Spoil a wish..

[Vicious Horizon]

(Banbury ^_^)
Granted, but too many old people will die.

I wish that my room was a huge tramploline, ON ALL SIDES \m/ xD

[Hutch]

Granted, but you break alot of bones.

I wish for a cache of throwing knives.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, You'll drop them on your family.

I wish for every game on steam.

[spawnofebil]

Note: allot or a lot. Alot is NOT A FUCKING WORD SO STOP FUCKING USING IT.

Vicious: that's pretty cool. I live in Abingdon and Chaz, Hutch, Bloo and Chalex all live around here as well.

Granted, you play all of them 24/7 and starve to death.

I wish that Oric had one more mint; they're only wafer thin.

[Vicious Horizon]

Oh cool.
Granted, "But sir, it's only a wafer thin mint"

I wish that i played guitar better >_<

[Hutch]

Granted, but completing my first guitar lesson book wont get you far in life,

I wish for a giant man eating lizard from Japan (preferrably with non-anime eyes, it wouldn't look as scary)

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, It eats you.

I wish i knew what to wish for..

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you know nothing.

I wish I was a mob boss.

(Spawn conveniently forgot to mention that I also live in Abingdon)

[spawnofebil]

Hey, some people like to keep things private online, so I only gave out information about myself (you'll note I left out specific details about everyone else).

[Isphera]

But you forgot to mention that I live around you also.

Just wish for something damnit.

[Hutch]

RIGHT YOU FUCKING CUNTS, KEEP THE ARGUING DOWN k? Keep to topic.

Granted, Oric is a mob boss, for 5 mins before someone kneecaps him and watches him crawl around trying to escape before giving him a chelsea grin and a kerbstomp.

I wish that if you are going to be bitchy do it more subtley, all of you (me included).

[Bloo]

Granted WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW


NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

Fucking spoilt brat...
subtle enough? ;p


I wish for a miniature giant space hamster called Boo.

[Isphera]

Granted, but you have no space suit, so it either dies or you die from lack of a space suit and your head goes pop.

I wish compromise could be met at all situations (Not what you could normally expect to come form my mouth, but there we are - I can accept some mid ground :) )

[Hutch]

Granted, But you have to suck cock all your life as part of the deal, as you sold your soul to Whorecraft.

I wish for lactose intolerant fat children.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, I gain weight and move to your house.

I wish for a race of alcohol intolerant lactose intolerant swotty short yellow slitty-eyed clever children to take over the world.

[Isphera]

Denied, my kids get there first.

I wish for Super Bowl tickets.

[Squizzel]

granted......but you paid £20,000 for them and then you lost them

I wish for an army of ninja llamas

[Hutch]

Granted, but they fail to take your orders and just spit poison at you all the time.

I wish for an offline version of the whole internet (on a disc).

[Chazlene]

Granted, but the disc is effin' hooj, about the size of a flying saucer, and won't fit in any disc drive.

I wish that COD4 maps were bigger.

[Bloo]

Granted, but they didn't have enough time to enlarge the SAS maps, so you're stuck playing Marines or Arabs now.

I wish Martydom didn't work when you knifed the guy...

[Isphera]

Granted.

I wish Martydom didn't exist at all.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then there wouldn't be any Martyrs...

I wish that we'd all STFU about COD4 perks.

[Squizzel]

granted, now me and bloo get to talk about NWN

I wish my hair would grow back faster

[Bloo]

Granted, but you end up having hair like one of those reaaaally long hair models in CEP :p (NWN ftw)

I wish I could actually do the fight with the five year olds, comeon! Twenty six...

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you only got that high because you chose to be immoral.

I wish that not only I didn't have to draw naked people every Tuesday, but that I don't have to draw a naked MAN tomorrow.

[Hutch]

Granted, but the class has to draw your mum instead on a saturday evening.

I wish that I could see what would have happened had we lost World War 2.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but ZEE GERMANZ would be in charge...

I wish that my desk chair doubled as a toilet.

[Squizzel]

granted, but your room smells disgusting

I wish I had an interesting close-combat weapon, like a mace or something

[Bloo]

Granted, but it's nowhere near as cool as a cricket bat for crushing zombies with.

I wish I could get the poppadom song out of my head.

[Squizzel]

granted, they remove your head

I wish I could find correct tabs for songs

[Bloo]

Granted, you find the correct tab for the poppadom song!

I wish for my very own Banana Phone.

[Hutch]

Granted, but it doesnt stop ringing, and the song loses its cheery tone when you go insane and think its a message telling you to kill your parents and make a less than innocent visit to an orphanage.

I wish the noro virus was less EXTREME!!!!!

[Isphera]

Granted, but you will be infected with the pussy virus.

I wish could pause and turn back time.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then you'd age really quickly in real time.

I wish the weather wasn't shit.

[spawnofebil]

What the fuck do you mean, this is proper British weather!

I wish that Hutch actually got off his lazy arse and did some work.

[Squizzel]

granted, but he's still useless

long live spoil a wish!

[Bloo]

Granted, but you die and can't enjoy it's long lifespan.

I wish for epic lulz.

[Isphera]

If it is epic lulz you wish for - granted, I give you a WoW subscription.

I wish for a decent WR on my Madden franchise.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, TLRs fall from the SKY and FUP while you can do SFA because you can't talk in proper English.

I wish I hadn't cut my finger doing the washing up.

[Squizzel]

granted, but instead you cut something much more painful.....

I wish I hadn't lost my jade empire CD

[Hutch]

Granted, you didn't lose it... but your sister has been wearing it as an item of emo jewellery for the past 6 months,scratching it against all her dog collars and emo spikes, do you really want it back?

I wish that I could become a qualified pyrotechnician.

[Isphera]

Granted, you go boom.

I wish for a law making WoW compulsory.

[spawnofebil]

WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW

NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

I wish WoW was seen as the equivalent of gaming crack, and anyone who plays it should be ostracized immediately (owait, it already is).

[Isphera]

Happily excluded.

I wish everyone could have been at the Oxford Academy last night for the Elliot Minor/Electric City gig.

[Squizzel]

granted, but we bottled them off

since oric sounds like he's beginning to obsess about things I will too.....I wish I was at a type o negative gig

[Hutch]

Granted, but its not a gig, its a blood drive. And being goths, they take a wee bit too much and not much actually goes in the bloodbag.

I wish that I could start the drums this week instead of next.

[spawnofebil]

Hutch-only faggots play drums who can't play another instrument.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

[Isphera]

Back on topic:

I wish for some Apple Juice.

[Marshy]

Granted, it will make your WoW char die for good

I wish that i got some kind of award for this amazing thread

[Isphera]

Denied, I own all the awards here.

I wish for a phone.

[Paper Tiger]

granted, but you'd have a 25 stone hairy guy using it to stalk you.

I wish I had enough money to last me for the rest of my life :)

[Chazlene]

Granted, you have £1. (i.e. you're going to die tomorrow).

I wish that Hutch would learn the drums.

[Squizzel]

granted, but he deafens us all while practicing

I wish I was better at bass and playing in time was easier

[spawnofebil]

Granted, you become a drummer.

I wish people stopped playing sucky instruments and learnt to play something cool like the mandolin instead.

[Isphera]

Denied, you think the Mandolin and Piano are not sucky.

I wish there was an ATK band.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Squizzel is the bassist, not you. :p

I wish that my shoulder wasn't aching for no apparent reason.

[Hutch]

Granted, but now its aching for a reason, elephants crushed it.

I wish that AIDS wasnt confused with helping people as in to give aid. Lol giving someone AIDS is a different story.

[Squizzel]

granted, but then everyone realises what you gave them wasn't help

I wish oric wasn't a spoilsport and didn't deny wishes......very unimaginitive of him

[Hutch]

Granted, the thread is about granting the wish AND then ruining it... not just denying it. But now Oric has stopped being a spoilsport on this thread, there will be many more terrible youtube video threads with a single line of text saying "AWSUM! SHIT BAND HERE!" or "Cool man brakes his face" or "American footinmouthball".

I wish that we could feed the animals at the zoo.

[Marshy]

Granted, they eat your hand (you saw that commin)

I wish that i had teh most uberist c5:5 h4cKz!!

[Isphera]

Granted, Hutch gives you his.

I wish for an awesome birthday.

[spawnofebil]

Granted, 15 rugby players greased up naked go round to your house to the soundtrack of pounding techno music.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't have to wear glasses.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then you would realise how ugly how Charles is, and commit suicide.

I wish for music!

[Marshy]

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks :cool:

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

[Isphera]

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks :cool:

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

Excuse me?!? Have you seen some of the others posts?

[Squizzel]

you're the one just saying 'denied' and not playing the game, where you ruin the wish properly using imagination and intelligence......even you have a little bit of those

I wish I didn't get nervous playing instuments with people listening

[Hutch]

Granted, you are no longer nervous, but you still wee yourself when playing, kind of like a reflex

I wish badgers werent vicious TB ridden rodents. More cuddly :)

[Squizzel]

granted, but me and bloo are at war with them (as they are evil creatures hellbent on ending the world) and they lose

I wish I could work out bass tabs myself so I didn't have to put up with incorrect ones

[Chazlene]

Granted, but they'd be really awful and you'd get bottled to death at your first gig.

I wish the weather isn't freezing just before some of us go on a walk along The Ridgeway.

[Bloo]

Granted, now it's raining.

I wish for a Greater Flaming G3 of Arab Slaying +2.

[Hutch]

Granted, but SOOO MANY ARABS, SO LITTLE AMMO, SO LITTLE TIME!

I wish for a new effective way to remove body odour.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you get eaten. (watch this advert):

lCZ-6y2UEfM

I wish I didn't only have three days of this half term free.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but on the extra days a comet hits your house.

I wish that DoW: DC wasn't sold out everywhere.

[Squizzel]

granted......now everything else is sold out and the only bloody thing you can buy is DoW:DC

I wish I had a boat

[Darkeagle]

granted due to global warming there is no water left

i wish more people in my school played tf2

[Squizzel]

granted, but they're better at it than you

I wish for an army of kamikaze mangos at my command

[Chazlene]

Granted, but mangoes can't man aeroplanes you fucking retard. (no offence).

I wish that I wasn't hungry.

[Darkeagle]

Granted you never feel hungry and die of malnutriction

I wish For The Teachers to buy my Gcse books not me

[Hutch]

Granted, but now they are too poor to come into school, so you get Us in all of your GCSEs and become a binman at 17.

I wish that this community was not based around "Cheesy Chat up lines"

[Marshy]

Granted, it moves to (even tho i love it) World of Warcraft

I wish that i was super strong

[Hutch]

Granted, but you break your dick off while wanking.

I wish for some glow-stix , with an X!

[Isphera]

Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all :)

[Hutch]

Granted, read the offtopic hint in the psychology thread

I wish I had my moderator back.

[Bloo]

//
Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all :)

// User CP -> Edit Profile. It should be somwhere near the top I think. (£7.50+ I think).

Granted, but Chalex removes all the moderator powers anyway, so all you get is a green name.

I wish my driving instructor wasn't some an idle bastard and actually turned up on time.

[Marshy]

Granted, he turns up on time but forgot the car.

I wish i had a 70 shaman and diddent have to go through the long grind on malestrom server again

[Isphera]

Granted, but you used a bot program and get banned, forcing you live it through again.

I wish I wasn't an ice cube right now.

[Chazlene]

Granted, you melt and become a pathetic puddle of water.

I wish my sheepdog had more than just 5 puppies so I could keep one as the ATK mascot.

[Hutch]

Granted, but as you fucked it for the extra puppy, its a weird hybrid pup with freaky muffin hair do.

I wish for new headphones.

[Isphera]

Granted, but they emit powerful microwaves and fry your brain into a gooey, tasty snack.

I wish for time and space.

(NB - Since this is a answer when you have one thread, this cannot be considered a necro)

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then you'd be Doctor Who and get followed about by really shit actresses.

I wish that Stoneleigh Park wasn't far away from everyone.

[Hutch]

Granted, but now its in your backgarden.. and it holds other conventions, like the iEmo series, the fat nudist convention and numerous Anime conventions.

I wish that Chalex would allow EZ64 2 PCs at i34 :)

[VoX]

Granted, he uses your desk so you can't go.

I wish that life was fair.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then I would be thin and an NFL superstar, which would make the world implode.

I wish for lol.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but Rofl.

I wish you weren't all complete arseholes.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have epic debates on TS.

I wish to be a level 100 centre on Goal Line Blitz.

[Bloo]

Granted, but then it shuts down the next day.

I wish the world was upside down.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then Britain would no longer be at the top, in the middle.

I wish I had a spoon collection.

[Marshy]

Granted, plastic spoons from around the world {cant think of anything)

I wish that WAR came out toaday! (Thanks for the necro guide!)

[Vicious Horizon]

(No problem XD) Granted, but all of the discs are replaced by Hello Kitty Adventure Island

I wish that Oric didn't see me necro.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but I would, so you still gonna get raped mofo.

I wish that it'd be sunny for once now that I'm on study leave.

[Darkeagle]

Granted, it turns to sunny and burns everyrthing not in the shadows

I wish for a dedi server NOW!

[Marshy]

Granted, a dedi server for Hello kitty island adventure (yes they exist)

I wish that i could fly

[VoX]

Granted, you can only fly to Hello Kitty Island.

I wish for more active servers.

[Bloo]

Granted, we get a Hello Kitty Island server and it's full.

My wish... my wish is that I had some Awesomesauce to go with my hamburger.

[Chazlene]

Granted, the hamburger is made from a Hello Kitty, not beef. OMG YOU ACTUALLY ATE A KITTEN, HOW COULD YOU??!!

I wish that everyone would stop talking on the forums about raping dead people.

[Marshy]

Granted, we rape dead hello kitties

I wish that i was superhuman in my strength

[Squizzel]

granted, but you demolish your entire house in sheer frustration when you can't pick up your teamug without breaking it

I wish for a cellar under my house, complete with pentagrams and candles and stuff

[Bloo]

Granted, the crazed squirrel worshipping cultists that live there kidnap and sacrifice you to their squirrel master.


I wish I was just a tiny bit organised, as anyone seen my phone? Keys? Okay, how about my wallet?

[Squizzel]

granted, but now you remember something important and have to do something about it

and I was the leader of that cult, treacherous bastards.

I wish for an axe with which to repel the tree attack

[Isphera]

Granted, but the tree's become extra armored and still attack you.

I wish for this community to stop necroing (Even though I would be out of a job)

[Nicknack]

Wish granted, now you have nothing to do.

I wish muse came to play at the 02.

[VoX]

Dude, by doing that you completely broke the last wish lol.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but they all got the plague and died.

I wish that BF1942 would stop crashing.

[Nicknack]

Granted, but would something different then crash

i wish i had admin on css *hint*

[Marshy]

granted but then we realise you only have 16 posts and have been here 4 months and shud stay longer so chalex removes it

I wish i have a new road bike

[Nicknack]

granted, but then you would crash and mong up your face forever

i wish i had a bright yellow tank

[Calneon]

Granted, but then you would be inclined to sing "We all live in a yellow submarine", only to realise that you actually own a tank, not a submarine, after which you will be dissapointed and drive home to overdose on drugs.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but...

We all live in a yellow submarine,
We didn't like the colour so we painted it green.
We didn't like green so we painted it red,
But red isn't waterproof so now we're all dead.

I wish the Summer would start behaving itself and not rain.

[Midge]

granted but the sun comes out and u catch skin cancer from the suns harmful uv rays, should have listened to those sun lotion adverts!

i wish it was sept so i could be off to uni v soon

[Vicious Horizon]

granted but all the girls are frigid anti-beer people!

I wish that I could be arsed to get off my arse and connect to my router rather than the one up the road.

[Nicknack]

granted, but then you might over stress and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a dog with rabies

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but it would bite you and you would die.

I wish I had a 50" widescreen for my computer!

[ez64]

Granted but it only displays monochrome.

Oh I wish, I wish, I had'nt killed that fish.

[Nicknack]

granted, but then it would have growm sharp teeth and killed you

i wish i hade a 100 meter cubed amp for my guitar

[VoX]

Granted, it is so powerful it blows you out the window and you hit the floor and splat.

I wish I had my own computer (that is decent) so I could have gone to i34.

[Midge]

granted, but at i34 u computer blows up causing a power outtage so every1 goes on a rampage and basically butcher you

i wish i had the money to build the new system ive got planned...

[Nicknack]

granted, but hten someone kills you and steals the plans.

i wish i had a 50" monitor

[VoX]

Granted, but it's an old CRT and it can only run 1024x768 making it horrible to look at.

I wish I had all 4 medals.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but then you'd be an over-keen ATK fanboy with nothing better to do than post of the forums.

I wish I had something better to do than post on the forums.

[Nicknack]

granted, but then the choice of what you would do would make your head split.

i wish i could tailwhip on my bmx!

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but you would mess up, face plant and make yourself fugly!

I wish people wouldn't copy my wish (Nicknack :P )

[Calneon]

Granted, but then you wouldn't have anything to wish for.

I wish for Judgement Day.

[Nicknack]

granted, but everyone dies and you survive being alone for ever more (sorry about copying your wish paper tiger i didn't see it)

i wish i owned the world (hope no ones done that one)

[VoX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xra9KznK8I&fmt=18

I wish that IRC wasn't full of hackers and skill fakers.

[Paper Tiger]

That's the best wish spoil I've seen. Nice one!

Granted, but if they didn't hack IRC, they'd hack your computer, parents credit card and take all the money you own!

I wish I could sing... (lol)

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, you join a shitty pop band and become famous, take a crack overdose and die.

I wish for a guitar plectrum which didn't break every week

[Isphera]

Granted, but you break your fingers instead.

I wish for a private performance from Paramore. That can be interpretated a second way, but Ill leave that to you guys to work out.

[VoX]

Granted, it turns out Hayley Williams is a man.

I wish I had Gmod10 and didn't have to pay for it.

[Chazlene]

Granted, but you're a cheapskate since it only costs around £5.

I wish Farcry 2 was already out, I can't actually wait until October.

[Isphera]

Granted, but it's crap.

I wish for Duke Nukem Forever to either be released or cancelled, the shame of the game should just be put out of its misery. (Check wikipedia if you dont know what the farce about it is.)

[Nicknack]

granted, but then your deeply disappointed when itdoes come out because it's rubbish

i wish i could actually be good at making sigs

[Marshy]

You end up making amazing sigs of gay men bumping uglys!

I wish that me and phil (wM Hazard) win the team doubles tourny!

[Nicknack]

granted, but then you kill each other over who should be the best in the team

i wish i had super strength

[Mr.Big]

Granted, but its only in your toes

i wish i had a spaceship

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but some little chav fucker will take it for a joyride and trash it!

I wish I could be good at FPS games

[Nicknack]

granyed, but then you forget to eat and die

i wish i was a street hobo with nothing but my guitar and hat for coins to be put in

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but your guitar would be very out of tune and scare people away and the coins you get would all be fake ones.

I wish I could ride a motorbike

[Squizzel]

granted, but you run someone over and then the wheels fall off

I wish I could get to sleep at night, argh

[Nicknack]

granted, but you fall asleep and never wake up

i wish that these wishes came true

[Mr.Big]

Granted, but then none of them do

i wish i had big box...

[Nicknack]

granted, but then you would have hobos living in it

i wish i had a car

[Calneon]

Granted, but then you would drink drive and show off to friends how fast you go, and end up dead because you played chicken on a level crossing...

I wish other people in this community played company of heroes!

[Paper Tiger]

Granted, but we'd all own you at it and you'd move onto another game and be back here wishing we all played that, then the same would happen again and turn into a catch #22!

I wish I had an Apache helicopter!

[Mr.Big]

granted, but the motor is dead

i wish i had a 37'' computer screen

[Isphera]

Granted, but someone sends you Goatse and you puke up your intestines.

I wish the American Football season started already.

[Calneon]

Granted, but then the American Football season would end sooner.

I wish this forum was more active.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but then you get a flood of Trolls and Flamers.

I wish I could be at i34

[Isphera]

Granted, but Target puts goatse on your desktop. (he just did it to Freddie.)

I wish for a sports games forum.

[Vicious Horizon]

(LMFAO, Did he!? Rofl, Target's my hero xD)

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but everyone talks about Sonic Racers.

I wish that everyone on JA would forget that I crashed the server.

[Bloo]

Granted, but they forget about Jedi Academy as well so you're left to play it alone.

I wish for soup of the day as a starter, the roast beef with potatoes on the side and hefty doses of gravy and horse radish and for dessert the cheese cake and a cup of coffee. And lots and lots of wine as well.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but you get food poisoning off the rabid monkey who makes the food.

I wish that I could get a decent free Gif creator.

[Marshy]

Granted, but all your gifs suck.

I wish i could go invisible

yeh its been a while since this was used

[D_K_Head]

granted, but you'd still get your ass kicked by a blind dude.

I wish It didn't rain so much in england...

[Marshy]

yeah granted but its too hot and you burn

i wish i knew everything

[Calneon]

But then you wouldn't have anything more to learn.

I wish for ice-cream.

[D_K_Head]

EDIT: You get brain freeze and have to spend 15 weeks in hospital hopped up on painkillers

I wish I was a cloud...

[Mr.Big]

but then the skies clear and u disappear or something like that

Me wishes i was a website

[Marshy]

granted, you become a gay porn website

i wish i have fallout 3

[Zealous]

granted, but it turns out to be epic fail.

I wish i could play expert on guitar hero.

[VoX]

Granted, you are now sad and have no friends.

I wish a had a shelter for the Necro Nuke that's about to come...

[Calneon]

FUCKING NECRO!

I wish Quantum of Solace was as good as the other one.

[Colonel Mitch]

FUCKING NECRO!

I wish Quantum of Solace was as good as the other one.

.... spoiling the chain here but I liked it... it wasnt so Bond-like, but it was 1 hell of an action movie.

so Granted, I guess.

I wish the LHC WASN'T going to kill us all.

[Calneon]

Dear god, that's some interesting stuff going on in those LHCs.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNpucos9wc

Granted, but not taking the risk would mean science fails.

I wish I was god.

[Colonel Mitch]

Granted, but you're not, because im god xD

I wish I had the full rock band kit and not just my rock band game and GH3 Guitar

[Zealous]

Granted, but it's made out of lego.

I wish i was a nice piece of cheddar cheese :D.

[Calneon]

Granted but you'd be eaten by mice.

I wish I had another GTX280.

[D_K_Head]

granted, but crysis still won't run above 12fps on very high...

I wish I knew others who could play GH at expert

[Isphera]

You do. His name is Oricalcos.

I wish the world wasn't filled with fuckwits.

[Calneon]

But then you wouldn't have anyone to bitch at.

I wish I could play as well as this (http://www.tek-9.org/cinema/Stevy_-_9Lives-251.html) guy.

[lonewolfx1]

then you would be a douche lol

i wish for more time

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, You live forever and everyone you love and respect die while you live on.

I wish to be able to decide between an Xbox 360 and a new PC =S

[Isphera]

You are - A PC.

I wish I had cheesesticks.

[D_K_Head]

you do not want to know where you found said cheesesticks.

I wish I had a pony.

[Target]

Granted but the pony trample you and then you would be paralyzed

I wish I had a teleporter

[Mr.Big]

granted, but when you teleported your ass switched to the front and the dingy to the back.

i wish i had a big shiny gun (that never jams u bastards )

[Trigger]

Granted, but no one has the correct bullets

I wish i could go Skiing every day

[Marshy]

You get bored after day 1

I wish left 4 dead was out now

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, they release Milestone 1 and there is just wireframe.

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.

[VoX]

Granted, you do, the computer costs £60 and is Dell (http://www.aria.co.uk/Systems/Special+Offers/AriaNet+Value/Dell+Optiplex+GX+270+Small+Form+Factor+?productId= 34067).

I wish for Christmas to be here sooner.

[D_K_Head]

granted, but your presents consist of chunks of non renewable fuel, a large pile of socks, and a giftcard redeemable for £10 at your local mothercare store.

I wish there was no such thing as a timezone.

[Target]

World wide chaos occurs, trains and planes are even further delayed than usual.

I no one else had any wishes but me muhahahahaha

[D_K_Head]

granted, but you wish for a hooker, one thing leads to another, and the world gets 'accidently' destroyed.

I wish I had a few hundred quid for every wish made ever.

[Marshy]

Granted but you find yourself investing them all in Woolworth's

I wish i could use my new computer now!

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but you crash it by downloading viruses from your local porn site.

I wish that I had bought xmas preents earlier.

[VoX]

Granted, you become a Johava's Witness.

I wish this thread would stop being necroed.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, then you realise that the post above mine was less than a week old ;D

I wish that I actually could be bothered to go and get some presents for my family.

[Target]

But then u realise that if u give them money they can get 300times more in the sales.

I wish it would snow

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, your roof collapses in your sleep and you die

I wish I wasn't so damned tired *yawn*

[Marshy]

You sleep and never wake up

I wish this thread lasts forever!

[Darkeagle]

Wish Granted, isnt that bad enough already?

i wish for a flying pig named steve

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, he eats his own shit.

I wish to be better at photoshop

[VoX]

www.good-tutorials.com I can't spoil that one :p.

I wish for some monies.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, you buy a £4 ironing board with it from Woolworths

I wish to be able to do this fucking level on Ngame >.<

[Isphera]

Granted, but you lose all credibility for admitting to playing Ngame

I wish that I not be raped for necro'ing this thread.

[Colonel Mitch]

Granted, but that doesnt mean chalex wont have his way ;)

I wish I had 4 wheel drive.

[Mr.Big]

granted, but the rear tires are missing.

i wish AVP (the new game) would have been good.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

[Colonel Mitch]

Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

Granted, but youll die on teh first day by some crazy texan with a shotgun.

(I wont be getting BC2 any time soon for the record)

I wish for my dad to overrule my mum and decided to get a 55" Samsung LED tv :D

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but all of the pixels have a shade of orange.

I wish to be slightly less noob.

[Isphera]

Just not possible.

I wish for a do-over on the babe poll - Summer Glau must win :D

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, she cuts off all her hair the day and burns herself the next day

I wish BT weren't so ghei

[D_K_Head]

Granted, but your parents lose all sanity and cut your net down to 512mb.

I wish that vista never existed.

[VoX]

Granted, Win7 became an Epic failure.


I wish I didn't always end up leaving work to the last day.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, you never get to go out or game

I wish that I didn't get bored of games so easily

[D_K_Head]

granted. you spend the next five years playing bejeweled.

I wish that YEARS after it's intergration, certain companies would see fit to start supporting vista 64.

[Colonel Mitch]

granted. you spend the next five years playing bejeweled.

I wish that YEARS after it's intergration, certain companies would see fit to start supporting vista 64.

>> Out of chain
> Ive used vista x64 since 1 year before its release and have only had 1 program / hardware compatibility issue - that being Diablo 2
>
>>

[Calneon]

>> Out of chain
> Ive used vista x64 since 1 year before its release and have only had 1 program / hardware compatibility issue - that being Diablo 2
>
>>
Likewise, and Diablo 2 works for me.

I wish I had a SC2 beta key.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, SC2 turns out to be crap

I wish that New Vegas would just come out already.

[Target]

Granted New Vegas does come out but you go blind and can't enjoy it...

I wish my uni work would do itself!

[Bloo]

Granted. However, it is all written in Arabic and invalid.

I also wish New Vegas would come out already.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, Black Isle/Interplay have lost their touch and have tried to imitate Bethesda.

I wish that I could find a decent screen for <£100

[Calneon]

Granted, Black Isle/Interplay have lost their touch and have tried to imitate Bethesda.

I wish that I could find a decent screen for <£100
You could, but it would look like a slush puppy dropped in mud.

I wish I had some food in my apartment.

[Isphera]

Agreed, it's all rancid and mouldy.

I wish for the AI sex robot to hurry up and be perfected already.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6963383/Foxy-Roxxxy-worlds-first-sex-robot-can-talk-about-football.html

[Vicious Horizon]

Agreed, it's all the sex and conversation you'll ever get.

I wish I could go physically inside any game I wanted without risk of RL death.

[Isphera]

Agreed, you get put inside Hello Kitty Island Adventure with no way of getting out.

I wish for cybernetic implants to my brain.

[D_K_Head]

Granted, but you get an insane craving for grapes every time you pass a magnet.

I wish the school PCs could load google.docs without crashing...

[Colonel Mitch]

Agreed, it's all the sex and conversation you'll ever get.

I wish I could go physically inside any game I wanted without risk of RL death.

>Out of chain
>OH SNAP! Oric got PWNED.
> Thats 2 good posts in succession from VH.... maybe somethings changing with him....

[Vicious Horizon]

>>
>Possibly the first compliment I've had in a while on these forums eh?
>>

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, but you get an insane craving for grapes every time you pass a magnet.

I wish the school PCs could load google.docs without crashing...

Granted, you spend days looking at google.docs at school and no time gaming

I wish I had the ability to experience time in any timescale I want.



//Lol double post

[Target]

>Out of chain
>OH SNAP! Oric got PWNED.
> Thats 2 good posts in succession from VH.... maybe somethings changing with him....

I doubt things are changing he just got lucky, he double posted a few mins later :S ...
And yes Oric did get rofl fucking pwned, I lol'd very hard at that VH

[Mr.Big]

i wish there were no more oric gay lol polls that are spamming up the forums

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, activity dies and Chalex closes the site.

I wish that Star Trek online kept the idea that you played as a bridge officer rather than a captain.

[Bloo]

Granted, now you don't get to control the space combat, the best feature about the game.

I wish more people would learn that there are more ways to exclaim emotion than with f-bombs.

[ez64]

fuck you I want do what you told me! :D

[D_K_Head]

Nothing interesting happens because you didn't make a wish. A puppy dies.

I wish people didn't realise that you can win Port Valdez by destroying the forest and camping the mountain.

[Isphera]

Granted, but then the game is swamped with camper noobs actually attempting to play the game and it just gets dull.

I wish that I could actually be a sports manager or personnel guru for a real life team.

[D_K_Head]

Granted. You lead the 24nd girl scouts netball team to victory in the lil' princess sunday league!

I wish it was sunny.

[Target]

Granted but your no use to it and get horribly burnt and temporarily blinded.

I wish I had a bacon sandvich

[Isphera]

Granted. You lead the 24nd girl scouts netball team to victory in the lil' princess sunday league!

Least it's a championship :P.

Granted, but it's after it's been processed by Chris Moyles.

I wish for a decent writing utensil.

[Target]

Granted you get a pencil that writes on anything, unfortunately it only write gibberish

I wish I had a pc that would play BC2

[Isphera]

Granted, I give you my current rig, which can play it, but still doesn't recognise the damn hard drives :S

I wish for a life in Minneapolis, MN.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, China rages war and MN is the first area nuked.

I wish I could be bothered to make my starship enterprise badge for April's PCG competition.

[Calneon]

Granted, China rages war and MN is the first area nuked.

I wish I could be bothered to make my starship enterprise badge for April's PCG competition.
Granted, but you wouldn't win and would have wasted 10 hours of precious gaming time.

I wish I had the self control required to go to sleep before 4am.

[D_K_Head]

granted. you lose all your skills and abilities and become normal.

I wish games are complete when they are released in the future.

[Vicious Horizon]

Granted, all games are now 'balanced' like MW2

I wish that I had enough patience to complete this concept artwork D=