Spoil a wish..

He sniffs you a lot.

I wish I could do a Rubik's cube in under a second.

Thats just sad.

I wish I had a job that meant I could pillar people with no talent and get paid for it.

Granted, you get turned into a stone pillar.

I wish I could be as awesome as Oric, since he is clearly the most unsad person here and is awesome in every way.

Granted you are now as awsome as oric

I wish That Foo fighters, the wombats and the cribs came to my house and played for me at chrismas

Granted, but your house is too small to fit them in.

I wish that I could complete Neverwinter Nights 2 because it crashes every time I start the final epic battle.

Granted, but you sit there thinking..."that was a waste of a wish".




I wish I had X-Ray vision.

Granted, you get eye cancer.

I wish that I can speak French fluently so that I dont get a D again in my French oral.

Granted, but now you smell, are cowardly and sound like effluent is coming out of your mouth, oh and in addition England hates you.

I wish that I could travel back in time and kill the person who invented Tennis, ITS REALLY BORING TO WATCH, especially when it used to overrun the simpsons when it was on BBC 2!!!!

Granted, but the person who invented Tennis was a distant relative of yours, and thus by killing him, you cease to exist.

I wish for my explodinations, kaboooom!

Granted, but by exploding, that means you are dead i'm afraid, and its rather painful due to incomplete combustion and the fact that bits of you blow up seperately.

I wish that all people with BO would be shot on sniff.

Shame, means we lose you.

I wish the Vikings game was on TV tonight.

Granted it replaces the news on which a broadcast is announced to stay in homes becuase a deadly gas passing over england. No one gets this message and they all die.

i wish For A new electric guitar A gibson A new gibson. That costs alot of money

PRS's are better.

I wish that Hutch would cheer up and be happy.

Granted, the world as we know it ceases to exist.

I wish for all illegal immigrants to go back to their homeland and be shot. Dead.

Granted, shame your mum is a philipino whore then.

I wish that Oric lost his virginity to a sock puppet.