Uses for a sausage.

This is just an idea Spawn of Ebil and I came up with over MSN, just think of as many different uses for a sausage as you can, ranging from chipolatas to frankfurters, and don't be crude!

Examples:

Low-maintenance pet.
Emergency cigar.
Doorstop.

Lover.

Small projectile (Throwing it at stuff)
Water Detector (Need two)
Alternative Swear word (e.g. OH SAUSAGE!).
Messiah.

Improvised weapon for a bank robbery.

Use several to make an emergency ladder to escape prison.

A tasty snack

Female Stress Reliever
Group six into a circle, put it on a bent stick and you have a paint roller.

The props for a low-budget remake of Snakes on a plane.
Earplugs.
Backup police truncheon.

Once in france I thought there were 3 brown sausages, sitting on the doorstep, looked closer to see what they were, turned out the had antennae and were weird slugs, ewww.

A finger.
A decoy for the hungry dogs chasing you.

Quote:

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The props for a low-budget remake of Snakes on a plane.

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I lol'd.

Miniature snowboard for small people.
Hollow out and use as pen grip.

Replacement rifle ammo

Use to disguise yourself as a German,
Part of a "construct a German sausage Dog" toy for a child. (choking parts)
Christmas tree decoration. (O tannenbaum)
Chipolata can be used as a pipe cleaner (Great British thing)
Hollow it out to disguise dynamite, hide it in a German pub and blow it up

IS there a theme?

YOU ARE NOT GERMAN, SO STOP TRYING TO BE.

A completely useless battery.
Champagne cork.
Chipolatas can be disguised as Cadbury fingers to give children a healthier diet.

Stick them altogether to make a sausage vest and say you have a bomb.
Or just cook the sausages then make a vest and have a warm (and greasy) jacket to wear.

if you got loads you could build a sculpture out of them

you could carve one into the shape of a.....spoon, yes....obviously >.>

Wanting to blow up Germans, yet you love Rammstein... :S