A Random Collective Song

OK, I've been screwing around with GP5 for ages, and have a couple riffs, two full songs and a nice few drum beats for songs. But I have no lyrics, so as a bit of fun, I want people in the community to write a couple lines (don't have to be related to each other) to go into songs. Although I predict this will turn into degenerate slagging off and stupid suggestions, prove me wrong :D

I'll try incorperate the lines into songs at a later date and I'll let you know what happens.

Oric is a noob, who likes to be right, although most the time he comes out with

heh, can you sing oric?

No. But I can write everything else bar lyrics. Hence the thread.

It doesn't matter that my words don't scan, and that I can't think of anything to rhyme that's worth a damn.