The ATK film brain storming thread.

[Chazlene]

First off, apologies if anyone's a twat and is offended by the politically incorrect title.

Well, some of us here, and especially Chalex, really really want to make some sort of ATK film, filmed in CSS, Garry's Mod, TF2, etc. The only problem is, quite importantly, that we don't know what the film will be about. So, any ideas, settings, plots, characters, jokes, songs, editing techniques, fancy camera shots or film parodies you can think of, post them here. Think about how they could be relevant to ATK, original and funny. Now get thinking!

[Chalex4]

[RESERVED] for later ideas when I think of them.

I bet you have an idea Chazlene, would you care to share it with us unimaginative folks?

[Bloo]

Well you see... me and Squirrel are fighting in the GREAT BADGER WARS.

It starts in the battle of Boe Pete's cabbage field with me and him by ourselves taking out a vicious platoon of badger assassins (backed up with batgons dropping bombs on us...) guarding the tractor, from the tractor we watch as everyone dies around us, I give out an *epic* yell and go "CHAAAARGE!" and lunge straight for the barn. Andrew is dragged to death is death by a horde of Badgers and i'm surronded, fighting them all off single handed, JUST THEN! reinforcements arrive in the form of a group of angry turnip farmers and they fight the damned buggers off, but i'm dead of course for epic value.

It's a documentary though, since it happened... hrmm...

[Hutch]

Wizard of OZ (not my backwards indie idea). A heavy can be dorothy, and they are journeying to the half-life 2 citadel. Scarecrow can be a sniper, Lion can be a soldier and Tinman can be a medic (wants a heart, gettit?). Wizard can be a combine advisor. Witches could be pyros, with their fire magic... but speak with subtitles. The yappy dog thing can be a css turtle model. Hmm, flying monkeys... dumb navy seal CTs, jumping off a building (cs_assault) to their deaths.#

Crappy idea i know. You tools can come up with better plans.

[Chazlene]

Well I think we could do a parody of The Italian Job, car chase scenes would be kewl, which also involves a Jam factory (Jew Aids Margh, etc.). We'll have to get some skinning done, If we want to include ourselves, or do an animation using the ATK caricatures. In terms of film editing Chalex and I should try to do effects like applying Photoshop filters to every single frame of a clip, which would improve the quality of the film greatly rather than just using the bog standard original clip.

[Darkeagle]

Maybe a James bond Rip-off ???

YES Thats my 69th post

[Chazlene]

That'd be good, some big baddie could be moving drugs to another country by hiding them in pots of jam, we're also sort of baddies and we try and steal them, where The Italian Job parody could come in, and then there's a useless James Bond character who's trying to put down the Big bad guy's plans or summat, but just cocks up completely.

Good idea? Can anyone add to that?

EDIT: Some sort of 300 spoof has to be included.

[Vicious Horizon]

Well, we could have some kinda time warp thing.. and we could use DoDs? And a scene where someone like Hutch gets stuck in the Admin Sanctuary in CSS xD

[spawnofebil]

I reckon, right, that we should do an epic story about love, war, peace, friendship, the nature of justice, the labours of man, the nobility with which we must all accept our fates and JAM.

James Bond sounds good if we can't do what I said.

[Darkeagle]

Maybe have a spy for tf2 as James bond and a bad guy stroking a company cube maybe?

[Bloo]

No, the Companion Cube falls from the sky and kills a badguy. All his minions edge away from the cube and ran in terror!

Then Bloo comes along and jumps on the companion cube going "Yay! Well done Cubert, have a shiny penny!"
(Or Bloo can lead an army of those HL2 garden gnomes)

[Darkeagle]

Hmmm sounds good to me

[Hutch]

Also, using the DODS as someone suggested we could have a COD4 stylee flashback scene, but with hilarity and nazi jokes! And you know how there is noone in portal, but loads of PCs, you could have a joke that they've all been playing wow for so long that they've just rotted away.
No Jam jokes please....
Can we have a joke about not have breaking benjamin music anywhere in it... for instance it starts and then theres just a yell of "Turn that shit off", then drowning pool "bodies" starts and another yell. MARGH SHITTY MUSIC THAT GETS USED TOO OFTEN.

[Bloo]

ASS! Admin Super Squad, they're the main characters and the movie details there exploits in an attempt to stop the Third Internet War, or www. War 3!

(The symbol for ASS is a donkey holding an ATK skull bomb)

[Hutch]

Weally hawwy, we should stop using double woos all the twyme. it gwets annowing fwast.
Does Chalex like ASS? or the idea of it at least?

[Isphera]

I take it I am resuming control of music as usual.

[Bloo]

Err, well music wise, I suggest we just use film/game music because:

a) It's better and b) Because it's easier to agree on which track to pick.

[Hutch]

Also, we dont want a film dominated by BB, Cobra Starship, FallOutBoy or P!ATD.
I've got the Kill Bill soundtrack which is awesome for fightscenes and flashbacks. Also got a high quality version of the entire Orange Box soundtrack, not something crappily ripped from the game.

[Chazlene]

I take it I am resuming control of music as usual.

How did I know that was coming... don't be selfish Oric, we already know you like BB.

We will use some game music, I know some pieces that will work well. In terms of normal music, we should use songs that are relevant to what's happening, rather than just filling it with song genres we like as per usual or heavy metal just because the viewers will want to hear it.

[Bloo]

My suggestion is that the opening title theme is the COD4 one after the Cargoship mission buut, it cuts out halfway through and Concrete Donkey lands on the title. Yes, I'm trying to make as many donkey referances as possible.

[Darkeagle]

I like the concrete donkey idea actually i think we should use that

[Chalex4]

Great ideas so far guys. I agree with Chazlene that we should use relevant music for the situation, but I definitely think that using film/game music would be a much better idea than normal CD tracks (i.e. BB).

[spawnofebil]

Guys you're doing this all wrong

It needs to be serious. I can imagine it now:

We start off with a scene of a guy under heavy fire hiding behind an obstacle (ie a spy getting shot at by a few heavies and soldiers). He pulls out his secret watch and escapes off.

Then we cut to a scene of two people making out. I suggest we use Oric and Hutch to voice act them.

Meanwhile we can see our spy as a faint outline creeping away from the heavy fire. We resume with a flashback to his youth, when he saw his entire family brutally murdered by fat russians with chainguns.

We then cut back to the make-out couple. Let's get some proper smooching noises as well.

We see the spy creep around the squad that were shooting at him. We see him pick a disguise and decloak. Cut to a scene of him in a helicopter jumping out to infiltrate enemy lines (hydro would be a good map). One of the helicopter pilots has a Mexican accent.

Cut bake to the make-out couple.

We then see the protaganist creep up to the baddies, and just as he is about to backstab them all, the guys making out stop and shoot him.

Brilliant idea isn't it?

[Bloo]

Spawn, you have a long and sucessful career in the indie film industry ahead of you :p

[spawnofebil]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY A BOLT OF GENIUS.

We need to do a cop thriller. A tough, grizzled black cop (Chaz fits the bill perfectly) gets teamed with a new cop who's fresh out of training.

You can guess the rest.

[Isphera]

How did I know that was coming... don't be selfish Oric, we already know you like BB.

Where did I say BB would be used? Last I checked, only Half a BB song was used in a ATK/C2G/BRS video.

[Chazlene]

That's not the point, just don't go and say only you are choosing music - you just want to do it to show off and it's unfair on everyone else.

[Darkeagle]

Lol i like idea with new cop And such would be a great one to do Should we have a vote?

[Bloo]

Source needs better car handling if we're doing a buddy cop film! (Since.. all buddy cop films involve a car chase... all good ones...)

[Isphera]

That's not the point, just don't go and say only you are choosing music - you just want to do it to show off and it's unfair on everyone else.

No, It's because since BRS, I have always done the music choices.

[Chazlene]

That doesn't mean anything Marcus, and since BRS you haven't made all the music choices. It's obvious you just want to do it so there's only music you like in the video and to show off.

[Hutch]

No, It's because since BRS, I have always done the music choices.

Should I delete that, as its beginning to go WAAAAY off topic?
lol

Um....
Noir? We don't have enough noir these days. Colourful TF2 in black and white?
Also. Bloo should sing the portal theme tune at the start, like James Bond style, with all the James Bond women (replaced with cubes).

[Chazlene]

Bloo should sing the portal theme tune at the start, like James Bond style, with all the James Bond women (replaced with cubes).

THAT IS BRILLIANT. Having companion cubes instead of women would be awesome (maybe a joke about us being nerds and making love to cubes rather than real people). Rather than Bloo singing it, (he said he can't keep a high pitched voice up for long) Spawn or someone could just remix the original to make it sound more James Bond-like.

If we use the TF2 spy for the James Bond character, then he should throw away the TF2 revolver, so we can use the line 'I prefer the five-seven'.

[Darkeagle]

I wont be able to do any voice acting but could i maybe move a character in the film.

[spawnofebil]

What you want remixing?

Also-need original music?

[Chazlene]

What you want remixing?

Also-need original music?

Thought you could remix the Portal and Goldeneye songs together, or use the TF2 tunes.

There could be a part of the film where someone says something like "everyone knows God doesn't exist", then someone replies "shh!! every time you say that a vicar kicks a kitten out of the window!". It would then cut to a scene of a small church, with a vicar inside with loads of kittens everywhere and some listening equipment, you get the idea...

I have also been using this site a lot to find mini mods for Garry's Mod and models that will be useful for making a film: http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/

[CILLIT BANG]

can wow chars be the evil ppl :P lol could intergrate many games
eg transport could be filmed on bf2 :)

[Paper Tiger]

My suggestion:
Companion cube has been kidnapped. You are trying to save it.

Good ol' gunfight - Filmed in CS:S / CoD4?

Car Chase - Filmed in BF2

Murder of Companion cube - Filmed in Portal when the companion cube gets incinerated.

Person trying to save Companion cube goes loco and blows the world up with a nuke - Filmed in Garry's Mod using a nuke mod.


Just a quick idea... It can be worked on quite a bit XD
They're all just suggestions, so it can be changed

[VoX]

That actually sounds like quite a cool mini film.

[Paper Tiger]

=] Cheers

[Chazlene]

Ok guys, it's the summer holidays, most of us have a lot of time on our hands, so we need to make a film.

I suggest we begin with a fairly short music video, rather than jumping straight into a huge film project. The only problem is making a comedy music video can be quite hard.

I think we could give Paper Tiger's idea a go, the one posted just above, with not much voice acting and mostly with music played over the top. What do you all think?

[Calneon]

Sounds good :D.

[Colonel Mitch]

teh movie idea sounds good :)

[Mr.Big]

hmmm, i think i can make the nuke part, should it be in portal

[Chazlene]

The nuke part should be easy, there's so many Gmod addons for a nuclear explosion.

[Mr.Big]

yes i know, i was thinking of using stargate naquadah bomb, it has nice effect, and the map should be ???

[Calneon]

The nuke from Cod4 :D.

[Chazlene]

I'm going to need to make a storyboard for this film, so we need to come up with a definite storyline, so here's how I'm guessing it could basically go, based on Paper Tiger's idea. Post anything yo think should be added to it, so well all agree on what we want to do:

Begins with a mansion/large building in the middle of the countryside at night, where we all live. A figure dressed in black is infiltrating the building, sneaking past guards, using gadgets, the usual. He gets into the high security room were the companion cube is stored, gets past the lasers, etc and snatches the companion cube. All this will be similar to scenes in films like the Pink Panther. He nearly gets caught by a guard or summat on the way out, and escapes. The next morning we all wake up and discover the disaster that has happened. The thief has left some evidence, so we begin to track him down. We find out he's staying the night in a nearby town, on the way back to his evil paymaster. A car chase ensues around the town, which ends in one of us getting shot by the thief as he holds a knife to the companion cube's neck. This makes us want to seek out revenge even more, and we follow the thief back to the villain's hideout. we break in very loudly, and a gun fight takes place between us and some guards. We find the villain, and there's a big gasp when we see who it is (need to decide who though). He presses a button, and the majority of us fall through a trapdoor or summat, the one person who is left has to make the decision between their friends and the companion cube, but somehow tricks the villain and manages to save both, but there is an anticlimax as the companion cube is tossed into the air and falls into the incinerator (slow-mo). This is all very sad, and ones of us accidentally hits the nuke button, and everything explodes. The End.

I was thinking, to display ourselves in the film, I could try and put a Flash animation over the top of a Gmod film, wadda you think?

Also, can anyone contact Paper Tiger? He should know that we're using his idea.

[Mr.Big]

the car chase would be nice in San andreas multi player, as i have not tested GTA4 i so dont know about that

[Chazlene]

I think we should make the whole film in just the source engine, so it's more professional, and using different games will make the film seem disjointed and not continuous.

[Mr.Big]

yes but also funny, to see some1 in a car chase then suddenly appear in gmod in some crappy textured mansion :p

[Paper Tiger]

I think...

Car chase, then go into a deathrun map with some random trap that kills/injures most...?

Personally, I can't remember my idea, so... yeah :) Go ahead and use it :) (Gonna look back through for it though! lol)

I know what idea now, lol :)

[Marshy]

Gay porno...oh... Who said that?

Music video on Garys mod as part of it

[Chazlene]

Ok, I've think be thinking about the film a lot recently, and have come up with most of the maps I think we should use, suggest any you think would be good in the film.

I think the film should be recorded in both Gmod10 and Gmod9, Gmod10 because it is far better for filming, with cameras that follow objects, etc. And Gmod 9 since some maps we need don't work in Gmod10, and because most people here have Gmod9 and don't want to pay for Gmod10.

Say below whether you have Gmod10 or not, so we can determine which shots we use Gmod10 in.

I'll post a separate thread about this film later, with storyboards, etc.

[Vicious Horizon]

I have none :( As I don't have a copy of HL2. I might get it soon though :)

[CILLIT BANG]

u also need a sex scene... eg teabagging on halo

[Vicious Horizon]

Rofl, halo made teabagging famous, but it started with Q3 XD

[Colonel Mitch]

i was thinking of using stargate naquadah bomb, it has nice effect,

I would say naquadria FTW TBH - its alot more unstable than naquadah :)...
or we could just detonate a Zero Point Module? That ought to be enough to wipe out a solar system or two :P

PS my FAVOURITE TV show ever is Stargate =]

[ez64]

I would say naquadria FTW TBH - its alot more unstable than naquadah :)...
or we could just detonate a Zero Point Module? That ought to be enough to wipe out a solar system or two :P

PS my FAVOURITE TV show ever is Stargate =]

Bah naquadria bombs have nothing on extracting zero point energy from our own subspace of which we all know result's in a Big O' Boom and no more star system :D.

Oh and the "solar" system is our name for our star system not a general term, your stargate knowledge is flawed go watch every episode 3 times over :p

[Colonel Mitch]

I wasnt talking about the zero point energy device found in the pegasus galaxy in season 2 episode 6 : entitled Trinity, i was talking about a single zero point module (aka zpm for anyone whos jsut caught a glimpse of stargate and doesnt no what it stands for) in Stargate SG-1 where baal makes it easy for SG-1 to find but sabotages it to detonate when energy is run through it - episode 4 season 8 : entitled Zero Hour. where sam calculates that it would have had the power to wipe out the solar system (i only added or 2 for effect :P)

[ez64]

Yup I remember both with the special dust and then he swapped the dudd one and gave it to "camel ass" :D

[CILLIT BANG]

how about an epic struggle in which i eventually get a falcon :)

[Target]

Omg biggest necro ever freddy you tool

[D_K_Head]

you can't necro a stickey, tard...

[Vicious Horizon]

Anyone with GTA IV on 360 interested? Just bored atm, really. XD

[Target]

You can when its a year old

[D_K_Head]

stickys are immune. They're sticky to be used. If another thread was created for the same reason, they'd be pointed towards the sticky created already...


and you're not the necrobitch. Shouldn't we let him deal with this?

[Target]

TBF i think this thread has been re-created at least 5times and not once has this sticky come back up, until some how Freddy found it :D

[Isphera]

I would have necrobitched. But I couldn't be bothered, since I am too busy watching HIGNFY on YouTube.

[Spancy]

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