Spoil a wish..

Granted, but then the American Football season would end sooner.

I wish this forum was more active.

Granted, but then you get a flood of Trolls and Flamers.

I wish I could be at i34

Granted, but Target puts goatse on your desktop. (he just did it to Freddie.)

I wish for a sports games forum.

(LMFAO, Did he!? Rofl, Target's my hero xD)

Granted, but everyone talks about Sonic Racers.

I wish that everyone on JA would forget that I crashed the server.

Granted, but they forget about Jedi Academy as well so you're left to play it alone.

I wish for soup of the day as a starter, the roast beef with potatoes on the side and hefty doses of gravy and horse radish and for dessert the cheese cake and a cup of coffee. And lots and lots of wine as well.

Granted, but you get food poisoning off the rabid monkey who makes the food.

I wish that I could get a decent free Gif creator.

Granted, but all your gifs suck.

I wish i could go invisible

yeh its been a while since this was used

granted, but you'd still get your ass kicked by a blind dude.

I wish It didn't rain so much in england...

yeah granted but its too hot and you burn

i wish i knew everything

But then you wouldn't have anything more to learn.

I wish for ice-cream.

EDIT: You get brain freeze and have to spend 15 weeks in hospital hopped up on painkillers

I wish I was a cloud...

but then the skies clear and u disappear or something like that

Me wishes i was a website

granted, you become a gay porn website

i wish i have fallout 3

granted, but it turns out to be epic fail.

I wish i could play expert on guitar hero.