Spoil a wish..

Granted only to be sucked via the stargate and to live in the bad side of imagination land for all eternity which is about 2.5 minutes.

I wish snk would have some skills so he could backup his false claim of ownage on someone elses forum.

Granted, but then sNk owns, and that'd be bad eh?

I wish Oricalcos and Hutchypoo were the same person, Hutchalcos!

Granted, but Hutchalcos would then hate himself, and you wouldn't him in a bad mood with their combined mass.

I wish I had breasts so I could fondle them all day long.

Granted. but then you would fondle them for a non-stop week and they would burst.

i wish that my wish would not be spoiled.

*climbs out of his grave with half-rotted flesh* necromancer did a rotten job of that....

granted, but you wished for something absolutely terrible and are pinned to the wall by 6,000 paperclips in painful places

I wish for a cheese toastie

Granted, but the cheese has a tumor growing on it!

I wish for a flanger for my guitar.

Granted,you get the flanger for your guitar, but as you are opening its box your little brothers break up your guitar stuff, Peter the strings on your electric guitar, Joe the amp and the youngest one barfs inside the acoustic guitar.

I wish for another TF2 server.

It's boxkiller 24/7.

I want a plant full of ants (it doesn't rhyme this time :()

Granted, but the box would break and the ants will eat you alive

I wish for everyone else to get World in Conflict.

They download haxxed copies for free while you had to pay for it.

I hunger for a younger plunger.

granted, but you are then Michal Jackson's brother.

I wish that i was a female

Granted. you already where one

i wish for peace and normal well being.

Granted, but then western civilization wouldn't be able to get any oil.

I wish that Bloo wanted to make a Neverwinter Nights 2 mod rather than a Neverwinter Nights 1 mod (hint).

Granted, but he does it by himself and makes it singleplayer.

I wish FaTaL was female as well.

Granted, but the stench of fish becomes too apparent.

I wish for free ice cream.

You eat so much you get fat(ter)

I yearn to learn to burn.

granted, but you drop the match on your penis

I wish my MTW2 CD worked

Granted, but then you wouldnt play NWN any more, which means I cant mock you for it (This is meant as a joke and are no harsh feeling meant towards Squizzel)

I wish I was a woman. (Jumping on the bandwagon.)

oops wrong thread Ignore, sorry

Granted, but then you'd be on the bandwagon and would piss off me for being unoriginal.

I wish that right now I wasn't sitting at a desk on a crappy mac laptop with Squizzel next to me.

granted, you fall off your chair and I stamp on your face cause I know you dun' want to sit next to me

I wish to be pished

.....and NWN is a good game :(

Granted, but then you throw up all your innards and die.

I wish to jump on the bandwagon because i've always wanted to be a cowboy. Yeeeeeeeha!

Granted, the bandwagon burns and you shrivel up and die

I wish for the first world war hero's to still be alive and fight in the middle east.

Granted, but then Neo-Nazi's would keep hitler alive.

I wish that Hutch can't be pissed off by anything.

Then all your insults have no effect.

I thirst to be submersed head first.

Ok, but we leave you rather too long and you drown.

I wish an entirely edible world. Where metal is candy, and animals chocolate.

Granted, but you're a complete arsehole for saying 'candy'.

I wish that I didn't have to spend every Tuesday evening drawing old naked people.

granted, now you get to be painted instead

I wish I had a garden gnome

Granted, but it smacked you in the face for telling it to turn into a "Shiny Earth Elemental"

I wish Oric was my gimp, so I could whip him with a chain and force him into tight black leather, ooooh yeah - shake it big boy!

(... This is not meant to be serious in any way, honest, except for the last sentence, and this sentence, oh hells and the first one- ahh crap, i'm rambling..)

Granted, but Oric fights back and strangles you with the whip

I wish for a pie

granted, but it's made of fishtails

I pray for death with every breath.....

Granted, but as before, someone pings the monk to res you.

I wish that to rhyme, would be a crime.

Granted, but then you would be raped by rhyme police

i wish that no one was jewish

Granted, but then the financial world would be in jeopardy.

I wish Warcraft was real

You sad git.

Fuck rhymes, I want bitches and hoes man!

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Originally Posted by spawnofebil

You sad git.

Fuck rhymes, I want bitches and hoes man!

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What..?!?

Ok forget that one

Granted, but then you would be a gnome and have the record for worlds smallest penis.

I wish that someone would delete spawnofebils post

Not granted, because i can't do that.

I wish that i was a ferret.

Ahhh jesus no one gets it you could have said Granted, but unfortuanly i dont have that power or something!

ok on topic

Granted, but you would stink

you didn't make a wish

Granted, but isn't that a good thing?

I wish real life was real.