Internet Rock Paper Scissors

[Chalex4]

This has been a success on another board I visit so I thought I'd try it here.

Basically I post a picture, you post one that "beats" it in any way you can think of.

For example if someone posts a tyre, you may post a nail. The next person may post a hammer, or they may post a nail file or anything like that.

No NSFW images please (other forums descended into tatood penises and circumcision), and no super weapons (Eg NUKE LOLZ!, Ninja beats everything lolz!).

Link the image using the tags and no stupid sized images.

I'll start:

http://www.cineybso.com/fotos%20noticias/fallece%20christopher%20reeve/superman.jpg

[Isphera]

Ninjas are cooler.

http://static.dirtymicrobe.com/images/products/pirate-new-ninja_christian_large.jpg

[spawnofebil]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/pirate-9.jpg

No pirates are.

[VoX]

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_22_2002_15_41_16/tank_04-06.jpgCC1CAB80-C11B-48AA-A2977C99D8ADD654.jpgLarge.jpg

Modern Combat owns the pirate!

[Hutch]

Islamist insurgent terrorism owns Modern Combat. Theres still a war in iraq for this reason. We will never win. EDIT: he looks like a ninja, as does his wife.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

[VoX]

Chuck Norris owns all!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_20147~Chuck-Norris-Posters.jpg

[Hutch]

RAZORS http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1a/Wikiraz.jpg/320px-Wikiraz.jpg

His power is in his beard.

[Bloo]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9398/emowi4.th.jpg (http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emowi4.jpg)

Emo's pwn razors, good for cutting themselves.

God that picture is really small...

[spawnofebil]

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/042204_fg1.jpg

Don't be sad, be happy!

[FaTaL]

http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog/images/skinheads.gif
skin heads wipe the smiles of your faces by violence

[Hutch]

Prisons own skinheads. Mainly the fact that they come out different and have done gay things in the showers. Go correction!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/images/2005/06/14/prison_bars203_203x152.jpg

[VoX]

http://musicametal.blogosfere.it/images/marzo2007/mini-IMG_1615_corey_taylor_shaved_bald.jpg

Corey Taylor (singer Slipknot and Stone Sour) owns all baldies and jails!

[Hutch]

Slipknot sucks, stop dropping band names VoX it isn't cool. I can't see how he owns anything, he probably sold most of his stuff to buy tattoos.

Pikachu owns all bands as he can destroy all their equipment with electricity.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/brainiac/pikachu.gif

[Chazlene]

Blastoise
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Water fucks up electricity, cute ickle Pikachu dies. (Please try not to do anymore pokemon :p).

[Bloo]

//I believe lightning beats water in the fucked up world of pokemon, so Charlie fails ;p

[spawnofebil]

Blastoise crossing the road, when suddenly...

http://akvis.com/img/examples/coloriage/car-color/yellow-car-body.jpg

A CAR APPEARS

[FaTaL]

http://www.amix.ca/photo22.jpg
Car crusher owns teh car

[Hutch]

http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Phoenix-wright-ryuichi.jpg

Phoenix Wright owns the car crusher by suing the owner of the car crusher for destroying the car and prosecuting them for the murder of the occupant of the vehicle. This makes them bankrupt and in jail so the car crusher can no longer be paid for and ends up on the skip.

[Isphera]

http://www.duilaws.com/oklahoma/oklahoma-county/oklahoma-dui-attorney-john-hunsucker

Real attorney's are better. And this guy looks like an attorney pro :D

[VoX]

http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/judge.gif

Judges have the final say.

[Hutch]

Hookers pwn judges, they have secs with them and then release the story to a newspaper or the judges wife.

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

[Isphera]

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Cause without it, theres no prostitutes, and without them, there is no judges that have fun.

[VoX]

http://people.ucsc.edu/~mdnguyen/thief.gif
Thieves steal money.

[Chazlene]

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/hotfuzz-02.jpg

The police catch the thieves.

[Bloo]

http://www.atkcommunity.com/imagehosting/14746e5967e7e9bf.jpg

Chavs throw bottles at police and don't respect their authority, police powerless due to paperwork.

[ez64]

Lightning Owns chavs gold, and guess what Lightning doesnt care too much for Authritayyyy

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/2300-8501~Lightning-Posters.jpg

[Hutch]

http://www.path.cam.ac.uk/images/recycling/poly-chippings.gif

Polystyrene does not conduct electricity.

[Midge]

http://www.propacksolutions.co.uk/propack/Images/Bubble_mailers.jpg
bubble wrap is a cooler form of package protection and has multiple uses

[spawnofebil]

http://www.livescience.com/images/051102_fingers_03.jpg

Hand with lots of fingers to pop bubble wrap.

[Hutch]

Islam cuts off hands of criminals under shariah law...

http://www.mrdowling.com/images/605islam.gif

[Bloo]

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6410_01.jpg

Ghosts eat Pacman, err Islam, eat a big pellet next time!

[Isphera]

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/ChrisKaye/buffyseason6box.jpg

I know she kills vampires, but also supernatural ghost things, so thus;

Buffy owns ghosts.

[ez64]

Ah but you forget SG1 owns buffy

http://images.mmorpg.com/images/newsimages/sg_complete.jpg

[spawnofebil]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Ffxiicase.jpg

Final Fantasy has more sequels.

[Isphera]

http://www.consolas.es/wp-content/uploads/xbox-360.jpg
Final is on PS2, but the XBox 360 is better than the PS2

[ez64]

My original gameboy owns all consoles/pc's

it has 1tb of ram promise!

http://devgba.snowcristals.net/images/Gameboy.png

[Isphera]

http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/e3-2004-sony-officially-unveils-the-psp-200405110136976.jpg

New automatically owns old. Thus PSP beat GB.

[Snerfs]

My images are being gay, so can some1 post a picture of a hammer pls? against the PSP

[VoX]

http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/hammer/hammer_1.png

There ya go.

[Isphera]

http://www.logodesignweb.com/stockphoto/objects/tools/spanner.jpg

Spanner's are cooler than Hammers.

[Hutch]

On all games with engineer classes you CAN do anything with a spanner, even repair electrical equipment.
http://www.navaching.com/forge/forge.gifs/Forge2.jpg

Forges melt spanners.

[Chazlene]

http://www.bananabaymarina.com/images/volcano.jpg

Volcanoes melt forges.

[Bloo]

http://www.therecord.com/images/kwr/kwr1149582_1.jpg

Pavarotti can beat a volcano into submission with his voice alone.

[Chazlene]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Illu_pancrease.jpg

Pancreatic cancer beats Pavarotti.

[Isphera]

That was low, Charlie...
http://www.admiralsawesomeknives.com/images/knuckleknifeopen1.jpg
Surgery beats Cancer

[Hutch]

Medicine defeats surgery

http://www.catchthat.net/uploads/2006/09/JD.jpg

[VoX]

http://www.warshooter.com/sites/warshooter.com/files/Aids%20In%20Asia%200001--12-08-04-IMG_2073ci%20copy-2.jpg

Aids beat medicine.

EDIT: The cancer one is harsh because I have an uncle who has cancer!

[Bloo]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17082.jpg

Condom beats AIDS.

[Isphera]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10964064/Prestone_5W_40_Fully_Synthetic_Motor_Oil_Lube.jpg

Oil based lube beats condoms.

[VoX]

http://www.solophotoshop.com/blog/imagen/phot-explosion.jpg

Kaboom.

[Isphera]

http://www.tsmguild.com/images/itemstats/INV_Elemental_Mote_Water01.png
Water Beats Fire.

[VoX]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17082.jpg

Condom is waterproof.

[Bloo]

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg

Scissors beat condom, snip-snip.

[VoX]

http://www.leyman.demon.co.uk/Rocking%20Stone%20of%20St.%20Fillans.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

[Bloo]

http://www.lib.umich.edu/pap/k12/images/paper(2)_lg.jpg

Paper beats rock, duh.

[Isphera]

http://wow.gamegate2k.com/wowgoldguide/images/fire.jpg
Fire beats paper.

[VoX]

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Blastoise owns fire!

[Bloo]

http://www.vtaide.com/png/images/bulbasaur.gif

Bulbasaur beats Blastoise, plant beats water, remember that!

[VoX]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/planecrash/images/minu-tenerifecrash7-l.jpg

He's not a good pilot though.

[Hutch]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

Terrorists own planes. Terrorism seems a bit good eh?

[VoX]

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/the-holy-bible-the-game.jpg

The real bible owns whatever he has there!

[Bloo]

http://www.misticismo.blogger.com.br/torah.jpg

The bible is just the Torah with a crappy ending tacked on the end!

[Hutch]

http://www.firstworldwar.com/features/graphics/hitler_fuhrer.jpg

Hitler owns all things jewish!

[VoX]

http://ihatehate.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bush-as-hitler.jpg

USA and UK won the war!

[Bloo]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

But terrorists are winning this war.

[VoX]

http://moddb.com/images/cache/mods/36/3622/gallery/thumbmoty_38361.jpg

Fake war owns real war!

(God I haven't played INS for ages!)

[Bloo]

http://www.magnificentoctopus.com/propaganda/roflcopter.jpg

In Soviet Russia, fake war owns you!

[Chazlene]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/NikitaKhrushchev.jpg

Khrushchev beats Soviet Russia with De−Stalinization!

[Bloo]

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/john-kennedy-picture.jpg


But Kennedy won the Cuban Missle Crisis anyone who has done GCSE History knows that!

[ez64]

Arnie for president! beats kenedy

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2003/i_arnie_ronnie-info2.jpg

[Darkeagle]

oops will post again

[Darkeagle]

http://www.atkcommunity.com/imagehosting/thum_16746eea00e91372.jpg (http://www.atkcommunity.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=188)

Needel pops the inflatable muscels

[Isphera]

http://www.bins-n-benches.freeserve.co.uk/af111_incinerator_fire.gif
Incinerators beat needles.

[VoX]

http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/media/image/5/6/water_(o)_large.jpg
Water beats fire!

[ez64]

Tsunami beats ripple

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/tsunami-formation.gif

[Isphera]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,424480,00.jpg
Warning system anyone?

[VoX]

http://weekendpundit.blogmosis.com/plante%20missile.jpg

It gets owned by a terrorist group who are behind the Tsunami's.

[Bloo]

http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/aug2006/sdiolaser2.jpg

Project Star Wars would own a nuke! (If they actually built it...) :p

[ez64]

Mirror Defence

http://www.oss.goodrich.com/images/LargeActiveMirrorProgram_Product.jpg

[Isphera]

http://www.swansea.gov.uk/media/images/b/r/Arthurs%20stone2.jpg
Stones beat mirrors.

[spawnofebil]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jlv/lowres/jlvn661l.jpg

You just broke a mirror.

7 years of bad luck!

[Snerfs]

Copyright beats all your pictures as i guesses that you didnt ask a sites permission for them

[ez64]

since most of the sites arent the owners and the real creators would be impossible to track down, no copyright doesnt beat all

[nev]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6820/281skullbonesfz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Vox killed it

[Isphera]

http://www.blizzard.com/images/war3/conceptart/paladin-large.jpg
Ressurection beats death.

[spawnofebil]

http://www.folkie.com/iwahwg/Photoshop1/images/maroonbells.jpg

Real life > MMO

[dragonslayer]

http://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/51200D74-A40B-4104-AE7E-BD2FED5F6A0E/0/pollution.jpeg

pollution beats real life, (hello all been a long time and atleast more fun is gonna happen :D)

[Isphera]

http://poljunk.gloriousnoise.com/images/fighting.gore.jpg
Al Gore beats pollution

[spawnofebil]

http://www.thesmokehammer.com/images/bush_head2.jpg

Bush beat Gore.

[VoX]

http://www.scq.ubc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/iq.gif

Intelligence beats Bush.

[dragonslayer]

http://download.microsoft.com/download/d/a/1/da1340ec-3833-480b-aa53-d04c61858979/Bill_Gates.jpg

bill gates beats intelligence

[Chazlene]

BIHG picture... scale down next time.

http://www.thecybersource.com/images/bsod.jpg

Errors beat Bill Gates.

[dragonslayer]

http://www.smdc.army.mil/SMDCPhoto_Gallery/Eagle/Jun03/14-bryant.jpg

computer technician beats errors

[VoX]

This is the error I get and it pwns the other one and the techy.
http://blogs.technet.com/photos/markrussinovich/images/482355/original.aspx

By the way anyone got a cure for this?

[dragonslayer]

that error that your missing a file in your main windows directory the only way to stop it is re-install windows

[ez64]

Dunce cap beats Intelligence

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1778141/2/istockphoto_1778141_dunce_cap.jpg

[VoX]

that error that your missing a file in your main windows directory the only way to stop it is re-install windows

Sorry, this has nothing to do with the thread.

I've tried that, still happens.

[ez64]

vox get your win cd and boot it up

then go to recovery console and delete the aries.sys

if not just do a repair installation not reinstall windows.

Aries.sys is a sony 1st gen root kit DRM protection driver and has raped your system

if this doesnt work Ill look into and not work off the top of my head but that should have a effect

dragon was talking bs


oh and my dunce hat cat and mouse was a mistake it was meant for the end of the other page soz

[FaTaL]

http://www.bam.gov/teachers/images/image_teacher.jpg
Teachers can take of the dunce hat.