Spoil a wish..

granted, but your presents consist of chunks of non renewable fuel, a large pile of socks, and a giftcard redeemable for £10 at your local mothercare store.

I wish there was no such thing as a timezone.

World wide chaos occurs, trains and planes are even further delayed than usual.

I no one else had any wishes but me muhahahahaha

granted, but you wish for a hooker, one thing leads to another, and the world gets 'accidently' destroyed.

I wish I had a few hundred quid for every wish made ever.

Granted but you find yourself investing them all in Woolworth's

I wish i could use my new computer now!

Granted, but you crash it by downloading viruses from your local porn site.

I wish that I had bought xmas preents earlier.

Granted, you become a Johava's Witness.

I wish this thread would stop being necroed.

Granted, then you realise that the post above mine was less than a week old ;D

I wish that I actually could be bothered to go and get some presents for my family.

But then u realise that if u give them money they can get 300times more in the sales.

I wish it would snow

Granted, your roof collapses in your sleep and you die

I wish I wasn't so damned tired *yawn*

You sleep and never wake up

I wish this thread lasts forever!

Wish Granted, isnt that bad enough already?

i wish for a flying pig named steve

Granted, he eats his own shit.

I wish to be better at photoshop

www.good-tutorials.com I can't spoil that one :p.

I wish for some monies.

Granted, you buy a £4 ironing board with it from Woolworths

I wish to be able to do this fucking level on Ngame >.<

Granted, but you lose all credibility for admitting to playing Ngame

I wish that I not be raped for necro'ing this thread.

Granted, but that doesnt mean chalex wont have his way ;)

I wish I had 4 wheel drive.

granted, but the rear tires are missing.

i wish AVP (the new game) would have been good.

Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

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Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

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Granted, but youll die on teh first day by some crazy texan with a shotgun.

(I wont be getting BC2 any time soon for the record)

I wish for my dad to overrule my mum and decided to get a 55" Samsung LED tv :D

Granted, but all of the pixels have a shade of orange.

I wish to be slightly less noob.

Just not possible.

I wish for a do-over on the babe poll - Summer Glau must win :D

Granted, she cuts off all her hair the day and burns herself the next day

I wish BT weren't so ghei

Granted, but your parents lose all sanity and cut your net down to 512mb.

I wish that vista never existed.

Granted, Win7 became an Epic failure.


I wish I didn't always end up leaving work to the last day.

Granted, you never get to go out or game

I wish that I didn't get bored of games so easily

granted. you spend the next five years playing bejeweled.

I wish that YEARS after it's intergration, certain companies would see fit to start supporting vista 64.

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granted. you spend the next five years playing bejeweled.

I wish that YEARS after it's intergration, certain companies would see fit to start supporting vista 64.

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>> Out of chain
> Ive used vista x64 since 1 year before its release and have only had 1 program / hardware compatibility issue - that being Diablo 2
>
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>> Out of chain
> Ive used vista x64 since 1 year before its release and have only had 1 program / hardware compatibility issue - that being Diablo 2
>
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Likewise, and Diablo 2 works for me.

I wish I had a SC2 beta key.

Granted, SC2 turns out to be crap

I wish that New Vegas would just come out already.

Granted New Vegas does come out but you go blind and can't enjoy it...

I wish my uni work would do itself!

Granted. However, it is all written in Arabic and invalid.

I also wish New Vegas would come out already.

Granted, Black Isle/Interplay have lost their touch and have tried to imitate Bethesda.

I wish that I could find a decent screen for <£100

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Granted, Black Isle/Interplay have lost their touch and have tried to imitate Bethesda.

I wish that I could find a decent screen for <£100

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You could, but it would look like a slush puppy dropped in mud.

I wish I had some food in my apartment.

Agreed, it's all rancid and mouldy.

I wish for the AI sex robot to hurry up and be perfected already.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-football.html

Agreed, it's all the sex and conversation you'll ever get.

I wish I could go physically inside any game I wanted without risk of RL death.

Agreed, you get put inside Hello Kitty Island Adventure with no way of getting out.

I wish for cybernetic implants to my brain.

Granted, but you get an insane craving for grapes every time you pass a magnet.

I wish the school PCs could load google.docs without crashing...

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Agreed, it's all the sex and conversation you'll ever get.

I wish I could go physically inside any game I wanted without risk of RL death.

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>Out of chain
>OH SNAP! Oric got PWNED.
> Thats 2 good posts in succession from VH.... maybe somethings changing with him....

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>Possibly the first compliment I've had in a while on these forums eh?
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Granted, but you get an insane craving for grapes every time you pass a magnet.

I wish the school PCs could load google.docs without crashing...

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Granted, you spend days looking at google.docs at school and no time gaming

I wish I had the ability to experience time in any timescale I want.



//Lol double post