The ATK Office Roleplay

[Hutch]

Ok , The shoutbox isn't the best place to continue the massive amount of epic lulz of the ATK Office.

If you want to roleplay about ATK Offices please do it in here.
ATK Ltd is a Box merchant.
If you want to query your position ask me elsewhere and we'll discuss/change it


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Roles & Hierarchy:

Supervisors:

Chalex4 - Works from home, Head of ATK Ltd
Chazlene - Vice President, own Office
Hutch - Regional Manager (Only one region), shares office with Bloo and Spawn
Vox - Human resources, own office

IT Department:
Mark Kreuz (NPC) - Head of IT, in the basement

Employees (No offices, Cubicle or nothing): Nev (Intern)
Fatal
Bloo - Public relations officer
Spawn
Chaos - Advertising
Daemon - Accountant
eStevo - Box Seller
Hardie (Cleaner)
ez (Cleaner)
Phil - Security Guard (NPC)
Janet- Secretary (NPC)
Joe - Not sure what he does but it must be important (NPC)
Mike - Forklift Driver and HGV Driver (NPC)


Post what you like but it must be in character. Develop your character, don't start going "Lol I kill you with Chainsaw". Don't double post. Oh and Speech must be in speech marks and action in *. You may talk as an NPC if you please but please put in (NPC) tag. Only use NPCs at the top of this post. If you wish to join in later on ask me. Please spell correctly. You can talk as other Humans while in roleplay if it helps the thread along, but you must ask their permission first. Out of character chat must be done after a //. You need a // at the beginning of each line of ooc chat.
Also if someone has posted while you were posting, please read their post and edit yours so the story makes sense.
EDIT: The word admin needs to be supervisor.

Example:

Hutch: "Hi there Phil" *Picking up a cardboard box*
Phil (NPC): "Hi Hutch, you can't come in right now" *Palms Hutch in the face*


*BEGIN*

[Bloo]

// Great idea Hutch

*Rubbing an eye as he enters the building, staggers slowly towards the coffee machine, rummage around for his mug and takes Chazlene's by mistake*
Bloo: "Oh, hey Joe, finished that big project?"
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo: "Yeah, guess it was pretty hard?" *gets some coffee*
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo "Harder then my job... smiling for the local newsletter after giving the school boxes for it's move down the street isn't hard..." *takes one swig of coffee*
Joe (NPC): "..."
Bloo: "Anyway, see you later Joe, need to get into the office first otherwise Hutch will scream at me, again"
*With Chazlene's coffe mug in hand, Bloo walks off to his joint office, casually stepping over Hutch who is lying on the floor, then nods to Phil and finally enters his office*
Joe (NPC): "..."

// Public Relations ftw!

[Hutch]

Hutch : "Grugh" *Groggily gets up*
Phil (NPC): "Maybe you'll be nicer to me now, if you'd carried on walking you'd have tripped over a bin"
Hutch: "What bin?"
Phil (NPC): "This bin!" *Dumps a waste paper basket with nasty things in over Hutch's head*

Hutch: "Arghh, I need to file these reports! Phil, go ask Mark if you can play Yeti sports on one of our crappy Dells, get out of my hair." *Stomps into Office*
Hutch: " Good Bloo, you are in first, want a biscuit?" *Sits down in chair and boots up PC*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Slowly open the office door to find Hutch standing there with a smile on his face* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Hutch, god dam you. Well, i need to start work right away so move."

Hutch: "well, i was gonna ask you to get a coffee with me..."

Daemon: "Well i hate coffee any way so get off my back." *Walks quickly away to his desk and falls asleep*

Bloo: *Takes picture of Daemon asleep* "Ha, sleeping on the job ehy fellow? Well, i think its time for some tea and crumpets lads!" *He speaks this in a very old english voice*

Daemon: *Suddenly Wakes Up* "OH MY DEAR SWEET JEBUS, WERE IN £3000 DEBT" *Looks around in quite distress to find he shouted out what he meant to whisper to Hutch later* "Oops"

[Hutch]

*Cold Silence*

Hutch: "Bloo, have you had another stroke due to the stress of work so that you now speak in a victorian voice? Daemon wake up, go count your money like a J word, I need to know our budget for this month, I'm guessing about £0 because of your outburst" *Nudges Daemon, picks him up and escorts him out the office door*
Hutch: "Also this isn't your Office. You work in a cubicle"

[Bloo]

Bloo: "I wasn't speaking in a Victorian accent" *sips from the coffee mug* "I wasn't" *looks around the office then bites his lip, realising he was pretending to work on an off computer*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Bursts through the office door* "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, Due to company loss of money since we started, it looks like you will get no bonus this year. Infact, with the money that was lost, you need to pay up so me and the supervisors can go on holiday. *Hurrys back through the office door so not to get stampeeded on by the employees*

[FaTaL]

FaTaL: *Runs after daemon* "You arse come here i want that goddamn bonus you here me." *Kicks a dog after losing the chase* "Bloody supervisors!"

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Bloody hell Nev, why do you keep letting that stray dog following you in to the building. I just recieved this postcard from Janet, she was in Majorica for her holiday. Shame she got back here before the Royal Mail Delivered it. I'm not going to talk to her about it, she scares me." *Starts rifling papers in office and tapping at the computer trying to find competitions on the internet to win £10000 to get the company out of debt and get a new car as well, shame he just sent £100 to a Nigerian and hasn't heard back yet and his PC is FULL of Adware*

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Sat in his office, isolated from everyone else, Chazlene puts his feet up on his desk, with his jacket hanging on his chair and his loudest tie around his neck. One of his hands is failing to twiddle a pen, while the other is lazily controlling the arrows keys on his keyboard. Looking around in boredom, Chazlene glimpses between the blinds of his window something moving. He gets up and leaves his office to investigate further. It turns out to be a stray dog. He wasn't that surprised, since he had heard Hutch shouting to an employee about it earlier. However Chazlene found the dog irritatingly small, and didn't hesitate to kick it out of the nearest window. He briefly went back into his office and, still standing, spoke over the intercom:* "Hardie, I've got a little errand for you, run down the park and find another stray dog, and make sure it's big."

[Hutch]

Hutch: *Walks into Chazlene's Office* "So you've heard we're broke, got any ideas on how to make a fat load of dosh very quickly?"

Chazlene: "No, not really, although you might want to take your PC to Mark if you've been looking for fast money on Google like last time. Google is NOT The Answer."

Hutch: " No, The Answer is 42." *Smiles a nerdy smile* "I'll get stevo selling some boxes"

*An hour later*

Hutch: *Recieves phonecall* "So eStevo, you've sold enough boxes to get us out of debt!!! Brilliant news! Chazlene we are debt free, yet we are still a bit poor. Someone get me some celebratory coffee NOW!"

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Gives a slight smile* "Very good Hutch, send Stevo up here, I'm going to give that man a free pen".

*Chazlene walks over to the coffee machine, and frowns at how many more varieties of coffee there are than tea. He reaches for his mug, but finds that it has gone. Clenching his fists in rage, he looks around, and kicks open the nearest door, which happens to be Vox's office, and stands in the doorway.*

Chazlene: *Putting on a Vinnie Jones voice* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MUG?!"

Vox: *Makes a pathetic noise* "Errr... I don't know! I haven't done anything!"

*Chazlene angrily grunts and leaves Vox's office, slamming the door behind him which causes a picture to fall off the wall. He then hurries back to his office and starts making a 'LOST MUG' poster in Word to put up around the building.*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Walks into the room with his head down* "Erm..." *Whispers into Hutch's ear* "I kinda mentioned the wrong £3000, i was meant to say £30000. I'm so sorry, were going to need more than boxes. Maybe we could auction Bloo off for a night to one of the office men *cough* i mean women" *Slowly walks out of the office door before Hutch can throttle him*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Well, we are going to have to sort this out calmly and peacefully. Daemon, I'm going to cut you a new orifice!!!! Come here!! *Chases Daemon but just can't get him* "Well we are going to have to go back to solving the debt problem again."

[™chaos]

chaos: *Walks into the office and across to the vending machine and bangs a pound coin in. Yawns and realizes the coin has come straight back out.* "Ugh, we need to get this thing fixed." *chaos rams the coin back in and presses the C8 which is for a Lion Bar. It clangs into the bottom of the machine and 45p is launched out of the change hole. He picks the coins up and the lion bar and goes down to his cubicle.*

*chaos yawns and sits down*

[VoX]

// Nice idea Hutch!

VoX: *Walking out of office towards the vending machine* "Grrrr someone must have bought a lion bar again, the machines jammed up!" *Puts in 80p and presses G6 for a Mars bar* "Well, time to rebuild my office ofter what Chazlene did."

Joe (NPC): "Hey, want a hand lifting that?" *Goes over to help VoX lifting a filing cabinet*

VoX: "Yeah thanks, want to go and grab some tea?" *Looks around for his England mug*

Joe (NPC): "Yeah sure, you ever going to get a new mug?" *Looks down at the England one in disgust*

VoX: "Yes, check this one out that I had made by our partners in Asia." *Shows Joe an ATK mug*

Joe (NPC): "Nice, what you going to do with this one?" *Gestures towards old mug*

VoX: "I was thinking something like this." *Throws the mug out of the window conveniently hitting the small dog that was kicked by Chazlene the day before*

Joe (NPC): "What type of tea you want?" *Stopping at tea machine outside Chazlene's office.

VoX: *Leans into Chazlene's office* "Want a cuppa Chaz?"

Chazlene: "I refuse to drink any tea until I get my mug back!" *Folds arms*

VoX: "Well I thought I saw Bloo with it this morning, but I'm not 100%" *Gets a cup of Tetley and conveniently forgets about Joe* "Good luck finding the mug Chaz!" *Walks back to his office just missing a file threw in through a random window*

[Bloo]

*Bloo in hazy half-awake view of the world continues to pretend to be working, actually typing gibberish and talking into an unplugged phone, there is a change of scene and he's floating on a cloud with giant elephant-men wandering around, one of them ushers him into sitting on a very comfy looking cloud chair*
Bloo: "Oh, thankyou very much! Wow, this place sure is better with the new decoaration"
Elephant-Man (NPC): "It's no trouble, would you like something to eat, or hot chocolate?"
Bloo: "That'd be wonderful!"
Elephant-Man (NPC): "Right away, after you finish your paperwork, you're three days behind!"
Bloo: "Waaah?"
*The wonderful heavenly scene suddenly snaps back to the office, the elephant-man is replaced by Hutch, furious at Bloo*
Bloo: "Bugger."

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *Through intercom* "Hardie!!!!! Cleaner Boy!!! Your new stupid dog went doo doo on your new shoes!!! Come and clean it up, im playing Spade Invaders!!!"

[™chaos]

chaos: "Hmm, I think I better get working" *Turns and notices there isn't a computer in the cubicle.* "Uhm...What the hell happened to my computer?!"

chaos: *Chaos gets up and goes to the Reception.* "Hey Janet, you seen my computer?"

Janet (NPC): "Someone came to pick it up this morning, Hutch sold it. We're desperate for money."

chaos: "And you didn't think to stop him?"

Janet (NPC): "Why would I?"

chaos: "Well you know, if it wasn't for me we would hardly sell anyway. Never mind." *Sulks his way along to Hutch's office and knocks on the door."

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Hi, go down to IT and get a new PC from Mark, its a Dell I'm afraid but we've got to cut costs."*Yells down corridor to Daemon* "Daemon, clean the turd yourself, it might help you count. Bloo stop staring and get back to work"

[Bloo]

*Getting out of the office as quickly as possible, possibly due to Hutch, Bloo wanders over to the coffee machine to refill the mug of coffee, on his way he yawns and looks at it, realising he took Chazlene's mug he bites his lip again and looks around nervously, noticing that Daemon is next to him and preoccupied playing Spade Invaders (the gardening simulator), Bloo places Chazlene's mug on his desk and walks over to the coffee machine, taking his own mug and filling it up, then drinks from his mug, he suddely snaps awake, looks up at the clock, realising he has a important appointment with the local church, they're boxing up the old organ!"
Bloo: "Bugger, i'm late!"
*Bloo rushes out of the building getting to the church, but Phil puts out his foot and Bloo trips over it*
Bloo: "Nggh"
Phil (NPC): "Hey Bloo, sorry, no leaving the office till five."

[VoX]

VoX: "Phil Bloo has special permission to leave before 5 today"

Phil (NPC): "Sure thing Boss"

Bloo: "Thanks mate" *Rushes off to Church*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: "Hmm, i s'pose ill leave the turd there, thats all he's worth. Anyway, *Over Intercom* Anyone up for a game of CSS? *cough* I mean anyone want to play a game which includes work?"
Mark Kreuz (NPC): *Bursts through the door* "BUNGEE PANTS"

//EDIT:This is Hutch: Oric is now Mark Kreuz (NPC)

[™chaos]

chaos: *Muttering under his breath*"I'd play CSS but nooooooo, Hutch had to sell my freaking PC." *Knocks on Mark's Door* "Where the hell is he?" *Chaos begins to shoulder barge the door until it comes off it's hinges, once into the IT department he takes one of the PCs.*

*Barges past VoX on the way back to his cubicle.*
Vox: "What's wrong with you?"
chaos: "Nothing." *Takes the PC into his cubicle and begins shouting and throwing things around inside the cubicle.*

[Chazlene]

*After hearing what Vox said about his mug, Chazlene storms into Bloo's office with his fists still clenched. After searching around for a while, he finally decides to go and check the coffee machine to see if had been put back. Just like Bloo, he catches sight of Daemon playing CSS in his cubicle, and marches over to him.*

Chazlene: "There's a T to your right by the way, but that sort of thing is going to cost you a cubicle wall... *Catches sight of His own mug* ...Is that... *Quickly grabs Daemon around the collar* So you stole my mug! You think you can play funny with me?! Say goodbye to you whole cubicle!"

Daemon: "Wait, what? It wasn't me! I didn't steal it! It was already there!"

Chazlene: "Of course... you were too engrossed with CSS that you didn't notice someone place it there!"

Daemon: "Exactly and well, I was playing Spade Invaders then actually...and you're standing in some dog faeces Sir."

Chazlene: *Looks down at his feet, with a look of contained rage on his face* "Right, I'm going to get to the bottom of this..."

*Chazlene takes off his shoe, grabs his mug and walks back to his office, Daemon can hear him back on the intercom barking orders at Hardie.*

[Bloo]

*Parks his car in the disabled space of the church carpark, Bloo rushes to the camera's and smiles a cheesy smile and shakes the vicars hand*
Bloo: "We're very proud to be moving this fine organ! Yes, if you need boxes, get an ATK box! With extra padding for rough trips!"
*Bloo, proud of his little public relations, shakes some hands and goes on a tour around the church*

[Hutch]

Hutch:*Over intercom* "Hmm, According to Chalex's email, we are going to need to hold a meeting to sort out our problems. If everyone could go to the meeting room please at 3 o'clock. Daemon, bring the white board. Nev, drop that sausage and carry these papers to the meeting room"

[Chazlene]

*There is a depressing groan across all of the cubicles after hearing this announcement, followed by Chazlene poking his head around his office door*

Chazlene: *Briefly grumbles about Chalex being lazy* "Right lads, you heard him, Fatal, get some charts and graphs made, doesn't matter what's on them, so long as they look vaguely important. Hardie, give the table a good wipe down in there, it needs a clean after what we caught Bloo and Janet doing in there the other day."

*Chazlene returns to his desk to sort out the agenda for the meeting.*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "My eyes still burn from walking in on their experience. Graphs that don't look important are very important. As important as the well being of our workers if anyone has any problems they want to tell me about in the strictest confidence can tell me without fear of me laughing. I'll only laugh a little if its really really funny, or if I can sell your story to some womens magazine."

[Bloo]

*Bloo arrives back at the office after his little trip, as he walks up, Janet runs up to him...*
Janet (NPC): "Bloo, they've called a meeting in the briefing room!"
Bloo: "What? You DID remove the video recorder right.... right?"
Janet: (NPC): "Err"
Bloo: "This day is just getting worse and worse...." *grits teeth and looks around* "I'd better get up there, they'll be pretty pissed with me being late..." *takes a deep breath and runs for the meeting room, dodging Phil's attempt at blocking him, Phil shakes his fist in anger*
Phil (NPC): "I'll get you, you'll see!"

[™chaos]

chaos: *Upon hearing the announcement chaos gets up off the floor and starts moving, on his way up to the meeting room he notices that he has pen all over his shirt, his hair is scruffed up and he's lost his tie.* "What do you need a tie for anyway? All I do is sit on my ass and talk to people on the phone. I mean, it's not like they see me." *After his brief conversation with himself, he sighs and starts moving for the meeting again. He finally gets to the room and sits down, sighs again then relaxes.*

[Chazlene]

*At 3 o'clock, Chazlene finally decided to enter the meeting room, where most of the ATK employees had already gathered, most slouched in their chairs looking bored. Chazlene walked straight to the end of the long table, and stood with his back to the window and the various boards showing different charts.*

Chazlene: "Right, as you all know, Chalex, our loveable leader, has called a meeting. I can see most of you are here already, where the hell is Bloo?" *There is a mumble across the table as everyone groans that they don't know.* "Well then, first on the agenda, and most importantly, is that earlier on today my mug went missing. Luckily I have found it, but I still want to find out who decided to steal it in the first place. So whoever it was, own up now. Come on, be a man about it, I won't get angry."

[Bloo]

*Bloo, late of course, rushes in panting, everyone looking at him*
Bloo: "Err, Sorry i'm late everybody, I was just at an appointment at the church... they bought one GX-1337 boxes, you know, the really big ones, with gems and stuff..."

*rushes over to a pot plant in the corner and snatches the video recorder hiding it away*
Bloo: "Just... left some notes here... anyway! i've got the check for 27,000 pounds for the ark, err, box."

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Essentialations according to my calculations, we're no longer in debt thanks to Bloo's sale. See guys, god does help you in your hour of need, unless you are a rapist. Then God won't help you. Now are there any more problems you would like to discuss with me?" *Swings back on chair* "We aren't leaving, we are still having the meeting guys." *Everyone in the room suddenly groans with boredom.*

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: "Well then, that's most of the agenda done now. Anyway, well done Bloo, have a free pen. By the way, may I ask what that actually was you took from the pot plant just now?"

[™chaos]

chaos: "Ugh, so unless we find something to talk about, we just...Sit here? Oh and I think Hardie didn't do a very good job..." *chaos pulls a condom that appears to have been sellotaped to the underneath of the table.*

[Bloo]

*Bloo coughs quietly and looks to where he hid his video recorder*
"Oh that? Nothing, nothing, think I left my phone there... for some reason, been looking for it for awhile now"
*Bloo eyes the condom and grits his teeth*
"Well, I guess thats all right, with that big debt issue over..." *stands up to leave, and bashes the video recorder against the table by accident, by chance it was on the 'play' button...*
*muttering under his breath* "Bugger"

[Chazlene]

*Chazlene smirks as he listens to Bloo's and Janet's voices playing on the video recorder, happy that Bloo had accidentally revealed his secret. He then nods at Hutch, indicating that he should take the recorder off Bloo.*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "I believe that is office property. Give it here" *Snatches the tape recorder of Bloo, the tape is still running, suddenly it goes fuzzy and we hear the sound of Chalex's wedding video*

Chazlene:" Thank god the flip screen is not out, too happy an occasion "

[Bloo]

*Mutters to himself as his video recorder his confiscated*
Bloo: "Oh comeon... they're just jealous, that they can't have her."

[Hutch]

Hutch: "I was his best man! Bloo we aren't jealous, she has stretch marks"

[VoX]

VoX: Do you mean Janet or Chalex's wife?

[™chaos]

chaos: "He means Janet Vox, at least I think he does."

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: "I though he meant both...(mumbling) how does Hutch know? Anyway, next on the agenda, look behind me at this Pie Chart, can anyone hazard a guess at what it shows?"

[VoX]

VoX: I'm guessing the orange part of the pie chart shows how much Bloo urinated during sex and the white part shows how much sperm came out. *Sits back in the reclining chairs that supervisors have*

[Bloo]

Bloo: "Both? Well... I guess his wife did have them... a little, but.. wha, wha whaaa? Wait! I didn't... argh...." *groans* "And that pie chart is nothing to do with me!"
*mumbling under his breath* Bloo: "How do I work with these people..."

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: "You're all of course wrong, this chart in fact shows the average size slice Mark down in IT take whenever Chaos' mum brings in one of her cakes. We need to stamp down on his gluttony, since many of you hard working employees are not getting your fair share. Right then, that's all of the agenda done, unless anyway else has a point to make?"

[™chaos]

chaos: *Very Excited* "Does this mean we get to kill Mark!?"

[VoX]

VoX: "I have one more thing for the agenda!" *Looks around at Bloo who seems to have overcome from his secret being exposed* "Janet is a man!"

[Bloo]

Bloo: "Yeah yeah, very funny, sorry but she isn't, but you've been moonlighting at Allix and Co Boxmakers, don't lie Vox, i've saw you working there when I was sent to sabotage their boxes by Hutch"
*smirks and stares down Vox, forgetting Vox has the power to fire him*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Actually I sent him to spy on them to get information prior to your sabotage. We had to keep him there awhile after so he wouldn't look suspicious. And you guys weren't meant to hear that. Uh, meeting over. Go get your lunch!"
*Hutch and Vox bolt out of the door*

[™chaos]

chaos: "Well, I never knew any of that until today, glad you arranged this meeting Chazlene, I am off to Subway next door." *chaos gets up off the chair and tramps across to the door and makes his way to the front door and Subway.*

[Bloo]

Bloo: "Well, i'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, I mean err, i'll... go back work...."
*walks to his shared office and sighs, then buzzes reception*
Bloo: "Janet, can you come up quickly, I need you to help with me something important..."

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Shouting out of the doorway to Vox and Hutch* "Alright, come back here you two!" *Vox and Hutch nervously walk back with their heads looking down* "Listen, I don't want any spying or sabotaging of other Box companies without mine or Chalex's strict permission. You hear? It has caused too much confusion this time, and think of the damage it could cause to our company if we were found out! Meeting is now over. Right, who's going to run off like a good little employee and get my EFFING SANDWICHES?!".

[™chaos]

chaos: *chaos is walking back into the office with his Subway sandwhich, walking passed the reception he realizes that there isn't anyone there. He just shrugs it off as Janet might have gone for Lunch as well. He's walking past Bloo's office when he hears some whispering. He can hear Bloo's voice and Janet's. Putting two and two together he gulps, and rustles in his pockets for his mobile, quickly getting it out and switching the video recorder on he pokes it through and around the corner to video what ever is happening inside. After 5/6 or minutes so of recording he turns the recording off and goes back to his cubicle to watch it.*
"Oh my god!! She DOES have stretch marks!"
*Chaos quickly boots up his computer and plugs in the USB cable to his phone, uploads the video and E-Mails Chazlene.* 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see. Love chaos.' "Nah, scrap the last bit."
*He sends the email to Chazlene 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see, but be warned it may shock and offend you.'*

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *After an embarrassing pause when he had ordered someone to get his sandwiches, Chazlene quickly walked back to his office, to get his sandwiches on his own. He didn't know why he wanted someone to get them for him, he was going to eat them in his office anyway. A while after finishing his lunch, he noticed he had an e-mail from Chaos. He sighed as i was probably some more dwarf porn he had sent as a joke. After reading what Chaos had said in the e-mail, he cautiously viewed the attachment. He felt his sandwiches start to rise back up his throat.* "So she does have stretch marks..." *Many ideas and thoughts went through Chazlene's head, most of them including the word 'Youtube'. Many office pranks had been played on Chazlene in the past, was it his turn for revenge? But Bloo was one of his best employees, most of the time away with the fairies yes, but always had given ATK box merchants a good reputation. He decided to store the video on his PC and talk about it later with the other employees.*

[Snerfs]

Daemon: *While walking around the building, he trips on an eletricity wire and his mobile short circuits everything in the building* "Hmm, this could be costly in the finicial department. If i multiply the times i get beatn today by the amount ill have the pay... *thinks hard while scratching his 1 eyebrow* this could lead... to me being in very serious trouble... or maybe even a party"

[Bloo]

*Bloo and Janet, whom were bouncing up and down on a trampoline //what else?// were getting tired, after taking a five minute break he said to her...*
Bloo: "Okay, thats enough, we've tested it out, it works, Chazlene will love it for his birthday!"
Janet (NPC): "Yep well I better be off anyway, it's nearly five and I don't have to work late."
Bloo: "Don't remind me, Hutch hasn't noticed that i'm actually a week behind on the paperwork, I just stored some unfinished stuff in the 'done' tray to make it look like I had done something."
Janet (NPC): "Right oh, well, i'm off, bye!"
*Janet leaves the office, Bloo hides the trampoline*
Bloo: "Right, hmm... what to do... better set an appointment, Chaos' mum is coming in a couple of days and her cake is like poison... erk..."
*Bloo, as the office-day ends, only now begins to do any real work*

[Hutch]

Hutch: *Over Intercom* "Too much noise out there, it sounds like a bed creaking, get back to work."

//Target, point out all the typos you can find, your is not you're by the way, and your spelling isn't perfect.

[Chazlene]

//1st day finished - next posts begin on the following day.

[VoX]

VoX: *Rushes in to get to work early so he can plan a huge office party to celebrate the success of getting out of debt* "Oh hey Bloo, good night in the office?"

Bloo: *Says sleepily* "Yeah it was alright."

VoX: Ok, cya later then *VoX goes to his office to watch the SUPER AWESOME i31 Video*

[Bloo]

*It was the most horrible experience Bloo can imagine, a morning, viewed from the 'other' side, the side which was awake all night working and now wanted to sleep peacefully, but had to continue to work, yawning and shotting up on his 18th cup of coffee this hour, Bloo begins to shake and twitch*
Bloo: "Nggh, rrargh... this is going to be a BAD day..."

[Hutch]

Hutch: *Walks into his office, opening the door rather fast while Bloo is standing and stretching behind it.* "Sorry Bloo, I'm in rather a hurry, we might be out of debt but we need to make a profit." *Gets to computer and immediately starts playing peggle.*

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Chazlene bursts through the door of their office floor, but looks tired, from yet another late night of feeling sorry for himself. He walks towards his office with his briefcase under his arm, slowly looking around at the other office workers, and suddenly felt very disturbed after remembering about the video of Bloo and Janet. Coincidently, Chazlene suddenly bumps into Chaos* "Err... Good morning Chaos, did those flyers get sent out?"

Chaos: "Yes, but what did you think about that video?"

Chazlene: *Suddenly reminded of the 'bounciness' of the video* "Oh yes... you sent it, well, um, err... Stretch marks..."

Chaos: "Yeah... Stretch marks... and when Bloo rubbed his hand up and dow..."

Chazlene: "Yes yes yes, well... Do you think we should let out to the others?"

Chaos: "That's why I sent it to you..."

Chazlene: "Indeed... Bloo does need a good kick up the arse..." *Realises how his thoughts had trailed off from work* "Well, back to your cubicle, those ATK mouse mats need to be ordered! I tell Hutch about this film by the way..."

*Chaos scurries back to his desk. Chazlene pauses for thought for a second, then heads for Hutch's office, pulling his phone out of his pocket at the same time (Which also has the film on), and pushes open the door.*

Chazlene: "Hutch, I have something to show you..."

[Bloo]

*Bloo groans after a long 15 minutes work, he then rubs an eye and yawns*
"Well... guess I better (Bloo yawns) spin why our accountants got us in massive debt... oh what the hell..."
*Bloo writes: -Our Supervisors are total dumbasses, they have no idea what they're doing, and have never given me a raise despite all the hard work I do-, Bloo then stops and decides to delete this.*
*Bloo mutters to himself* "I don't want to find another job, I mean this one is perfect already... can probably blackmail half the staff anyway, hmm.... maybe if I blackmail one of the supervisors I can get that raise i've always wanted..."
*Bloo drinks the rest of his cough and twitches slightly*
"Afterall, it was Chazlene in the meeting room with the briefcase whodunnit... err..."

[Hutch]

*Just before Chazlene decides to enter*

Hutch: "Bloo, you do know that i've been looking over your shoulder, reading what you've been typing. Also you are muttering rather loudly. I was looking at your work, because I've never seen you do any, and was.... intriguing. Now, lets think... Oh hi Chazlene. Something to watch on your phone eh, Bloo won't mind us. *Chazlene rather anxious with Bloo in the room shows the video to Hutch, Bloo is too tired to notice the familar sounds coming from the tinny speaker* "Blackmail us Bloo? I think we are about to Blackmail you."

[Chazlene]

//Wewps, forgot Hutch and Bloo shared the same office...

[Bloo]

Bloo: "Blackmail me?" *Bloo thinks to himself* "Bugger."
*Bloo then mutters something, most of it is too hard to hear, but the words 'Hutch' and 'embezzlement' can be heard in the same sentence. Bloo still tired yawns again and drinks the remainder of his coffee*

[Hutch]

Hutch: " I think the clinching piece of blackmail is that you started talking about a trampoline for Chazlene's birthday after having sex , thats horrible. I also hear Janet saying "Are you fucking me? I thought it just went missing."" *Walks over to the window* " Now Bloo, we won't say anything, if you get me and Chazlene all the freebies from that huge corporate exhibition you are going to at Earls Court tomorrow. I am running out of pens and novelty Yo-Yos. Of course you will still have to hand out the mouse mats at our stand, you can take one other employee to help you tommorow . Now I want you to go home at lunch time to sleep as you have to be up early tomorrow and you kind of look like you need a lot of sleep"

[Bloo]

*Bloo mutters to himself* Bloo: "Still want a friggin' raise..."
*Bloo gets back to work, carefully mentioning the selling of the GX-1337 was his own private venture and that this got the company out of debt, he then takes a break and heads for the coffee machine, where Joe and Phil are having conversation*
Phil (NPC): "So anyway, then I told him 'this bin' and poured it over his face... that dickhead should really be nicer too me, I do such a hard job and no one gives a damn"
Joe (NPC): "Shouldn't you be making sure stray dogs and random people don't enter the office?"
Phil (NPC): "Shut up"
*The two continue too argue, Bloo just fills up his coffee and tries to leave without listening into too much detail*
Bloo: "Only lunchtime today... phew..."

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: "A trampoline for my Birthday? Great... like I'd be able to use that in my office... very practical... wait a minute, let me look at that again..." *Chazlene watches the video again* "Aha, so they're not doing 'you know what' like we assumed, that's just the trampoline, not a camp bed like I thought... and they're just doing elaborate trampoline moves..."

Hutch: "Oh yes, I see, but why didn't Bloo just explain this to us? Why did he let himself get blackmailed?"

Chazlene: "Well, all I can conclude from this is that Chaos needs to get a better camera phone, and Bloo thought we were talking about something else he doesn't want everyone to know... interesting... Nah, probably just a load of rubbish, well, back to those Pie charts, eh Hutch?" *Chazlene briskly walks back to his office.*

Hutch: *Still confused about Bloo* "Yeah... pies..."

[™chaos]

chaos: *After bumping into Chazlene on the way back to his cubicle he sits down and prepares for a long day of work* "Ahhhhhh." *chaos puts his feet up on the desk.* "Well, watching it one more time can't be any harm." *He rustles around under the paper on his desk trying to find his phone.* " Where the hell is it?!" *He carries on rooting around on the desk until he comes to it underneath a pile of ruined flyers.* "Ahh here it is, and I need to talk to Mark about getting a new printer up here, it's on the fritz again. Anyway." *He turns on his phone and starts going through all his videos until he comes across the one with Janet and Bloo. He turns on the video, and turns down the sound.* "Heh, hehehee. Haha. HAHAHA! Wait, that's not a bed... Uh oh." *He crams his phone back into his pocket and tries to get out of his chair knocking over paper and various office equipment, eventually getting out of the chair he charges out of his cubicle and down towards Hutch's Office. On the way down he trips over a Yucca plant in the hallway sending soil and bits of plant everywhere. He bursts through the door and falls to the ground.* "GUYYS!!! It turns out that video isn't what we thought it was, they're just on a trampoline." *Pausing for breath, Hutch and Chazlene turn towards the now covered in soil chaos laid in the doorway* "I thought they were you know, but they aren't they are just on a trampoline." *After telling them this chaos gets up and walks back out of the room panting and dripping in soil and God knows what else. Muttering to himself. He returns to his now completely fucked up cubicle and sits back in his chair.*

[Bloo]

*Bloo (the eternally confused?) took a deep breath, and murmured to himself while he continued to spew from giant pieces of PR crap at an outstanding rate for a guy hyped up on coffee...*
Bloo: "At a standing out our stand handing out mouse mats... think thats what I bloody do? Bah... supervisors have no idea... besides... it's for marketing that... have to cancel my orphanage appointment for it... how am i'm going to spin -that-"
Hutch: "What are you muttering about Bloo?"
*Bloo pondered for a few moments and then replied*
Bloo: "Apartheid"
Hutch: "..." *Hutch grunts* "Keep politics out of the office Bloo, you might offend someone"
Bloo: "Everyone here is white except Hardie, and no one cares about him anyway..."
Hutch: "Good point, now back to work or i'll be using those yo-yo's to mess up your coffee!"
*Bloo mutters to himself again, the word 'raise' is mentioned a few times, before he gets back to work*

[FaTaL]

FaTaL: *what do i do in this office, hardie stole my job *WOOOOO* and now all i do all day is look at joe bully people*

Joe (NPC): *hey fatal what are you doing looking at me like that hey?*
*clenches his fists*
Joe (NPC): *where you looking at me in a gay way?*

FaTaL: *no, no, no of course not, why would i look at you, you make me feel sick every time i look at you*
*throws all over his new k-swiss shoes*

Joe(NPC): *thats it you little shit, im going to get mike on you and he's going to run you down with his forklift truck, so you better start running*

*Fatal gets up and runs down the corridor (knocking the coffee out of Bloo's hands), Fatal turns round to see that two people are now after him*
FaTaL: *ok i give up im can't be arsed to run anymore let me sit down on this comfy sofa*Turns and looks around*Oh My God, sorry mike i thought you where a sofa*

Mike(NPC): GRUNT*Fatal i've had enough of you messing around(GRUNT) ive just got my 700th piercing, and you've just sat on it*
*picks Fatal up by the head and lobs him out of the open window*

FaTaL: *What a lucky landing i landed on a pizza guy*

Pizza Guy: *Delivery for a Mr.Kreuz*

[VoX]

VoX: "Ah, I wonder what has happened in the office since the meeting?" *Walks to his office passing Chaos covered in dirt in his wrecked office. Leans in* "I'm not even gunna ask" *Gets a nice cuppa and goes to act corporationy in his office*

[FaTaL]

FaTaL: "*Walks into Vox's office* hey vox hows that cuppa?"

Vox: "Its allright thanks Fatal, hows your head from when mike chucked you out of the window? still hurting"

FaTaL: "its gonna be hurting for a long time doctor said*Looks to see anyones there*Whispers*im claiming compensation, round £50,000"

Vox: "Oh my god i think thats enough money to get us out of debt*Looks around* or we could go buy some new mugs for every one cause these ones are rather bad"

FaTaL: "What ever, ill think ill change my name to FaTaLXporter"

*Walks to see if hardies doing his work properly*

[Hutch]

Hutch: "Why the fuck have you guys stopped working"
*Slaps Bloo's head* "Get back to work you lazy swine."

[VoX]

VoX: *Walks into Hutch and Bloo's office* "Nice hit Hutch!"

[Bloo]

*Mutters again after he's hit, phrases like "Sue the company", "Convict of fraud and embezzlement", "Get that damned raised or maybe a promotion" and for some strange reason "marshmellows" spout out*
*Bloo then finishes his work and loads it up onto network while Hutch and VoX discuss he exits the office and see's Joe nearby*
Bloo: "Hey Joe, want to do something while I wait for this to load up?"
Joe: "Sure, i'm waiting on a compile as well."
Bloo: "Want to play Counterstrike?"
Joe: "Eh, sure!"

*A few moments later, Bloo yells "Alright lets go" and runs around the office with a toy gun, Joe does the same and the two begin to shoot at eachother, much to the alarm and amazement of the rest of the office*
*Then, Hutch and VoX leave the private office and see the two pretend fighting*
Hutch: "What the hell are you doing?"
Bloo: "Waiting for something to load up onto the network"
Joe (at the same time as Bloo): "Waiting for something to compile"
Hutch: "Oh, right, carry on."
*The two get back to shooting eachother, yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and "Terrorists Win" until both realise they were on the same team and decided that the server had kicked them for TKing, at this point, they got back to work*

[CILLIT BANG]

then cillit a big shot crazy oil refinary owner from texas comes in and showts 'yeeh haaaaar' cos he bort the office and company and u all now work for him...

[VoX]

VoX: *Points at Bloo* "You're fired, reason, too many TKs."

[CILLIT BANG]

Cillit : Vox ur fired yeeeee haaaaawh im a crazy texas guy

[Chazlene]

Chazlene: *Hears an accent he doesn't like, bursts out of his office and sees Cillit* "Oi you, you f*cking prick! GTFO! *Chazlene kicks Cillit in the balls* and get a better hat!"

[FaTaL]

FaTaL: *Laughs at Cillit* ha you got kicked in the balls!

[VoX]

VoX: *Wonders if Bloo is around or whether he should record this on his phone.*