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dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:23 PM
Rules:
Here to start off we will not have any swearing or stuff about families or I will get an admin to ban you.
Please no double posts either.


Start:
One day in

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 01:25 PM
a box, Oricalcos

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 01:26 PM
decided to go

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:26 PM
and burn a

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 01:28 PM
poodle, when suddenly

Isphera
20th July 2007, 01:29 PM
it spontaneously exploded

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 01:31 PM
in his face

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:31 PM
then he had

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 01:31 PM
A fag. The

Qu1f
20th July 2007, 01:32 PM
Ninja came to

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:33 PM
fight him when

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 01:34 PM
he heard of

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:35 PM
a more powerful

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 01:38 PM
laser gun that

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 01:39 PM
will blow everything

Isphera
20th July 2007, 01:49 PM
in the EVE

Bloo
20th July 2007, 02:13 PM
server hopefully, because

dragonslayer
20th July 2007, 02:14 PM
it would look

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 02:49 PM
like someone had

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 02:52 PM
detonated a bomb

VoX
20th July 2007, 02:55 PM
That had gone

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 03:00 PM
a bit like

Isphera
20th July 2007, 03:50 PM
overly large guitars

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 05:59 PM
The next day

Isphera
20th July 2007, 05:59 PM
Chalex decided to

VoX
20th July 2007, 06:00 PM
Run in circles

Bloo
20th July 2007, 06:00 PM
to find his

Isphera
20th July 2007, 06:02 PM
slightly strange and

VoX
20th July 2007, 06:03 PM
Ironically large headset

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 06:04 PM
which is awesome

VoX
20th July 2007, 06:08 PM
And at i31

Isphera
20th July 2007, 06:38 PM
,will make everyone

Bloo
20th July 2007, 08:48 PM
eat several buns

Chazlene
20th July 2007, 09:42 PM
while they gaze

Chalex4
20th July 2007, 10:51 PM
in awe at

spawnofebil
21st July 2007, 03:14 AM
deleting my posts (fuckers)

VoX
21st July 2007, 08:13 AM
Because they felt

Chazlene
21st July 2007, 10:41 AM
that they were

Chalex4
21st July 2007, 11:03 AM
doing the right

dragonslayer
21st July 2007, 11:44 AM
thing to save

VoX
21st July 2007, 11:52 AM
The community from

dragonslayer
21st July 2007, 11:56 AM
the spammers, when

spawnofebil
21st July 2007, 12:50 PM
my massive






brain

FaTaL
21st July 2007, 01:41 PM
imploded and shriveled

dragonslayer
21st July 2007, 02:11 PM
to a size

Qu1f
21st July 2007, 02:17 PM
Of a pea-nut

VoX
21st July 2007, 03:30 PM
Like it was

Bloo
21st July 2007, 03:47 PM
a pedo pirate!

CILLIT BANG
21st July 2007, 10:43 PM
Then C H U C K N O R R I S

Isphera
21st July 2007, 10:46 PM
came along and

Chazlene
22nd July 2007, 12:05 AM
got beaten up

Bloo
22nd July 2007, 12:10 AM
by a pedo

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 12:20 AM
pirate named Boris

FaTaL
22nd July 2007, 09:49 AM
who had constipation

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 10:15 AM
and bovril smeared

FaTaL
22nd July 2007, 11:27 AM
all round his

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 11:30 AM
Chops. He buried

VoX
22nd July 2007, 11:50 AM
His foot into

Chalex4
22nd July 2007, 12:13 PM
the surrounding sand

FaTaL
22nd July 2007, 12:26 PM
so he could

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 12:29 PM
pluck crabs out

VoX
22nd July 2007, 12:59 PM
To use as

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 01:08 PM
nipple rings for

dragonslayer
22nd July 2007, 02:01 PM
a present for

CILLIT BANG
22nd July 2007, 03:27 PM
his slutty granny

VoX
22nd July 2007, 03:27 PM
So he could

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 03:52 PM
steal her hamster

Chalex4
22nd July 2007, 04:24 PM
and remember to

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 04:54 PM
see a doctor

Snerfs
22nd July 2007, 05:01 PM
. It then turned

Chalex4
22nd July 2007, 09:07 PM
dark and he

Hutch
22nd July 2007, 10:17 PM
tripped over a

VoX
23rd July 2007, 09:56 AM
Rather mysterious object

spawnofebil
23rd July 2007, 11:27 AM
later identified as

(I like letting you guys having all the fun deciding what to insert)

VoX
23rd July 2007, 12:04 PM
An oddly shaped

Hutch
23rd July 2007, 01:09 PM
Potato. He mashed

Chalex4
23rd July 2007, 03:00 PM
it together with

Hutch
23rd July 2007, 03:12 PM
the sand and

Chazlene
23rd July 2007, 04:48 PM
then ate the

Hutch
26th July 2007, 01:40 PM
the fingers of

Chazlene
26th July 2007, 01:59 PM
his wife's hand

VoX
26th July 2007, 02:12 PM
While he was

Hutch
26th July 2007, 02:30 PM
crying. He slit

Chazlene
26th July 2007, 03:03 PM
His own, pale

Chalex4
26th July 2007, 03:16 PM
from the shock

Qu1f
26th July 2007, 06:01 PM
of eating the

Hutch
26th July 2007, 06:21 PM
aids infected hand.

VoX
26th July 2007, 07:34 PM
He wondered if

Chalex4
26th July 2007, 08:27 PM
he should escape

Chazlene
26th July 2007, 08:35 PM
from the huge

Hutch
26th July 2007, 08:57 PM
crowd of people

VoX
26th July 2007, 09:02 PM
But then he

Hutch
2nd August 2007, 12:58 PM
stopped and pulled

VoX
2nd August 2007, 07:24 PM
Down his trousers

Isphera
2nd August 2007, 09:14 PM
and revealed a

VoX
3rd August 2007, 10:39 AM
Stick of rock

Isphera
3rd August 2007, 11:14 AM
from Brighton Pier.

™chaos
3rd August 2007, 11:17 AM
He gripped it

VoX
3rd August 2007, 11:40 AM
With great strength

Hutch
3rd August 2007, 12:20 PM
and threw it.

™chaos
3rd August 2007, 12:35 PM
towards an ape.

Isphera
3rd August 2007, 08:16 PM
The ape turned

Hutch
3rd August 2007, 08:31 PM
and started dancing.

VoX
3rd August 2007, 09:38 PM
He was scared

Hutch
3rd August 2007, 10:08 PM
. He ran towards

VoX
3rd August 2007, 10:44 PM
A pole and

Hutch
3rd August 2007, 11:35 PM
thrust it in

VoX
4th August 2007, 11:17 AM
Mario's strange chicken.

Hutch
5th August 2007, 01:49 PM
With the chicken

™chaos
5th August 2007, 01:54 PM
He launched it

VoX
5th August 2007, 03:08 PM
Out of his

Darkeagle
7th August 2007, 10:23 AM
large back pocket

Bloo
11th August 2007, 11:11 PM
and started to

Chazlene
12th August 2007, 12:01 AM
fly insanely upwards

Hutch
12th August 2007, 12:30 AM
and it exploded

Bloo
12th August 2007, 01:35 AM
like a flying

Hutch
12th August 2007, 01:49 AM
foetus aborted by

Bloo
12th August 2007, 01:53 AM
a rusty coat-hanger

Hutch
12th August 2007, 02:00 AM
. People were showered

Chazlene
12th August 2007, 10:50 AM
with the remains

Hutch
13th August 2007, 05:46 PM
. Screaming, he slit

Chazlene
13th August 2007, 08:38 PM
the banana skin

eStevo
13th August 2007, 09:54 PM
and ate it

spawnofebil
14th August 2007, 10:32 AM
. Chocolate rain fell

Chazlene
14th August 2007, 11:40 AM
all over the

Hutch
14th August 2007, 12:55 PM
beach. People drank

spawnofebil
14th August 2007, 02:19 PM
; some stayed dry

Hutch
15th August 2007, 12:22 PM
while others felt

Chazlene
15th August 2007, 12:32 PM
the pain. The

spawnofebil
15th August 2007, 12:34 PM
overused internet meme

VoX
15th August 2007, 12:36 PM
was slowly dying.

spawnofebil
15th August 2007, 12:37 PM
Thank god for

Bloo
15th August 2007, 12:42 PM
Chairman Mao's donuts

dragonslayer
20th September 2007, 03:28 PM
Well Thats The End Of That Can An Admin/Mod Lock This Topic Plz

ez64
21st September 2007, 10:53 AM
that isnt 3 words! ^&^

Vicious Horizon
16th November 2009, 08:11 PM
Chairman Mao's donuts

because Bloo did

NOTE: n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-necro!

Colonel Mitch
16th November 2009, 08:28 PM
your mother hard.

VoX
16th November 2009, 08:40 PM
Not this again.

(See what I did there? :p)

Vicious Horizon
16th November 2009, 08:51 PM
Said Vicious Horizon

Chalex4
16th November 2009, 09:32 PM
when he saw

VoX
16th November 2009, 09:41 PM
The massive black

Mr.Big
16th November 2009, 09:49 PM
ding-dong swingin

Colonel Mitch
16th November 2009, 09:54 PM
into the nursery

VoX
16th November 2009, 10:07 PM
closely followed by

Calneon
16th November 2009, 11:00 PM
a pair of

Mr.Big
17th November 2009, 03:07 AM
three bearded men

D_K_Head
17th November 2009, 03:46 AM
slowly sucking on

Mr.Big
17th November 2009, 08:58 AM
the doorknob. It

Bloo
17th November 2009, 01:35 PM
was strangely large

Calneon
17th November 2009, 02:28 PM
and a wonder

Colonel Mitch
17th November 2009, 04:28 PM
they could get

Mr.Big
17th November 2009, 04:45 PM
their mouths around

D_K_Head
17th November 2009, 04:58 PM
those tarnished knobs

Vicious Horizon
17th November 2009, 07:17 PM
So I said

Colonel Mitch
17th November 2009, 08:08 PM
"Your mother" with

ez64
17th November 2009, 08:29 PM
a horny belgian

Bloo
17th November 2009, 08:44 PM
who oddly liked


(go on mitch, go on)

Colonel Mitch
18th November 2009, 12:28 AM
dubious amounts of

Bloo
18th November 2009, 12:34 AM
your mother's milk.

Mr.Big
18th November 2009, 01:25 AM
Followed by large

D_K_Head
18th November 2009, 01:28 AM
quantities of illicit

Target
18th November 2009, 02:16 AM
material from chalex's

Vicious Horizon
18th November 2009, 08:47 AM
encrypted "happy" folders

Colonel Mitch
18th November 2009, 08:09 PM
. "LOL" said Mitch

Mr.Big
18th November 2009, 09:18 PM
while Mr.Big PUKED

Vicious Horizon
18th November 2009, 09:41 PM
and Chalex fapped

Colonel Mitch
18th November 2009, 09:46 PM
"slapping his leg"

Vicious Horizon
18th November 2009, 10:03 PM
TeamSpeak was different

D_K_Head
19th November 2009, 12:43 AM
,despite mitch squatting

http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo113/D_K_Head/Antisocial.png

Colonel Mitch
19th November 2009, 01:14 AM
over your mothers



[]http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo113/D_K_Head/Antisocial.png[/]

maybe that was taken when i was out socialising with real people in the real world... =]

D_K_Head
19th November 2009, 01:22 AM
revoltingly crusty old

I've got one somewhere with you on a 6 day AFK Spree

Colonel Mitch
19th November 2009, 02:19 AM
melons. shrivelled and



I've got one somewhere with you on a 6 day AFK Spree
my record is 15 days

Vicious Horizon
19th November 2009, 08:59 AM
combo breaking with

D_K_Head
19th November 2009, 05:00 PM
a slightly damp

Chalex4
19th November 2009, 05:51 PM
wet sock positioned

Vicious Horizon
19th November 2009, 06:50 PM
over DK's mother

Bloo
19th November 2009, 07:06 PM
who was ovulating

D_K_Head
19th November 2009, 08:41 PM
, you sick fucks.

Colonel Mitch
19th November 2009, 09:05 PM
Mitch likes this =]

ez64
19th November 2009, 09:42 PM
Joanna loves this

Mr.Big
20th November 2009, 12:30 AM
Mr.Big dislikes this

Vicious Horizon
20th November 2009, 08:57 AM
but the story

Mr.Big
20th November 2009, 01:44 PM
still goes on

D_K_Head
20th November 2009, 01:58 PM
and on and

Bloo
20th November 2009, 03:29 PM
and off sometimes.

D_K_Head
20th November 2009, 05:41 PM
but only when

Vicious Horizon
20th November 2009, 05:42 PM
someone gets distracted

Bloo
20th November 2009, 05:55 PM
or the thread

Vicious Horizon
20th November 2009, 07:12 PM
de-rails, leaving ATK

Chalex4
20th November 2009, 07:34 PM
with a very

Mr.Big
20th November 2009, 07:38 PM
very small e-peen

Vicious Horizon
20th November 2009, 07:59 PM
that we're ashamed

[Has anyone else noticed our Activity levels slowly rising? XD]

Colonel Mitch
20th November 2009, 08:58 PM
of utilising incorrectly

D_K_Head
20th November 2009, 08:59 PM
despite not knowing

Colonel Mitch
20th November 2009, 09:10 PM
Tree-mouses are REAL!

Bloo
20th November 2009, 09:56 PM
But cake isn't.

Mr.Big
20th November 2009, 10:17 PM
because its'a lie!!11

D_K_Head
20th November 2009, 11:17 PM
said the troll

Vicious Horizon
21st November 2009, 10:43 AM
to the noob

Darkeagle
21st November 2009, 12:09 PM
who believed him

Vicious Horizon
21st November 2009, 01:48 PM
and was called

Target
21st November 2009, 02:48 PM
Vicious "Noobfest-alert" Horizon

D_K_Head
21st November 2009, 03:15 PM
which was four-words

Vicious Horizon
21st November 2009, 03:43 PM
even with hyphen

Calneon
21st November 2009, 06:18 PM
which was four-words
how ironic!

EDIT: Dogshit forum turning my caps into lower case. IF I WANT TO TYPE IN CAPS LET ME PLEASE.

D_K_Head
21st November 2009, 06:29 PM
Lost the Game.

Vicious Horizon
21st November 2009, 08:21 PM
Game was lost

Mr.Big
21st November 2009, 09:13 PM
Game lost was

D_K_Head
21st November 2009, 10:26 PM
was lost game

Bloo
21st November 2009, 10:43 PM
Doesn't make sense.

D_K_Head
21st November 2009, 10:58 PM
said the colour.

(used in a sentance, it could be: Those animals were lost, the gamekeeper simply said that it was lost game, and refused to investigate further.)

Target
22nd November 2009, 04:55 AM
Its been emotional.

Vicious Horizon
22nd November 2009, 11:24 AM
And VH cried

D_K_Head
22nd November 2009, 01:19 PM
like a boss

Vicious Horizon
22nd November 2009, 02:58 PM
, sucked a dick

Target
22nd November 2009, 03:19 PM
attached to chalex's

D_K_Head
22nd November 2009, 04:03 PM
dozen new girlfriends

Bloo
22nd November 2009, 04:06 PM
whom he paid.

D_K_Head
22nd November 2009, 04:13 PM
in fresh turnips.

Vicious Horizon
22nd November 2009, 06:18 PM
Ritalin was also

Mr.Big
23rd November 2009, 11:19 PM
popular at the

D_K_Head
23rd November 2009, 11:21 PM
bunny tea party

Bloo
24th November 2009, 12:36 AM
as was DK's

Target
24th November 2009, 12:56 AM
SPANIEL FACE. Epic

Vicious Horizon
24th November 2009, 08:58 AM
penises flew around