Internet Rock Paper Scissors

Medicine defeats surgery

http://www.catchthat.net/uploads/2006/09/JD.jpg

http://www.warshooter.com/sites/wars...i%20copy-2.jpg

Aids beat medicine.

EDIT: The cancer one is harsh because I have an uncle who has cancer!

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...size/17082.jpg

Condom beats AIDS.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1096406...r_Oil_Lube.jpg

Oil based lube beats condoms.

http://www.solophotoshop.com/blog/im...-explosion.jpg

Kaboom.

http://www.tsmguild.com/images/items...te_Water01.png
Water Beats Fire.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...size/17082.jpg

Condom is waterproof.

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/im...ssors-493S.jpg

Scissors beat condom, snip-snip.

http://www.leyman.demon.co.uk/Rockin...%20Fillans.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

http://www.lib.umich.edu/pap/k12/images/paper(2)_lg.jpg

Paper beats rock, duh.

http://wow.gamegate2k.com/wowgoldguide/images/fire.jpg
Fire beats paper.

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani009.gif

Blastoise owns fire!

http://www.vtaide.com/png/images/bulbasaur.gif

Bulbasaur beats Blastoise, plant beats water, remember that!

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/planecr...fecrash7-l.jpg

He's not a good pilot though.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/...lt-368x512.jpg

Terrorists own planes. Terrorism seems a bit good eh?