Spoil a wish..

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Originally Posted by Squizzel

you didn't make a wish

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We never speak of this again

Granted, But then the grafixorz!!11! would be bad

I wish that i had the school tuck shop to myself :)

Granted, but you would be bullied into suicide

i wish that i owned America

In Soviet Russia, America owns you!

I wish that I owned a real life pikachu.

Granted, but then everyone would comment on how both of you have red cheeks.

I wish I wish I wish, for a pink and white fish.

purple beats pink.

I wish that I could be in the school talent show tonight

What talents?

I wish I could find m copy of Silver.

Granted, but then you lose it again.

I wish for a porky pig that goes woo woo.

Granted, but you just have to look in the mirror.

i wish a a ice cube that never melts.

You freeze to death.

I ache to bake a cake.

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish I had Medieval 2: Total War Kingdoms.

Granted, but then you would be a M2TW Whore, like im a WoW Whore.

I wish Devin Hester played for the vikings.

(Watch the below video, there are two TD's, so skip to halfway after the first.)

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Fine, but he would get killed in battle with a stray axe, wasting all of his talent (Is there any?)

I wish that WoW failed and lost all of its subscribers and servers and it couldnt be ressurected as it broke everyone's game.

granted, but then they'd all play good games, and we don't want them on our games

I wish I lived in Finnland

Granted, your balls freeze off and you get confused trying to learn the language.

I wish Oric stops posting retarded videos about things no-one cares about.

Granted, just plain f**king granted damnit.

I wish the entire world was a black and white detective movie - with me as the detective of course.

granted, but for epicness they end the series with your death

I wish for a cuppa

Granted, but the dimwit who made it used coffee not tea.

I wish I didn't just make a wish.

THE WORLD IMPLODES.

I wish for colourless green dreams to sleep furiously.

granted, but you probably have to be high to even know what that looks like, let alone see it

I wish I could think of a wish....

Granted, but you die of aids trying.

I wish for a PS3/wii/xbox360 all in one.

Granted, but it's as easy to develop games on as the PS3, overheats and breaks as much as the Xbox 360, and is as crap for shooters and drivers as the Wii.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish by the way... eek...

Granted, but we still beat the shit out of you.

I wish that my PC could actually run MSN stably.

Granted, but then you would plague the world via spam.

I wish Cobra Starship toured to the Oxford Zodiac.

Granted, but they get bottled off.

I wish that my band learned Don't Let The Bells End in time for the last assembly of the year before Christmas.

Granted, but you'd get bottled off.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever would cancel or come out already, it's just getting silly.

Granted, but it comes out and has 2d sprites

(In reference to Orics post, its now Carling Academy Oxford, not Zodiac)

I wish for poverty in Birmingham.

Granted, it's already there

(In reference to Hutch's post, theres two parts now - The Carling Academy, and the Zodiac - Get your facts right)

I wish WoW was a national sport.

g...gg.....g...grant....ed! ARGH!!! but you never make the team

I wish I was less bored

MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH INTERESTING TIMES!

I wish I made the GB shooting squad.

Granted, but it bankrupts you travelling all the time, and all the saturday school missed makes sure that you only get Cs in your AS and A levels!

I wish to not be afraid of dogs.

Granted, but now you're allergic to them.

I wish John Morgan (See Abingdon School) became the pope. (I'm hoping great things Chazlene, make it happen).

Granted, he starts persecuting everyone who doesn't know the periodic table off by heart.

I wish people played pokemon ONLINE with me.

Granted, but they are imaginary.

I wish that Oric would dress up as Blastoise or Snorlax.

He doesn't need to, for Snorlax.

I wish your head asplode.

Granted, but we would all be covered in Tomato Seeds.

I wish everyone that plays pokemon now would play Madden

I'm the only one who plays pokemon.

I wish I was as long as longcat.

Granted, but then you keep falling over all the time.

I wish all military ranks be renamed to names for sexual organs, personally, I think all generals should be called Nobs.

granted, but soon our army becomes a huge mob of green-skinned thugs with axes >.>

I wish for more music to listen to

Granted, you are now a fan of Rammstein

I wish Breaking Benjamin broke up, and that they also tore up Benjamin with their teeth.