Spoil a wish..

granted, but then you would have hobos living in it

i wish i had a car

Granted, but then you would drink drive and show off to friends how fast you go, and end up dead because you played chicken on a level crossing...

I wish other people in this community played company of heroes!

Granted, but we'd all own you at it and you'd move onto another game and be back here wishing we all played that, then the same would happen again and turn into a catch #22!

I wish I had an Apache helicopter!

granted, but the motor is dead

i wish i had a 37'' computer screen

Granted, but someone sends you Goatse and you puke up your intestines.

I wish the American Football season started already.

Granted, but then the American Football season would end sooner.

I wish this forum was more active.

Granted, but then you get a flood of Trolls and Flamers.

I wish I could be at i34

Granted, but Target puts goatse on your desktop. (he just did it to Freddie.)

I wish for a sports games forum.

(LMFAO, Did he!? Rofl, Target's my hero xD)

Granted, but everyone talks about Sonic Racers.

I wish that everyone on JA would forget that I crashed the server.

Granted, but they forget about Jedi Academy as well so you're left to play it alone.

I wish for soup of the day as a starter, the roast beef with potatoes on the side and hefty doses of gravy and horse radish and for dessert the cheese cake and a cup of coffee. And lots and lots of wine as well.

Granted, but you get food poisoning off the rabid monkey who makes the food.

I wish that I could get a decent free Gif creator.

Granted, but all your gifs suck.

I wish i could go invisible

yeh its been a while since this was used

granted, but you'd still get your ass kicked by a blind dude.

I wish It didn't rain so much in england...

yeah granted but its too hot and you burn

i wish i knew everything

But then you wouldn't have anything more to learn.

I wish for ice-cream.

EDIT: You get brain freeze and have to spend 15 weeks in hospital hopped up on painkillers

I wish I was a cloud...

but then the skies clear and u disappear or something like that

Me wishes i was a website

granted, you become a gay porn website

i wish i have fallout 3

granted, but it turns out to be epic fail.

I wish i could play expert on guitar hero.

Granted, you are now sad and have no friends.

I wish a had a shelter for the Necro Nuke that's about to come...

FUCKING NECRO!

I wish Quantum of Solace was as good as the other one.

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Originally Posted by Phantom

FUCKING NECRO!

I wish Quantum of Solace was as good as the other one.

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.... spoiling the chain here but I liked it... it wasnt so Bond-like, but it was 1 hell of an action movie.

so Granted, I guess.

I wish the LHC WASN'T going to kill us all.

Dear god, that's some interesting stuff going on in those LHCs.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNpucos9wc

Granted, but not taking the risk would mean science fails.

I wish I was god.

Granted, but you're not, because im god xD

I wish I had the full rock band kit and not just my rock band game and GH3 Guitar

Granted, but it's made out of lego.

I wish i was a nice piece of cheddar cheese :D.

Granted but you'd be eaten by mice.

I wish I had another GTX280.

granted, but crysis still won't run above 12fps on very high...

I wish I knew others who could play GH at expert

You do. His name is Oricalcos.

I wish the world wasn't filled with fuckwits.

But then you wouldn't have anyone to bitch at.

I wish I could play as well as this guy.

then you would be a douche lol

i wish for more time

Granted, You live forever and everyone you love and respect die while you live on.

I wish to be able to decide between an Xbox 360 and a new PC =S

You are - A PC.

I wish I had cheesesticks.

you do not want to know where you found said cheesesticks.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted but the pony trample you and then you would be paralyzed

I wish I had a teleporter

granted, but when you teleported your ass switched to the front and the dingy to the back.

i wish i had a big shiny gun (that never jams u bastards )

Granted, but no one has the correct bullets

I wish i could go Skiing every day

You get bored after day 1

I wish left 4 dead was out now

Granted, they release Milestone 1 and there is just wireframe.

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.

Granted, you do, the computer costs £60 and is Dell.

I wish for Christmas to be here sooner.