Jokes

Take Your Time and See If You Can Read Each Line Aloud Without A Mistake. The Average Person Can't.

This Is This Cat
This Is Is Cat
This Is How Cat
This Is To Cat
This Is Keep Cat
This Is A Cat
This Is Retard Cat
This Is Busy Cat
This Is For Cat
This Is Forty Cat
This Is Seconds Cat

Now Go Back and Read The THIRD Word In Each Line From The Top Down And I Bet You Can't Resist passing on It.

Very cool!

Yeah, these jokes always seem to trick me... Luckily I took far less than 40seconds to say it, so I win :p.

Bah. 5 seconds.

Already knew it :P

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw :P


Trust me, most of my jokes are for PMs only XD