Spoil a wish..

Granted.

I wish Martydom didn't exist at all.

Granted, but then there wouldn't be any Martyrs...

I wish that we'd all STFU about COD4 perks.

granted, now me and bloo get to talk about NWN

I wish my hair would grow back faster

Granted, but you end up having hair like one of those reaaaally long hair models in CEP :p (NWN ftw)

I wish I could actually do the fight with the five year olds, comeon! Twenty six...

Granted, but you only got that high because you chose to be immoral.

I wish that not only I didn't have to draw naked people every Tuesday, but that I don't have to draw a naked MAN tomorrow.

Granted, but the class has to draw your mum instead on a saturday evening.

I wish that I could see what would have happened had we lost World War 2.

Granted, but ZEE GERMANZ would be in charge...

I wish that my desk chair doubled as a toilet.

granted, but your room smells disgusting

I wish I had an interesting close-combat weapon, like a mace or something

Granted, but it's nowhere near as cool as a cricket bat for crushing zombies with.

I wish I could get the poppadom song out of my head.

granted, they remove your head

I wish I could find correct tabs for songs

Granted, you find the correct tab for the poppadom song!

I wish for my very own Banana Phone.

Granted, but it doesnt stop ringing, and the song loses its cheery tone when you go insane and think its a message telling you to kill your parents and make a less than innocent visit to an orphanage.

I wish the noro virus was less EXTREME!!!!!

Granted, but you will be infected with the pussy virus.

I wish could pause and turn back time.

Granted, but then you'd age really quickly in real time.

I wish the weather wasn't shit.

What the fuck do you mean, this is proper British weather!

I wish that Hutch actually got off his lazy arse and did some work.