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Chalex4
6th September 2007, 11:06 PM
This has been a success on another board I visit so I thought I'd try it here.

Basically I post a picture, you post one that "beats" it in any way you can think of.

For example if someone posts a tyre, you may post a nail. The next person may post a hammer, or they may post a nail file or anything like that.

No NSFW images please (other forums descended into tatood penises and circumcision), and no super weapons (Eg NUKE LOLZ!, Ninja beats everything lolz!).

Link the image using the tags and no stupid sized images.

I'll start:

http://www.cineybso.com/fotos%20noticias/fallece%20christopher%20reeve/superman.jpg

Isphera
7th September 2007, 07:54 AM
Ninjas are cooler.

http://static.dirtymicrobe.com/images/products/pirate-new-ninja_christian_large.jpg

spawnofebil
7th September 2007, 08:09 AM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/pirate-9.jpg

No pirates are.

VoX
7th September 2007, 04:53 PM
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_22_2002_15_41_16/tank_04-06.jpgCC1CAB80-C11B-48AA-A2977C99D8ADD654.jpgLarge.jpg

Modern Combat owns the pirate!

Hutch
7th September 2007, 05:09 PM
Islamist insurgent terrorism owns Modern Combat. Theres still a war in iraq for this reason. We will never win. EDIT: he looks like a ninja, as does his wife.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

VoX
7th September 2007, 05:19 PM
Chuck Norris owns all!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_20147~Chuck-Norris-Posters.jpg

Hutch
7th September 2007, 05:22 PM
RAZORS http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1a/Wikiraz.jpg/320px-Wikiraz.jpg

His power is in his beard.

Bloo
7th September 2007, 05:29 PM
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9398/emowi4.th.jpg (http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=emowi4.jpg)

Emo's pwn razors, good for cutting themselves.

God that picture is really small...

spawnofebil
7th September 2007, 05:38 PM
http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/042204_fg1.jpg

Don't be sad, be happy!

FaTaL
7th September 2007, 06:03 PM
http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog/images/skinheads.gif
skin heads wipe the smiles of your faces by violence

Hutch
7th September 2007, 06:30 PM
Prisons own skinheads. Mainly the fact that they come out different and have done gay things in the showers. Go correction!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/images/2005/06/14/prison_bars203_203x152.jpg

VoX
7th September 2007, 06:33 PM
http://musicametal.blogosfere.it/images/marzo2007/mini-IMG_1615_corey_taylor_shaved_bald.jpg

Corey Taylor (singer Slipknot and Stone Sour) owns all baldies and jails!

Hutch
7th September 2007, 06:52 PM
Slipknot sucks, stop dropping band names VoX it isn't cool. I can't see how he owns anything, he probably sold most of his stuff to buy tattoos.

Pikachu owns all bands as he can destroy all their equipment with electricity.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/brainiac/pikachu.gif

Chazlene
7th September 2007, 08:30 PM
Blastoise
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Water fucks up electricity, cute ickle Pikachu dies. (Please try not to do anymore pokemon :p).

Bloo
7th September 2007, 09:35 PM
//I believe lightning beats water in the fucked up world of pokemon, so Charlie fails ;p

spawnofebil
7th September 2007, 10:13 PM
Blastoise crossing the road, when suddenly...

http://akvis.com/img/examples/coloriage/car-color/yellow-car-body.jpg

A CAR APPEARS

FaTaL
7th September 2007, 11:01 PM
http://www.amix.ca/photo22.jpg
Car crusher owns teh car

Hutch
8th September 2007, 10:44 PM
http://darkdiamond.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Phoenix-wright-ryuichi.jpg

Phoenix Wright owns the car crusher by suing the owner of the car crusher for destroying the car and prosecuting them for the murder of the occupant of the vehicle. This makes them bankrupt and in jail so the car crusher can no longer be paid for and ends up on the skip.

Isphera
9th September 2007, 11:08 AM
http://www.duilaws.com/oklahoma/oklahoma-county/oklahoma-dui-attorney-john-hunsucker

Real attorney's are better. And this guy looks like an attorney pro :D

VoX
9th September 2007, 11:22 AM
http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/judge.gif

Judges have the final say.

Hutch
9th September 2007, 11:40 AM
Hookers pwn judges, they have secs with them and then release the story to a newspaper or the judges wife.

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

Isphera
9th September 2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Cause without it, theres no prostitutes, and without them, there is no judges that have fun.

VoX
10th September 2007, 06:02 PM
http://people.ucsc.edu/~mdnguyen/thief.gif
Thieves steal money.

Chazlene
10th September 2007, 08:02 PM
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/hotfuzz-02.jpg

The police catch the thieves.

Bloo
10th September 2007, 08:12 PM
http://www.atkcommunity.com/imagehosting/14746e5967e7e9bf.jpg

Chavs throw bottles at police and don't respect their authority, police powerless due to paperwork.

ez64
11th September 2007, 11:30 AM
Lightning Owns chavs gold, and guess what Lightning doesnt care too much for Authritayyyy

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/2300-8501~Lightning-Posters.jpg

Hutch
11th September 2007, 04:30 PM
http://www.path.cam.ac.uk/images/recycling/poly-chippings.gif

Polystyrene does not conduct electricity.

Midge
11th September 2007, 04:51 PM
http://www.propacksolutions.co.uk/propack/Images/Bubble_mailers.jpg
bubble wrap is a cooler form of package protection and has multiple uses

spawnofebil
11th September 2007, 04:53 PM
http://www.livescience.com/images/051102_fingers_03.jpg

Hand with lots of fingers to pop bubble wrap.

Hutch
11th September 2007, 05:02 PM
Islam cuts off hands of criminals under shariah law...

http://www.mrdowling.com/images/605islam.gif

Bloo
11th September 2007, 06:19 PM
http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6410_01.jpg

Ghosts eat Pacman, err Islam, eat a big pellet next time!

Isphera
11th September 2007, 09:47 PM
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/ChrisKaye/buffyseason6box.jpg

I know she kills vampires, but also supernatural ghost things, so thus;

Buffy owns ghosts.

ez64
12th September 2007, 12:56 AM
Ah but you forget SG1 owns buffy

http://images.mmorpg.com/images/newsimages/sg_complete.jpg

spawnofebil
12th September 2007, 07:59 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Ffxiicase.jpg

Final Fantasy has more sequels.

Isphera
12th September 2007, 05:31 PM
http://www.consolas.es/wp-content/uploads/xbox-360.jpg
Final is on PS2, but the XBox 360 is better than the PS2

ez64
12th September 2007, 06:24 PM
My original gameboy owns all consoles/pc's

it has 1tb of ram promise!

http://devgba.snowcristals.net/images/Gameboy.png

Isphera
13th September 2007, 07:44 AM
http://digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/e3-2004-sony-officially-unveils-the-psp-200405110136976.jpg

New automatically owns old. Thus PSP beat GB.

Snerfs
13th September 2007, 04:04 PM
My images are being gay, so can some1 post a picture of a hammer pls? against the PSP

VoX
13th September 2007, 05:52 PM
http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/hammer/hammer_1.png

There ya go.

Isphera
13th September 2007, 06:00 PM
http://www.logodesignweb.com/stockphoto/objects/tools/spanner.jpg

Spanner's are cooler than Hammers.

Hutch
13th September 2007, 06:26 PM
On all games with engineer classes you CAN do anything with a spanner, even repair electrical equipment.
http://www.navaching.com/forge/forge.gifs/Forge2.jpg

Forges melt spanners.

Chazlene
13th September 2007, 07:31 PM
http://www.bananabaymarina.com/images/volcano.jpg

Volcanoes melt forges.

Bloo
13th September 2007, 07:48 PM
http://www.therecord.com/images/kwr/kwr1149582_1.jpg

Pavarotti can beat a volcano into submission with his voice alone.

Chazlene
13th September 2007, 08:31 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Illu_pancrease.jpg

Pancreatic cancer beats Pavarotti.

Isphera
13th September 2007, 08:58 PM
That was low, Charlie...
http://www.admiralsawesomeknives.com/images/knuckleknifeopen1.jpg
Surgery beats Cancer

Hutch
15th September 2007, 07:58 AM
Medicine defeats surgery

http://www.catchthat.net/uploads/2006/09/JD.jpg

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:25 PM
http://www.warshooter.com/sites/warshooter.com/files/Aids%20In%20Asia%200001--12-08-04-IMG_2073ci%20copy-2.jpg

Aids beat medicine.

EDIT: The cancer one is harsh because I have an uncle who has cancer!

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:27 PM
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17082.jpg

Condom beats AIDS.

Isphera
16th September 2007, 08:30 PM
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10964064/Prestone_5W_40_Fully_Synthetic_Motor_Oil_Lube.jpg

Oil based lube beats condoms.

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:31 PM
http://www.solophotoshop.com/blog/imagen/phot-explosion.jpg

Kaboom.

Isphera
16th September 2007, 08:33 PM
http://www.tsmguild.com/images/itemstats/INV_Elemental_Mote_Water01.png
Water Beats Fire.

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:35 PM
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/17082.jpg

Condom is waterproof.

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:37 PM
http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg

Scissors beat condom, snip-snip.

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:37 PM
http://www.leyman.demon.co.uk/Rocking%20Stone%20of%20St.%20Fillans.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:38 PM
http://www.lib.umich.edu/pap/k12/images/paper(2)_lg.jpg

Paper beats rock, duh.

Isphera
16th September 2007, 08:41 PM
http://wow.gamegate2k.com/wowgoldguide/images/fire.jpg
Fire beats paper.

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:42 PM
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Blastoise owns fire!

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:44 PM
http://www.vtaide.com/png/images/bulbasaur.gif

Bulbasaur beats Blastoise, plant beats water, remember that!

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:45 PM
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/planecrash/images/minu-tenerifecrash7-l.jpg

He's not a good pilot though.

Hutch
16th September 2007, 08:48 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

Terrorists own planes. Terrorism seems a bit good eh?

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:49 PM
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/the-holy-bible-the-game.jpg

The real bible owns whatever he has there!

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.misticismo.blogger.com.br/torah.jpg

The bible is just the Torah with a crappy ending tacked on the end!

Hutch
16th September 2007, 08:52 PM
http://www.firstworldwar.com/features/graphics/hitler_fuhrer.jpg

Hitler owns all things jewish!

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:53 PM
http://ihatehate.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bush-as-hitler.jpg

USA and UK won the war!

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:55 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070521/capt.sge.fjv18.210507163353.photo00.photo.default-368x512.jpg

But terrorists are winning this war.

VoX
16th September 2007, 08:56 PM
http://moddb.com/images/cache/mods/36/3622/gallery/thumbmoty_38361.jpg

Fake war owns real war!

(God I haven't played INS for ages!)

Bloo
16th September 2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.magnificentoctopus.com/propaganda/roflcopter.jpg

In Soviet Russia, fake war owns you!

Chazlene
16th September 2007, 10:28 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/NikitaKhrushchev.jpg

Khrushchev beats Soviet Russia with De−Stalinization!

Bloo
16th September 2007, 10:36 PM
http://www.visitingdc.com/images/john-kennedy-picture.jpg


But Kennedy won the Cuban Missle Crisis anyone who has done GCSE History knows that!

ez64
17th September 2007, 08:45 AM
Arnie for president! beats kenedy

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2003/i_arnie_ronnie-info2.jpg

Darkeagle
17th September 2007, 04:39 PM
oops will post again

Darkeagle
17th September 2007, 04:41 PM
http://www.atkcommunity.com/imagehosting/thum_16746eea00e91372.jpg (http://www.atkcommunity.com/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=188)

Needel pops the inflatable muscels

Isphera
17th September 2007, 08:37 PM
http://www.bins-n-benches.freeserve.co.uk/af111_incinerator_fire.gif
Incinerators beat needles.

VoX
17th September 2007, 09:28 PM
http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/media/image/5/6/water_(o)_large.jpg
Water beats fire!

ez64
17th September 2007, 09:36 PM
Tsunami beats ripple

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/tsunami-formation.gif

Isphera
18th September 2007, 07:51 AM
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,424480,00.jpg
Warning system anyone?

VoX
18th September 2007, 06:50 PM
http://weekendpundit.blogmosis.com/plante%20missile.jpg

It gets owned by a terrorist group who are behind the Tsunami's.

Bloo
18th September 2007, 07:30 PM
http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/aug2006/sdiolaser2.jpg

Project Star Wars would own a nuke! (If they actually built it...) :p

ez64
18th September 2007, 07:48 PM
Mirror Defence

http://www.oss.goodrich.com/images/LargeActiveMirrorProgram_Product.jpg

Isphera
19th September 2007, 07:44 AM
http://www.swansea.gov.uk/media/images/b/r/Arthurs%20stone2.jpg
Stones beat mirrors.

spawnofebil
19th September 2007, 07:55 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jlv/lowres/jlvn661l.jpg

You just broke a mirror.

7 years of bad luck!

Snerfs
19th September 2007, 03:26 PM
Copyright beats all your pictures as i guesses that you didnt ask a sites permission for them

ez64
19th September 2007, 05:10 PM
since most of the sites arent the owners and the real creators would be impossible to track down, no copyright doesnt beat all

nev
20th September 2007, 07:46 AM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6820/281skullbonesfz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Vox killed it

Isphera
20th September 2007, 07:55 AM
http://www.blizzard.com/images/war3/conceptart/paladin-large.jpg
Ressurection beats death.

spawnofebil
20th September 2007, 08:06 AM
http://www.folkie.com/iwahwg/Photoshop1/images/maroonbells.jpg

Real life > MMO

dragonslayer
20th September 2007, 03:20 PM
http://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/51200D74-A40B-4104-AE7E-BD2FED5F6A0E/0/pollution.jpeg

pollution beats real life, (hello all been a long time and atleast more fun is gonna happen :D)

Isphera
20th September 2007, 05:35 PM
http://poljunk.gloriousnoise.com/images/fighting.gore.jpg
Al Gore beats pollution

spawnofebil
20th September 2007, 06:08 PM
http://www.thesmokehammer.com/images/bush_head2.jpg

Bush beat Gore.

VoX
20th September 2007, 06:11 PM
http://www.scq.ubc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/iq.gif

Intelligence beats Bush.

dragonslayer
20th September 2007, 06:41 PM
http://download.microsoft.com/download/d/a/1/da1340ec-3833-480b-aa53-d04c61858979/Bill_Gates.jpg

bill gates beats intelligence

Chazlene
20th September 2007, 06:44 PM
BIHG picture... scale down next time.

http://www.thecybersource.com/images/bsod.jpg

Errors beat Bill Gates.

dragonslayer
20th September 2007, 06:46 PM
http://www.smdc.army.mil/SMDCPhoto_Gallery/Eagle/Jun03/14-bryant.jpg

computer technician beats errors

VoX
20th September 2007, 06:48 PM
This is the error I get and it pwns the other one and the techy.
http://blogs.technet.com/photos/markrussinovich/images/482355/original.aspx

By the way anyone got a cure for this?

dragonslayer
21st September 2007, 08:15 AM
that error that your missing a file in your main windows directory the only way to stop it is re-install windows

ez64
21st September 2007, 10:55 AM
Dunce cap beats Intelligence

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1778141/2/istockphoto_1778141_dunce_cap.jpg

VoX
21st September 2007, 04:22 PM
that error that your missing a file in your main windows directory the only way to stop it is re-install windows

Sorry, this has nothing to do with the thread.

I've tried that, still happens.

ez64
21st September 2007, 04:40 PM
vox get your win cd and boot it up

then go to recovery console and delete the aries.sys

if not just do a repair installation not reinstall windows.

Aries.sys is a sony 1st gen root kit DRM protection driver and has raped your system

if this doesnt work Ill look into and not work off the top of my head but that should have a effect

dragon was talking bs


oh and my dunce hat cat and mouse was a mistake it was meant for the end of the other page soz

FaTaL
21st September 2007, 06:14 PM
http://www.bam.gov/teachers/images/image_teacher.jpg
Teachers can take of the dunce hat.