Internet Rock Paper Scissors

This has been a success on another board I visit so I thought I'd try it here.

Basically I post a picture, you post one that "beats" it in any way you can think of.

For example if someone posts a tyre, you may post a nail. The next person may post a hammer, or they may post a nail file or anything like that.

No NSFW images please (other forums descended into tatood penises and circumcision), and no super weapons (Eg NUKE LOLZ!, Ninja beats everything lolz!).

Link the image using the tags and no stupid sized images.

I'll start:

http://www.cineybso.com/fotos%20noti...e/superman.jpg

Ninjas are cooler.

http://static.dirtymicrobe.com/image...tian_large.jpg

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/pirate-9.jpg

No pirates are.

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/...4.jpgLarge.jpg

Modern Combat owns the pirate!

Islamist insurgent terrorism owns Modern Combat. Theres still a war in iraq for this reason. We will never win. EDIT: he looks like a ninja, as does his wife.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/...lt-368x512.jpg

Chuck Norris owns all!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...is-Posters.jpg

RAZORS http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...px-Wikiraz.jpg

His power is in his beard.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9398/emowi4.th.jpg

Emo's pwn razors, good for cutting themselves.

God that picture is really small...

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/042204_fg1.jpg

Don't be sad, be happy!

http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog.../skinheads.gif
skin heads wipe the smiles of your faces by violence

Prisons own skinheads. Mainly the fact that they come out different and have done gay things in the showers. Go correction!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/conte...03_203x152.jpg

http://musicametal.blogosfere.it/ima...haved_bald.jpg

Corey Taylor (singer Slipknot and Stone Sour) owns all baldies and jails!

Slipknot sucks, stop dropping band names VoX it isn't cool. I can't see how he owns anything, he probably sold most of his stuff to buy tattoos.

Pikachu owns all bands as he can destroy all their equipment with electricity.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ide...ac/pikachu.gif

Blastoise
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Water fucks up electricity, cute ickle Pikachu dies. (Please try not to do anymore pokemon :p).

//I believe lightning beats water in the fucked up world of pokemon, so Charlie fails ;p