Spoil a wish..

Granted, but they are vegetarian aliens.


I wish for a new computer.

Granted, it's even older than your mum.

You know a bit of old mouldy cheese? I wish that's what you are.

Granted, but then your only friend is a bit of old mouldy cheese, and thats sad.

Thats it, i've had enough! I wish we had another bandwagon to jump on, that was fun.

Granted. The Bandwagon contains a kareoke machine.



I wish that I was dead.

Yes, you wish that you were dead, but you're alive again now.

I wish that I didn't have such terrible wind right at this moment.

granted, but you fart so hard it hurts

I wish madmen in rags would beat everyone to death with half-eaten spare ribs

Granted, the madmen are vegetarian (same thing really) and eventually join PeTA.

I wish I could play my pieces for my Grade 8 piano perfectly and get 150/150.

Grade 8 Piano is for noobs. But Granted.

I wish I could use part of my brain as a computer.

Granted you get a virus after looking at porn

I wish for a cheese and onion crisp JUST 1

Granted, but its small and ends up in crumbs in the post.

I wish that the Ancient Greeks did have cars.

Granted, but Greeks get frustrated and drive of a cliff

i wish for mail order bride, lol.

Granted, but she turns out to be an inflatable doll full of explosive gas.

I wish that I could finish making the ATK advent calender before Christmas.

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Originally Posted by Chazlene

Granted, but she turns out to be an inflatable doll full of explosive gas.

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Nice reference to Only Fools and Horses :D

Granted, but then this community would have actually got something done (This is not a serious statement and meant as a joke.)

I wish I had an epic flying mount.

Granted, you whore yourself out for it and get AIDS.

I wish I could play every single instrument in the world ever, just so I can say bass sux0rs.

Granted, but your head explodes with all this knowledge added on to your already fat brain.

I wish I had a dog that could detect cancer in people.