Spoil a wish..

Wish granted, now you have nothing to do.

I wish muse came to play at the 02.

Dude, by doing that you completely broke the last wish lol.

Granted, but they all got the plague and died.

I wish that BF1942 would stop crashing.

Granted, but would something different then crash

i wish i had admin on css *hint*

granted but then we realise you only have 16 posts and have been here 4 months and shud stay longer so chalex removes it

I wish i have a new road bike

granted, but then you would crash and mong up your face forever

i wish i had a bright yellow tank

Granted, but then you would be inclined to sing "We all live in a yellow submarine", only to realise that you actually own a tank, not a submarine, after which you will be dissapointed and drive home to overdose on drugs.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

Granted, but...

We all live in a yellow submarine,
We didn't like the colour so we painted it green.
We didn't like green so we painted it red,
But red isn't waterproof so now we're all dead.

I wish the Summer would start behaving itself and not rain.

granted but the sun comes out and u catch skin cancer from the suns harmful uv rays, should have listened to those sun lotion adverts!

i wish it was sept so i could be off to uni v soon

granted but all the girls are frigid anti-beer people!

I wish that I could be arsed to get off my arse and connect to my router rather than the one up the road.

granted, but then you might over stress and have a heart attack.

i wish i had a dog with rabies

Granted, but it would bite you and you would die.

I wish I had a 50" widescreen for my computer!

Granted but it only displays monochrome.

Oh I wish, I wish, I had'nt killed that fish.

granted, but then it would have growm sharp teeth and killed you

i wish i hade a 100 meter cubed amp for my guitar

Granted, it is so powerful it blows you out the window and you hit the floor and splat.

I wish I had my own computer (that is decent) so I could have gone to i34.