Hutch: "I was his best man! Bloo we aren't jealous, she has stretch marks"
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Hutch: "I was his best man! Bloo we aren't jealous, she has stretch marks"
VoX: Do you mean Janet or Chalex's wife?
chaos: "He means Janet Vox, at least I think he does."
Chazlene: "I though he meant both...(mumbling) how does Hutch know? Anyway, next on the agenda, look behind me at this Pie Chart, can anyone hazard a guess at what it shows?"
VoX: I'm guessing the orange part of the pie chart shows how much Bloo urinated during sex and the white part shows how much sperm came out. *Sits back in the reclining chairs that supervisors have*
Bloo: "Both? Well... I guess his wife did have them... a little, but.. wha, wha whaaa? Wait! I didn't... argh...." *groans* "And that pie chart is nothing to do with me!"
*mumbling under his breath* Bloo: "How do I work with these people..."
Chazlene: "You're all of course wrong, this chart in fact shows the average size slice Mark down in IT take whenever Chaos' mum brings in one of her cakes. We need to stamp down on his gluttony, since many of you hard working employees are not getting your fair share. Right then, that's all of the agenda done, unless anyway else has a point to make?"
chaos: *Very Excited* "Does this mean we get to kill Mark!?"
VoX: "I have one more thing for the agenda!" *Looks around at Bloo who seems to have overcome from his secret being exposed* "Janet is a man!"
Bloo: "Yeah yeah, very funny, sorry but she isn't, but you've been moonlighting at Allix and Co Boxmakers, don't lie Vox, i've saw you working there when I was sent to sabotage their boxes by Hutch"
*smirks and stares down Vox, forgetting Vox has the power to fire him*
Hutch: "Actually I sent him to spy on them to get information prior to your sabotage. We had to keep him there awhile after so he wouldn't look suspicious. And you guys weren't meant to hear that. Uh, meeting over. Go get your lunch!"
*Hutch and Vox bolt out of the door*
chaos: "Well, I never knew any of that until today, glad you arranged this meeting Chazlene, I am off to Subway next door." *chaos gets up off the chair and tramps across to the door and makes his way to the front door and Subway.*
Bloo: "Well, i'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, I mean err, i'll... go back work...."
*walks to his shared office and sighs, then buzzes reception*
Bloo: "Janet, can you come up quickly, I need you to help with me something important..."
Chazlene: *Shouting out of the doorway to Vox and Hutch* "Alright, come back here you two!" *Vox and Hutch nervously walk back with their heads looking down* "Listen, I don't want any spying or sabotaging of other Box companies without mine or Chalex's strict permission. You hear? It has caused too much confusion this time, and think of the damage it could cause to our company if we were found out! Meeting is now over. Right, who's going to run off like a good little employee and get my EFFING SANDWICHES?!".
chaos: *chaos is walking back into the office with his Subway sandwhich, walking passed the reception he realizes that there isn't anyone there. He just shrugs it off as Janet might have gone for Lunch as well. He's walking past Bloo's office when he hears some whispering. He can hear Bloo's voice and Janet's. Putting two and two together he gulps, and rustles in his pockets for his mobile, quickly getting it out and switching the video recorder on he pokes it through and around the corner to video what ever is happening inside. After 5/6 or minutes so of recording he turns the recording off and goes back to his cubicle to watch it.*
"Oh my god!! She DOES have stretch marks!"
*Chaos quickly boots up his computer and plugs in the USB cable to his phone, uploads the video and E-Mails Chazlene.* 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see. Love chaos.' "Nah, scrap the last bit."
*He sends the email to Chazlene 'Chazlene, I have something that you might want to see, but be warned it may shock and offend you.'*
Chazlene: *After an embarrassing pause when he had ordered someone to get his sandwiches, Chazlene quickly walked back to his office, to get his sandwiches on his own. He didn't know why he wanted someone to get them for him, he was going to eat them in his office anyway. A while after finishing his lunch, he noticed he had an e-mail from Chaos. He sighed as i was probably some more dwarf porn he had sent as a joke. After reading what Chaos had said in the e-mail, he cautiously viewed the attachment. He felt his sandwiches start to rise back up his throat.* "So she does have stretch marks..." *Many ideas and thoughts went through Chazlene's head, most of them including the word 'Youtube'. Many office pranks had been played on Chazlene in the past, was it his turn for revenge? But Bloo was one of his best employees, most of the time away with the fairies yes, but always had given ATK box merchants a good reputation. He decided to store the video on his PC and talk about it later with the other employees.*
Daemon: *While walking around the building, he trips on an eletricity wire and his mobile short circuits everything in the building* "Hmm, this could be costly in the finicial department. If i multiply the times i get beatn today by the amount ill have the pay... *thinks hard while scratching his 1 eyebrow* this could lead... to me being in very serious trouble... or maybe even a party"
*Bloo and Janet, whom were bouncing up and down on a trampoline //what else?// were getting tired, after taking a five minute break he said to her...*
Bloo: "Okay, thats enough, we've tested it out, it works, Chazlene will love it for his birthday!"
Janet (NPC): "Yep well I better be off anyway, it's nearly five and I don't have to work late."
Bloo: "Don't remind me, Hutch hasn't noticed that i'm actually a week behind on the paperwork, I just stored some unfinished stuff in the 'done' tray to make it look like I had done something."
Janet (NPC): "Right oh, well, i'm off, bye!"
*Janet leaves the office, Bloo hides the trampoline*
Bloo: "Right, hmm... what to do... better set an appointment, Chaos' mum is coming in a couple of days and her cake is like poison... erk..."
*Bloo, as the office-day ends, only now begins to do any real work*
Hutch: *Over Intercom* "Too much noise out there, it sounds like a bed creaking, get back to work."
//Target, point out all the typos you can find, your is not you're by the way, and your spelling isn't perfect.
//1st day finished - next posts begin on the following day.
VoX: *Rushes in to get to work early so he can plan a huge office party to celebrate the success of getting out of debt* "Oh hey Bloo, good night in the office?"
Bloo: *Says sleepily* "Yeah it was alright."
VoX: Ok, cya later then *VoX goes to his office to watch the SUPER AWESOME i31 Video*
*It was the most horrible experience Bloo can imagine, a morning, viewed from the 'other' side, the side which was awake all night working and now wanted to sleep peacefully, but had to continue to work, yawning and shotting up on his 18th cup of coffee this hour, Bloo begins to shake and twitch*
Bloo: "Nggh, rrargh... this is going to be a BAD day..."
Hutch: *Walks into his office, opening the door rather fast while Bloo is standing and stretching behind it.* "Sorry Bloo, I'm in rather a hurry, we might be out of debt but we need to make a profit." *Gets to computer and immediately starts playing peggle.*
Chazlene: *Chazlene bursts through the door of their office floor, but looks tired, from yet another late night of feeling sorry for himself. He walks towards his office with his briefcase under his arm, slowly looking around at the other office workers, and suddenly felt very disturbed after remembering about the video of Bloo and Janet. Coincidently, Chazlene suddenly bumps into Chaos* "Err... Good morning Chaos, did those flyers get sent out?"
Chaos: "Yes, but what did you think about that video?"
Chazlene: *Suddenly reminded of the 'bounciness' of the video* "Oh yes... you sent it, well, um, err... Stretch marks..."
Chaos: "Yeah... Stretch marks... and when Bloo rubbed his hand up and dow..."
Chazlene: "Yes yes yes, well... Do you think we should let out to the others?"
Chaos: "That's why I sent it to you..."
Chazlene: "Indeed... Bloo does need a good kick up the arse..." *Realises how his thoughts had trailed off from work* "Well, back to your cubicle, those ATK mouse mats need to be ordered! I tell Hutch about this film by the way..."
*Chaos scurries back to his desk. Chazlene pauses for thought for a second, then heads for Hutch's office, pulling his phone out of his pocket at the same time (Which also has the film on), and pushes open the door.*
Chazlene: "Hutch, I have something to show you..."
*Bloo groans after a long 15 minutes work, he then rubs an eye and yawns*
"Well... guess I better (Bloo yawns) spin why our accountants got us in massive debt... oh what the hell..."
*Bloo writes: -Our Supervisors are total dumbasses, they have no idea what they're doing, and have never given me a raise despite all the hard work I do-, Bloo then stops and decides to delete this.*
*Bloo mutters to himself* "I don't want to find another job, I mean this one is perfect already... can probably blackmail half the staff anyway, hmm.... maybe if I blackmail one of the supervisors I can get that raise i've always wanted..."
*Bloo drinks the rest of his cough and twitches slightly*
"Afterall, it was Chazlene in the meeting room with the briefcase whodunnit... err..."
*Just before Chazlene decides to enter*
Hutch: "Bloo, you do know that i've been looking over your shoulder, reading what you've been typing. Also you are muttering rather loudly. I was looking at your work, because I've never seen you do any, and was.... intriguing. Now, lets think... Oh hi Chazlene. Something to watch on your phone eh, Bloo won't mind us. *Chazlene rather anxious with Bloo in the room shows the video to Hutch, Bloo is too tired to notice the familar sounds coming from the tinny speaker* "Blackmail us Bloo? I think we are about to Blackmail you."
//Wewps, forgot Hutch and Bloo shared the same office...
Bloo: "Blackmail me?" *Bloo thinks to himself* "Bugger."
*Bloo then mutters something, most of it is too hard to hear, but the words 'Hutch' and 'embezzlement' can be heard in the same sentence. Bloo still tired yawns again and drinks the remainder of his coffee*
Hutch: " I think the clinching piece of blackmail is that you started talking about a trampoline for Chazlene's birthday after having sex , thats horrible. I also hear Janet saying "Are you fucking me? I thought it just went missing."" *Walks over to the window* " Now Bloo, we won't say anything, if you get me and Chazlene all the freebies from that huge corporate exhibition you are going to at Earls Court tomorrow. I am running out of pens and novelty Yo-Yos. Of course you will still have to hand out the mouse mats at our stand, you can take one other employee to help you tommorow . Now I want you to go home at lunch time to sleep as you have to be up early tomorrow and you kind of look like you need a lot of sleep"
*Bloo mutters to himself* Bloo: "Still want a friggin' raise..."
*Bloo gets back to work, carefully mentioning the selling of the GX-1337 was his own private venture and that this got the company out of debt, he then takes a break and heads for the coffee machine, where Joe and Phil are having conversation*
Phil (NPC): "So anyway, then I told him 'this bin' and poured it over his face... that dickhead should really be nicer too me, I do such a hard job and no one gives a damn"
Joe (NPC): "Shouldn't you be making sure stray dogs and random people don't enter the office?"
Phil (NPC): "Shut up"
*The two continue too argue, Bloo just fills up his coffee and tries to leave without listening into too much detail*
Bloo: "Only lunchtime today... phew..."
Chazlene: "A trampoline for my Birthday? Great... like I'd be able to use that in my office... very practical... wait a minute, let me look at that again..." *Chazlene watches the video again* "Aha, so they're not doing 'you know what' like we assumed, that's just the trampoline, not a camp bed like I thought... and they're just doing elaborate trampoline moves..."
Hutch: "Oh yes, I see, but why didn't Bloo just explain this to us? Why did he let himself get blackmailed?"
Chazlene: "Well, all I can conclude from this is that Chaos needs to get a better camera phone, and Bloo thought we were talking about something else he doesn't want everyone to know... interesting... Nah, probably just a load of rubbish, well, back to those Pie charts, eh Hutch?" *Chazlene briskly walks back to his office.*
Hutch: *Still confused about Bloo* "Yeah... pies..."
chaos: *After bumping into Chazlene on the way back to his cubicle he sits down and prepares for a long day of work* "Ahhhhhh." *chaos puts his feet up on the desk.* "Well, watching it one more time can't be any harm." *He rustles around under the paper on his desk trying to find his phone.* " Where the hell is it?!" *He carries on rooting around on the desk until he comes to it underneath a pile of ruined flyers.* "Ahh here it is, and I need to talk to Mark about getting a new printer up here, it's on the fritz again. Anyway." *He turns on his phone and starts going through all his videos until he comes across the one with Janet and Bloo. He turns on the video, and turns down the sound.* "Heh, hehehee. Haha. HAHAHA! Wait, that's not a bed... Uh oh." *He crams his phone back into his pocket and tries to get out of his chair knocking over paper and various office equipment, eventually getting out of the chair he charges out of his cubicle and down towards Hutch's Office. On the way down he trips over a Yucca plant in the hallway sending soil and bits of plant everywhere. He bursts through the door and falls to the ground.* "GUYYS!!! It turns out that video isn't what we thought it was, they're just on a trampoline." *Pausing for breath, Hutch and Chazlene turn towards the now covered in soil chaos laid in the doorway* "I thought they were you know, but they aren't they are just on a trampoline." *After telling them this chaos gets up and walks back out of the room panting and dripping in soil and God knows what else. Muttering to himself. He returns to his now completely fucked up cubicle and sits back in his chair.*
*Bloo (the eternally confused?) took a deep breath, and murmured to himself while he continued to spew from giant pieces of PR crap at an outstanding rate for a guy hyped up on coffee...*
Bloo: "At a standing out our stand handing out mouse mats... think thats what I bloody do? Bah... supervisors have no idea... besides... it's for marketing that... have to cancel my orphanage appointment for it... how am i'm going to spin -that-"
Hutch: "What are you muttering about Bloo?"
*Bloo pondered for a few moments and then replied*
Bloo: "Apartheid"
Hutch: "..." *Hutch grunts* "Keep politics out of the office Bloo, you might offend someone"
Bloo: "Everyone here is white except Hardie, and no one cares about him anyway..."
Hutch: "Good point, now back to work or i'll be using those yo-yo's to mess up your coffee!"
*Bloo mutters to himself again, the word 'raise' is mentioned a few times, before he gets back to work*
FaTaL: *what do i do in this office, hardie stole my job *WOOOOO* and now all i do all day is look at joe bully people*
Joe (NPC): *hey fatal what are you doing looking at me like that hey?*
*clenches his fists*
Joe (NPC): *where you looking at me in a gay way?*
FaTaL: *no, no, no of course not, why would i look at you, you make me feel sick every time i look at you*
*throws all over his new k-swiss shoes*
Joe(NPC): *thats it you little shit, im going to get mike on you and he's going to run you down with his forklift truck, so you better start running*
*Fatal gets up and runs down the corridor (knocking the coffee out of Bloo's hands), Fatal turns round to see that two people are now after him*
FaTaL: *ok i give up im can't be arsed to run anymore let me sit down on this comfy sofa*Turns and looks around*Oh My God, sorry mike i thought you where a sofa*
Mike(NPC): GRUNT*Fatal i've had enough of you messing around(GRUNT) ive just got my 700th piercing, and you've just sat on it*
*picks Fatal up by the head and lobs him out of the open window*
FaTaL: *What a lucky landing i landed on a pizza guy*
Pizza Guy: *Delivery for a Mr.Kreuz*
VoX: "Ah, I wonder what has happened in the office since the meeting?" *Walks to his office passing Chaos covered in dirt in his wrecked office. Leans in* "I'm not even gunna ask" *Gets a nice cuppa and goes to act corporationy in his office*
FaTaL: "*Walks into Vox's office* hey vox hows that cuppa?"
Vox: "Its allright thanks Fatal, hows your head from when mike chucked you out of the window? still hurting"
FaTaL: "its gonna be hurting for a long time doctor said*Looks to see anyones there*Whispers*im claiming compensation, round £50,000"
Vox: "Oh my god i think thats enough money to get us out of debt*Looks around* or we could go buy some new mugs for every one cause these ones are rather bad"
FaTaL: "What ever, ill think ill change my name to FaTaLXporter"
*Walks to see if hardies doing his work properly*
Hutch: "Why the fuck have you guys stopped working"
*Slaps Bloo's head* "Get back to work you lazy swine."
VoX: *Walks into Hutch and Bloo's office* "Nice hit Hutch!"
*Mutters again after he's hit, phrases like "Sue the company", "Convict of fraud and embezzlement", "Get that damned raised or maybe a promotion" and for some strange reason "marshmellows" spout out*
*Bloo then finishes his work and loads it up onto network while Hutch and VoX discuss he exits the office and see's Joe nearby*
Bloo: "Hey Joe, want to do something while I wait for this to load up?"
Joe: "Sure, i'm waiting on a compile as well."
Bloo: "Want to play Counterstrike?"
Joe: "Eh, sure!"
*A few moments later, Bloo yells "Alright lets go" and runs around the office with a toy gun, Joe does the same and the two begin to shoot at eachother, much to the alarm and amazement of the rest of the office*
*Then, Hutch and VoX leave the private office and see the two pretend fighting*
Hutch: "What the hell are you doing?"
Bloo: "Waiting for something to load up onto the network"
Joe (at the same time as Bloo): "Waiting for something to compile"
Hutch: "Oh, right, carry on."
*The two get back to shooting eachother, yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and "Terrorists Win" until both realise they were on the same team and decided that the server had kicked them for TKing, at this point, they got back to work*
then cillit a big shot crazy oil refinary owner from texas comes in and showts 'yeeh haaaaar' cos he bort the office and company and u all now work for him...