The ATK Office Roleplay

chaos: *Upon hearing the announcement chaos gets up off the floor and starts moving, on his way up to the meeting room he notices that he has pen all over his shirt, his hair is scruffed up and he's lost his tie.* "What do you need a tie for anyway? All I do is sit on my ass and talk to people on the phone. I mean, it's not like they see me." *After his brief conversation with himself, he sighs and starts moving for the meeting again. He finally gets to the room and sits down, sighs again then relaxes.*

*At 3 o'clock, Chazlene finally decided to enter the meeting room, where most of the ATK employees had already gathered, most slouched in their chairs looking bored. Chazlene walked straight to the end of the long table, and stood with his back to the window and the various boards showing different charts.*

Chazlene: "Right, as you all know, Chalex, our loveable leader, has called a meeting. I can see most of you are here already, where the hell is Bloo?" *There is a mumble across the table as everyone groans that they don't know.* "Well then, first on the agenda, and most importantly, is that earlier on today my mug went missing. Luckily I have found it, but I still want to find out who decided to steal it in the first place. So whoever it was, own up now. Come on, be a man about it, I won't get angry."

*Bloo, late of course, rushes in panting, everyone looking at him*
Bloo: "Err, Sorry i'm late everybody, I was just at an appointment at the church... they bought one GX-1337 boxes, you know, the really big ones, with gems and stuff..."

*rushes over to a pot plant in the corner and snatches the video recorder hiding it away*
Bloo: "Just... left some notes here... anyway! i've got the check for 27,000 pounds for the ark, err, box."

Hutch: "Essentialations according to my calculations, we're no longer in debt thanks to Bloo's sale. See guys, god does help you in your hour of need, unless you are a rapist. Then God won't help you. Now are there any more problems you would like to discuss with me?" *Swings back on chair* "We aren't leaving, we are still having the meeting guys." *Everyone in the room suddenly groans with boredom.*

Chazlene: "Well then, that's most of the agenda done now. Anyway, well done Bloo, have a free pen. By the way, may I ask what that actually was you took from the pot plant just now?"

chaos: "Ugh, so unless we find something to talk about, we just...Sit here? Oh and I think Hardie didn't do a very good job..." *chaos pulls a condom that appears to have been sellotaped to the underneath of the table.*

*Bloo coughs quietly and looks to where he hid his video recorder*
"Oh that? Nothing, nothing, think I left my phone there... for some reason, been looking for it for awhile now"
*Bloo eyes the condom and grits his teeth*
"Well, I guess thats all right, with that big debt issue over..." *stands up to leave, and bashes the video recorder against the table by accident, by chance it was on the 'play' button...*
*muttering under his breath* "Bugger"

*Chazlene smirks as he listens to Bloo's and Janet's voices playing on the video recorder, happy that Bloo had accidentally revealed his secret. He then nods at Hutch, indicating that he should take the recorder off Bloo.*

Hutch: "I believe that is office property. Give it here" *Snatches the tape recorder of Bloo, the tape is still running, suddenly it goes fuzzy and we hear the sound of Chalex's wedding video*

Chazlene:" Thank god the flip screen is not out, too happy an occasion "

*Mutters to himself as his video recorder his confiscated*
Bloo: "Oh comeon... they're just jealous, that they can't have her."

Hutch: "I was his best man! Bloo we aren't jealous, she has stretch marks"

VoX: Do you mean Janet or Chalex's wife?

chaos: "He means Janet Vox, at least I think he does."

Chazlene: "I though he meant both...(mumbling) how does Hutch know? Anyway, next on the agenda, look behind me at this Pie Chart, can anyone hazard a guess at what it shows?"

VoX: I'm guessing the orange part of the pie chart shows how much Bloo urinated during sex and the white part shows how much sperm came out. *Sits back in the reclining chairs that supervisors have*