spawnofebil
23rd July 2007, 02:34 PM
I can't list all my titles in the title :(
Anyway, I am Mr. Awesome. If the community need something done, and they have no-one else to turn to, then Chalex picks up the secret phone he has, and I am immediately there to save the day. With my super dooper X-Ray vision and tight spandex shorts, I can always save the day. The things I have helped him do: rescue his cat when it was stuck up a tree, help him flush his toilet and open the pickle jar (multiple times).
I am also the best gamer here. Once, in a 5v5 scrim, I managed to kill 9 people in a round with a well-thrown grenade. Unfortunately, I number myself among those, but still, it is an acheivement.
IRL I also have chicks hanging off my arm 24/7, and who can blame them? I reckon it's those tight spandex shorts, or the fact I have clean-cut abs of steel and a perfectly proportioned body.
NB: This post is 100% serious (I always am).
Anyway, I am Mr. Awesome. If the community need something done, and they have no-one else to turn to, then Chalex picks up the secret phone he has, and I am immediately there to save the day. With my super dooper X-Ray vision and tight spandex shorts, I can always save the day. The things I have helped him do: rescue his cat when it was stuck up a tree, help him flush his toilet and open the pickle jar (multiple times).
I am also the best gamer here. Once, in a 5v5 scrim, I managed to kill 9 people in a round with a well-thrown grenade. Unfortunately, I number myself among those, but still, it is an acheivement.
IRL I also have chicks hanging off my arm 24/7, and who can blame them? I reckon it's those tight spandex shorts, or the fact I have clean-cut abs of steel and a perfectly proportioned body.
NB: This post is 100% serious (I always am).