Spoil a wish..

Granted, but then you become STOOPID from not learning.

I wish that there was a shop in Wantage that actually sells Call of Duty 4.

Granted but it sells only Call of Duty 4 on the PS3

I wish my PC would arrive BEFORE I go back to school.

granted, it arrives 5 minutes before the bus leaves on Teusday

I wish I could play lights and sounds fast enough

Granted, but all of your fingers fall off.

I wish I didn't just have my muffin amputated (my hair).

Granted, it eventually turns into a cupcake.

I wish there was a decent game out that's not COD4

granted.....but none of us can work out the controls

I wish for a sausage.....

Granted, but read the suggestion thread, and you'll never want to see it, let alone eat it.

I wish for an internet connection which didnt keep timing out.

Granted, but it only runs at 0.1mbps and 0.05mbps when it's bad weather.

I wish for a reply to this post.

Granted, but it takes up too much Bandwidth

I wish for 100 fans for my laptop.

Granted, but they spend all of their time outside of your house waving signs reading 'I luv u laptop!' and demanding to see it.
(P.S. Vicious Horizon, where abouts in Oxfordshire are you from? Since a lot of us here are from Oxfordshire.)

I wish that it would snow this Winter.

(Banbury ^_^)
Granted, but too many old people will die.

I wish that my room was a huge tramploline, ON ALL SIDES \m/ xD

Granted, but you break alot of bones.

I wish for a cache of throwing knives.

Granted, You'll drop them on your family.

I wish for every game on steam.

Note: allot or a lot. Alot is NOT A FUCKING WORD SO STOP FUCKING USING IT.

Vicious: that's pretty cool. I live in Abingdon and Chaz, Hutch, Bloo and Chalex all live around here as well.

Granted, you play all of them 24/7 and starve to death.

I wish that Oric had one more mint; they're only wafer thin.

Oh cool.
Granted, "But sir, it's only a wafer thin mint"

I wish that i played guitar better >_<