3 Word Story

[dragonslayer]

Rules:
Here to start off we will not have any swearing or stuff about families or I will get an admin to ban you.
Please no double posts either.


Start:
One day in

[Chazlene]

a box, Oricalcos

[Chalex4]

decided to go

[dragonslayer]

and burn a

[Chazlene]

poodle, when suddenly

[Isphera]

it spontaneously exploded

[Chalex4]

in his face

[dragonslayer]

then he had

[Chazlene]

A fag. The

[Qu1f]

Ninja came to

[dragonslayer]

fight him when

[Chazlene]

he heard of

[dragonslayer]

a more powerful

[Chalex4]

laser gun that

[dragonslayer]

will blow everything

[Isphera]

in the EVE

[Bloo]

server hopefully, because

[dragonslayer]

it would look

[Chalex4]

like someone had

[Chazlene]

detonated a bomb

[VoX]

That had gone

[Chalex4]

a bit like

[Isphera]

overly large guitars

[Chalex4]

The next day

[Isphera]

Chalex decided to

[VoX]

Run in circles

[Bloo]

to find his

[Isphera]

slightly strange and

[VoX]

Ironically large headset

[Chalex4]

which is awesome

[VoX]

And at i31

[Isphera]

,will make everyone

[Bloo]

eat several buns

[Chazlene]

while they gaze

[Chalex4]

in awe at

[spawnofebil]

deleting my posts (fuckers)

[VoX]

Because they felt

[Chazlene]

that they were

[Chalex4]

doing the right

[dragonslayer]

thing to save

[VoX]

The community from

[dragonslayer]

the spammers, when

[spawnofebil]

my massive






brain

[FaTaL]

imploded and shriveled

[dragonslayer]

to a size

[Qu1f]

Of a pea-nut

[VoX]

Like it was

[Bloo]

a pedo pirate!

[CILLIT BANG]

Then C H U C K N O R R I S

[Isphera]

came along and

[Chazlene]

got beaten up

[Bloo]

by a pedo

[Hutch]

pirate named Boris

[FaTaL]

who had constipation

[Hutch]

and bovril smeared

[FaTaL]

all round his

[Hutch]

Chops. He buried

[VoX]

His foot into

[Chalex4]

the surrounding sand

[FaTaL]

so he could

[Hutch]

pluck crabs out

[VoX]

To use as

[Hutch]

nipple rings for

[dragonslayer]

a present for

[CILLIT BANG]

his slutty granny

[VoX]

So he could

[Hutch]

steal her hamster

[Chalex4]

and remember to

[Hutch]

see a doctor

[Snerfs]

. It then turned

[Chalex4]

dark and he

[Hutch]

tripped over a

[VoX]

Rather mysterious object

[spawnofebil]

later identified as

(I like letting you guys having all the fun deciding what to insert)

[VoX]

An oddly shaped

[Hutch]

Potato. He mashed

[Chalex4]

it together with

[Hutch]

the sand and

[Chazlene]

then ate the

[Hutch]

the fingers of

[Chazlene]

his wife's hand

[VoX]

While he was

[Hutch]

crying. He slit

[Chazlene]

His own, pale

[Chalex4]

from the shock

[Qu1f]

of eating the

[Hutch]

aids infected hand.

[VoX]

He wondered if

[Chalex4]

he should escape

[Chazlene]

from the huge

[Hutch]

crowd of people

[VoX]

But then he

[Hutch]

stopped and pulled

[VoX]

Down his trousers

[Isphera]

and revealed a

[VoX]

Stick of rock

[Isphera]

from Brighton Pier.

[™chaos]

He gripped it

[VoX]

With great strength

[Hutch]

and threw it.

[™chaos]

towards an ape.

[Isphera]

The ape turned

[Hutch]

and started dancing.

[VoX]

He was scared

[Hutch]

. He ran towards

[VoX]

A pole and

[Hutch]

thrust it in

[VoX]

Mario's strange chicken.

[Hutch]

With the chicken

[™chaos]

He launched it

[VoX]

Out of his

[Darkeagle]

large back pocket

[Bloo]

and started to

[Chazlene]

fly insanely upwards

[Hutch]

and it exploded

[Bloo]

like a flying

[Hutch]

foetus aborted by

[Bloo]

a rusty coat-hanger

[Hutch]

. People were showered

[Chazlene]

with the remains

[Hutch]

. Screaming, he slit

[Chazlene]

the banana skin

[eStevo]

and ate it

[spawnofebil]

. Chocolate rain fell

[Chazlene]

all over the

[Hutch]

beach. People drank

[spawnofebil]

; some stayed dry

[Hutch]

while others felt

[Chazlene]

the pain. The

[spawnofebil]

overused internet meme

[VoX]

was slowly dying.

[spawnofebil]

Thank god for

[Bloo]

Chairman Mao's donuts

[dragonslayer]

Well Thats The End Of That Can An Admin/Mod Lock This Topic Plz

[ez64]

that isnt 3 words! ^&^

[Vicious Horizon]

Chairman Mao's donuts

because Bloo did

NOTE: n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-necro!

[Colonel Mitch]

your mother hard.

[VoX]

Not this again.

(See what I did there? :p)

[Vicious Horizon]

Said Vicious Horizon

[Chalex4]

when he saw

[VoX]

The massive black

[Mr.Big]

ding-dong swingin

[Colonel Mitch]

into the nursery

[VoX]

closely followed by

[Calneon]

a pair of

[Mr.Big]

three bearded men

[D_K_Head]

slowly sucking on

[Mr.Big]

the doorknob. It

[Bloo]

was strangely large

[Calneon]

and a wonder

[Colonel Mitch]

they could get

[Mr.Big]

their mouths around

[D_K_Head]

those tarnished knobs

[Vicious Horizon]

So I said

[Colonel Mitch]

"Your mother" with

[ez64]

a horny belgian

[Bloo]

who oddly liked


(go on mitch, go on)

[Colonel Mitch]

dubious amounts of

[Bloo]

your mother's milk.

[Mr.Big]

Followed by large

[D_K_Head]

quantities of illicit

[Target]

material from chalex's

[Vicious Horizon]

encrypted "happy" folders

[Colonel Mitch]

. "LOL" said Mitch

[Mr.Big]

while Mr.Big PUKED

[Vicious Horizon]

and Chalex fapped

[Colonel Mitch]

"slapping his leg"

[Vicious Horizon]

TeamSpeak was different

[D_K_Head]

,despite mitch squatting

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo113/D_K_Head/Antisocial.png

[Colonel Mitch]

over your mothers



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maybe that was taken when i was out socialising with real people in the real world... =]

[D_K_Head]

revoltingly crusty old

I've got one somewhere with you on a 6 day AFK Spree

[Colonel Mitch]

melons. shrivelled and



I've got one somewhere with you on a 6 day AFK Spree
my record is 15 days

[Vicious Horizon]

combo breaking with

[D_K_Head]

a slightly damp

[Chalex4]

wet sock positioned

[Vicious Horizon]

over DK's mother

[Bloo]

who was ovulating

[D_K_Head]

, you sick fucks.

[Colonel Mitch]

Mitch likes this =]

[ez64]

Joanna loves this

[Mr.Big]

Mr.Big dislikes this

[Vicious Horizon]

but the story

[Mr.Big]

still goes on

[D_K_Head]

and on and

[Bloo]

and off sometimes.

[D_K_Head]

but only when

[Vicious Horizon]

someone gets distracted

[Bloo]

or the thread

[Vicious Horizon]

de-rails, leaving ATK

[Chalex4]

with a very

[Mr.Big]

very small e-peen

[Vicious Horizon]

that we're ashamed

[Has anyone else noticed our Activity levels slowly rising? XD]

[Colonel Mitch]

of utilising incorrectly

[D_K_Head]

despite not knowing

[Colonel Mitch]

Tree-mouses are REAL!

[Bloo]

But cake isn't.

[Mr.Big]

because its'a lie!!11

[D_K_Head]

said the troll

[Vicious Horizon]

to the noob

[Darkeagle]

who believed him

[Vicious Horizon]

and was called

[Target]

Vicious "Noobfest-alert" Horizon

[D_K_Head]

which was four-words

[Vicious Horizon]

even with hyphen

[Calneon]

which was four-words
how ironic!

EDIT: Dogshit forum turning my caps into lower case. IF I WANT TO TYPE IN CAPS LET ME PLEASE.

[D_K_Head]

Lost the Game.

[Vicious Horizon]

Game was lost

[Mr.Big]

Game lost was

[D_K_Head]

was lost game

[Bloo]

Doesn't make sense.

[D_K_Head]

said the colour.

(used in a sentance, it could be: Those animals were lost, the gamekeeper simply said that it was lost game, and refused to investigate further.)

[Target]

Its been emotional.

[Vicious Horizon]

And VH cried

[D_K_Head]

like a boss

[Vicious Horizon]

, sucked a dick

[Target]

attached to chalex's

[D_K_Head]

dozen new girlfriends

[Bloo]

whom he paid.

[D_K_Head]

in fresh turnips.

[Vicious Horizon]

Ritalin was also

[Mr.Big]

popular at the

[D_K_Head]

bunny tea party

[Bloo]

as was DK's

[Target]

SPANIEL FACE. Epic

[Vicious Horizon]

penises flew around