Spoil a wish..

Wish granted, now you have nothing to do.

I wish muse came to play at the 02.

Dude, by doing that you completely broke the last wish lol.

Granted, but they all got the plague and died.

I wish that BF1942 would stop crashing.

Granted, but would something different then crash

i wish i had admin on css *hint*

granted but then we realise you only have 16 posts and have been here 4 months and shud stay longer so chalex removes it

I wish i have a new road bike

granted, but then you would crash and mong up your face forever

i wish i had a bright yellow tank

Granted, but then you would be inclined to sing "We all live in a yellow submarine", only to realise that you actually own a tank, not a submarine, after which you will be dissapointed and drive home to overdose on drugs.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

Granted, but...

We all live in a yellow submarine,
We didn't like the colour so we painted it green.
We didn't like green so we painted it red,
But red isn't waterproof so now we're all dead.

I wish the Summer would start behaving itself and not rain.

granted but the sun comes out and u catch skin cancer from the suns harmful uv rays, should have listened to those sun lotion adverts!

i wish it was sept so i could be off to uni v soon

granted but all the girls are frigid anti-beer people!

I wish that I could be arsed to get off my arse and connect to my router rather than the one up the road.

granted, but then you might over stress and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a dog with rabies

Granted, but it would bite you and you would die.

I wish I had a 50" widescreen for my computer!

Granted but it only displays monochrome.

Oh I wish, I wish, I had'nt killed that fish.

granted, but then it would have growm sharp teeth and killed you

i wish i hade a 100 meter cubed amp for my guitar

Granted, it is so powerful it blows you out the window and you hit the floor and splat.

I wish I had my own computer (that is decent) so I could have gone to i34.

granted, but at i34 u computer blows up causing a power outtage so every1 goes on a rampage and basically butcher you

i wish i had the money to build the new system ive got planned...

granted, but hten someone kills you and steals the plans.

i wish i had a 50" monitor

Granted, but it's an old CRT and it can only run 1024x768 making it horrible to look at.

I wish I had all 4 medals.

Granted, but then you'd be an over-keen ATK fanboy with nothing better to do than post of the forums.

I wish I had something better to do than post on the forums.

granted, but then the choice of what you would do would make your head split.

i wish i could tailwhip on my bmx!

Granted, but you would mess up, face plant and make yourself fugly!

I wish people wouldn't copy my wish (Nicknack :P )

Granted, but then you wouldn't have anything to wish for.

I wish for Judgement Day.

granted, but everyone dies and you survive being alone for ever more (sorry about copying your wish paper tiger i didn't see it)

i wish i owned the world (hope no ones done that one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xra9KznK8I&fmt=18

I wish that IRC wasn't full of hackers and skill fakers.

That's the best wish spoil I've seen. Nice one!

Granted, but if they didn't hack IRC, they'd hack your computer, parents credit card and take all the money you own!

I wish I could sing... (lol)

Granted, you join a shitty pop band and become famous, take a crack overdose and die.

I wish for a guitar plectrum which didn't break every week

Granted, but you break your fingers instead.

I wish for a private performance from Paramore. That can be interpretated a second way, but Ill leave that to you guys to work out.

Granted, it turns out Hayley Williams is a man.

I wish I had Gmod10 and didn't have to pay for it.

Granted, but you're a cheapskate since it only costs around £5.

I wish Farcry 2 was already out, I can't actually wait until October.

Granted, but it's crap.

I wish for Duke Nukem Forever to either be released or cancelled, the shame of the game should just be put out of its misery. (Check wikipedia if you dont know what the farce about it is.)

granted, but then your deeply disappointed when itdoes come out because it's rubbish

i wish i could actually be good at making sigs

You end up making amazing sigs of gay men bumping uglys!

I wish that me and phil (wM Hazard) win the team doubles tourny!

granted, but then you kill each other over who should be the best in the team

i wish i had super strength

Granted, but its only in your toes

i wish i had a spaceship

Granted, but some little chav fucker will take it for a joyride and trash it!

I wish I could be good at FPS games

granyed, but then you forget to eat and die

i wish i was a street hobo with nothing but my guitar and hat for coins to be put in

Granted, but your guitar would be very out of tune and scare people away and the coins you get would all be fake ones.

I wish I could ride a motorbike

granted, but you run someone over and then the wheels fall off

I wish I could get to sleep at night, argh

granted, but you fall asleep and never wake up

i wish that these wishes came true

Granted, but then none of them do

i wish i had big box...