The ATK RHYME THREAD IN CAPS!

[Bloo]

The idea of this thread,
is to rhyme till your dead,
You must always speak in verse,
Or i'll give you a curse,
where your liver becomes bread!

So think up rhyme's here,
and do not shake in fear,
And claim you're too crap,
to think of something like that,
because we're crap too dear!

There once was a lad called Hutchypoo,
who thought he was good at kung-fu,
he tried to attack a young gypo,
but someone yelled "watch out, Hippo!"
and now he is stuck in the zoo!

[Chazlene]

Oh Bloo, what a wonderful topic idea is this!
Sitting here, I could really give you a kiss!
I thought this forum was a bore,
But this has not been done before,
I'll tell others not to give it a miss!

[Bloo]

Thank you Chazlene for the kiss!
and you didn't even resort to a diss,
about one of the fine people here,
who's breath smells a lot like beer,
but now I really need a piss!

[spawnofebil]

My poem
doesn't rhyme

[Bloo]

spawn that really is a crime,
to post a poem that doesn't rhyme,
i'm going to have to punish you,
by making you clean a dirty loo,
that's at the bottom of a mine!

[Hutch]

Later he will be mine.
After he has used the airfreshener of pine.
A broom will do,
to clean up the poo,
and after we'll have a ski down a mountain incline.

[Chazlene]

So the community is not left in pieces,
Chazlene would like to stop this talk of faeces,
With laughter you may hail,
But this shall not prevail,
Up until my face is covered in creases.

[Squizzel]

I'm bad at rhyming
and I have terrible timing
but I agree with chazlene
who's name is tough for rhymin' (pronounced with a long i)
and now it's time to be leaving

[Darkeagle]

I think my name is ryming hell
We have a teacher in our school called mr bell
We saw it on the board in school
I would love to play him in pool

[Squizzel]

my first attempt was a disaster
and I am in dire need of a plaster
but I am willing to try it again
if I ever can find my pen

[Hutch]

Darkdeagles rhyme did suck,
while everyone else is still covered in muck,
this thread stays up on my screen
as I am so freaking keen,
rhyming things with duck without swearing but well... oh FUCK.

[Chazlene]

Politeness in this topic is rare,
With Hutch's profanity to swear,
Like dancing in the nude,
He is so obviously crude,
And has the temper of a grizzly bear.

[Darkeagle]

The diffrence in a grizzly bear
Is that they dont Sit on a chair
And type all day
From Winter to may
And occasionly decide to play