Spoil a wish..

Granted, but completing my first guitar lesson book wont get you far in life,

I wish for a giant man eating lizard from Japan (preferrably with non-anime eyes, it wouldn't look as scary)

Granted, It eats you.

I wish i knew what to wish for..

Granted, but then you know nothing.

I wish I was a mob boss.

(Spawn conveniently forgot to mention that I also live in Abingdon)

Hey, some people like to keep things private online, so I only gave out information about myself (you'll note I left out specific details about everyone else).

But you forgot to mention that I live around you also.

Just wish for something damnit.

RIGHT YOU FUCKING CUNTS, KEEP THE ARGUING DOWN k? Keep to topic.

Granted, Oric is a mob boss, for 5 mins before someone kneecaps him and watches him crawl around trying to escape before giving him a chelsea grin and a kerbstomp.

I wish that if you are going to be bitchy do it more subtley, all of you (me included).

Granted WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW


NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

Fucking spoilt brat...
subtle enough? ;p


I wish for a miniature giant space hamster called Boo.

Granted, but you have no space suit, so it either dies or you die from lack of a space suit and your head goes pop.

I wish compromise could be met at all situations (Not what you could normally expect to come form my mouth, but there we are - I can accept some mid ground :) )

Granted, But you have to suck cock all your life as part of the deal, as you sold your soul to Whorecraft.

I wish for lactose intolerant fat children.

Granted, I gain weight and move to your house.

I wish for a race of alcohol intolerant lactose intolerant swotty short yellow slitty-eyed clever children to take over the world.

Denied, my kids get there first.

I wish for Super Bowl tickets.

granted......but you paid £20,000 for them and then you lost them

I wish for an army of ninja llamas

Granted, but they fail to take your orders and just spit poison at you all the time.

I wish for an offline version of the whole internet (on a disc).

Granted, but the disc is effin' hooj, about the size of a flying saucer, and won't fit in any disc drive.

I wish that COD4 maps were bigger.

Granted, but they didn't have enough time to enlarge the SAS maps, so you're stuck playing Marines or Arabs now.

I wish Martydom didn't work when you knifed the guy...