Spoil a wish..

Wish Granted, isnt that bad enough already?

i wish for a flying pig named steve

Granted, he eats his own shit.

I wish to be better at photoshop

www.good-tutorials.com I can't spoil that one :p.

I wish for some monies.

Granted, you buy a £4 ironing board with it from Woolworths

I wish to be able to do this fucking level on Ngame >.<

Granted, but you lose all credibility for admitting to playing Ngame

I wish that I not be raped for necro'ing this thread.

Granted, but that doesnt mean chalex wont have his way ;)

I wish I had 4 wheel drive.

granted, but the rear tires are missing.

i wish AVP (the new game) would have been good.

Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

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Originally Posted by Oricalcos

Granted, but then we wouldn't all play BC2...wait...we are going to all play BC2 right??

I wish for US Citizenship.

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Granted, but youll die on teh first day by some crazy texan with a shotgun.

(I wont be getting BC2 any time soon for the record)

I wish for my dad to overrule my mum and decided to get a 55" Samsung LED tv :D

Granted, but all of the pixels have a shade of orange.

I wish to be slightly less noob.

Just not possible.

I wish for a do-over on the babe poll - Summer Glau must win :D

Granted, she cuts off all her hair the day and burns herself the next day

I wish BT weren't so ghei

Granted, but your parents lose all sanity and cut your net down to 512mb.

I wish that vista never existed.

Granted, Win7 became an Epic failure.


I wish I didn't always end up leaving work to the last day.

Granted, you never get to go out or game

I wish that I didn't get bored of games so easily