Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard

With MacWorld 2009 under way, some of you may be unaware of the new keyboardless new laptop introduced by Apple. Here is a link for a video about it:

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._revolutionary

I want one, especially since I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by Apple :D.

For those of you who know how awesome "The Onion" is, you will understand :p.

Heh.

I was about to write about how shit it would be, then I realised xD.

The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay

WORST PRODUCT EVEeER!!!!!!!

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny

ofc its bullshit at the end shoe goes 'In business hopefully then will use pc's instead of dicking around'

also the email has loads of errors

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com...5/facepalm.jpg

19 minutes charge!

No way have only a few of you heard of The Onion.

For those of you that are obviously shitting your pants over this, it is a PARODY. They do loads of hilarious stuff like this, e.g. this too :D. C'mon guys, you have really surprised me here.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Mitch

honestly this must be Bullshit.... 19 minutes battery life.... scroll to your desiered letter and then scroll for the next.... scroll through a list of EVERY file on the computer, $10,000 for the 40Gb hdd comapred to $2500 for the 8???

EDIT: http://www.apple.com/search/mac/?q=macbook+wheel

theres a lack of any info on it whasever on apples site... hmm chalex trying to be funny

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Originally Posted by Marshy

The biggest piece of shit i think i have ever seen. Imagine writing out like an essay

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Originally Posted by Darkeagle

19 minutes charge!

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You can't be fucking serious, I thought you guys were smarter than that...

EDIT: Haha Chalex, that flying car one is even better.

I like the feedbag one, but this is pretty good too... Got to love onion.

Hey its not all bad, could be good for driving games :D

Haha yeah Trigger.

We're just not used to you cracking jokes Chalex.

Yeah ever time i make a joke on ts your like

" DONT DO THAT "