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Here's another one I found quite good:
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A woman goes into her local music store looking for an old record; behind the counter is small young boy.
She says: "Excuse me sonny, but do you have Jingle Bells on a 7 inch?"
He says: "No, but I've got dangling balls on a 9 inch."
"That's not a record is it?"
"It is for a 10 year old."
have a spamm of knock knock jokes ... all about christmas ... 1 must be a winner :P
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Carol singers!
Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?
No, But if you hum it we'll sing it!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up neatly, it's a present!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robbin comes bob bob bobbin along!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?
Thank God for copy and paste eh cillit :D
Anyway when do we get told who won?
indeed i want left 4 dead gif challex :P
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
frost bite
i only got 3 posts but cn I entr anyway??
heres my joke:
ww2 was goin on n the brits sent a joky xmas message to the french, it was a code of
S370HSSV-0773H
they cudnt figure it out so they sent it to russians hu coulnt figure it out either, so they even gav it to the germns hu said 'turn it upsied down'
pleas give me the l4d i didnt gt much else 4 xmas :((((
Unfortunately we don't do pity here at ATK, we just laugh at you instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAwesome10893
Sorry but rules are rules, stick around and get involved in the community and you can enter the next draw we have!
Gotta have 10 posts buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAwesome10893
Solution: Ebay
Better solution: Steam sale!
Best Solution: Get a mate to buy a 4 pack and get a free copy
I got two things for Xmas, GalCiv2 and an ant farm. And I haven't been mentioning it every 5 minutes have I?
(I know I began a sentence with And, and I also know I spelt sentence wrong, BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F*CK!?)
You look like you're the one who takes them. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicious Horizon
TAKE THAT!
You actually spelt sentence right.
I did? Bollocks. I can never get that word.