Most awesome, the reverend of coolness, purveyor of all that is hip my name fits not

I can't list all my titles in the title :(

Anyway, I am Mr. Awesome. If the community need something done, and they have no-one else to turn to, then Chalex picks up the secret phone he has, and I am immediately there to save the day. With my super dooper X-Ray vision and tight spandex shorts, I can always save the day. The things I have helped him do: rescue his cat when it was stuck up a tree, help him flush his toilet and open the pickle jar (multiple times).

I am also the best gamer here. Once, in a 5v5 scrim, I managed to kill 9 people in a round with a well-thrown grenade. Unfortunately, I number myself among those, but still, it is an acheivement.

IRL I also have chicks hanging off my arm 24/7, and who can blame them? I reckon it's those tight spandex shorts, or the fact I have clean-cut abs of steel and a perfectly proportioned body.

NB: This post is 100% serious (I always am).

But you're Chinese.

That makes me even more awesome.