, the first person said
"Yes! I knew I had the smallest arms!"

The second man said
"Yes! I knew I had the smallest legs!"

The third man then storms in with his letter in his hand and says,
"Who the fuck is Justin Bieber...?"

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I was doing my Madeleine Mccann impression the other day, but I got a bit carried away.

I found these hilarious xD

[Chalex4]

Lol Oric, Jamzo's are far more epic :p. Welcome to ATK by the way!

[Setsoru]

What breaks easily during sex?

A 6 year old's pelvis
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How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your dads cock tastes of blood
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more will come

[Kiliv]

now now set no skiting chalex :P

[Toasty-Sloth]

Why can't you trick an aborted foetus?

It wasn't born yesterday..

[Isphera]

Dating tip for men: when your new girlfriend asks what your view is on porn, the correct answer is not "widescreen HD"