Granted, but ten years down the line, they get back together and top the charts with their hit song "Taste of Benjamin"
I wish that there was more ice cream in the world.
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Granted, but ten years down the line, they get back together and top the charts with their hit song "Taste of Benjamin"
I wish that there was more ice cream in the world.
Fine but the only flavour is "A Taste of Benjamin" and its red and browny with a hint of yellow water.
I wish for 60 cubic feet of cheese.
Granted but it appears on top of you
I wish for a pet monkey
Granted, it's called Benjamin.
I wish for your mum.
Granted
I wish for a pet mexcain
Granted, but he does your wife when your at work and she runs off with him with all your cash.
I wish for of all of us to sing Christmas Carols but singing the 'funny' versions!
Granted, no-one laughs.
I wish I could walk into Mordor.
Granted, but we misspelled Mordor, so you walk into murder, otherwise known as an alley in Didcot famous for muggings.
I wish D&D didn't exist.
Granted, but then computer games as we know it will not have progressed, and it's not just "no RPG's" but no games beyond pong and perhaps peggle. Gods, someone really needs to read his PC Gamers closer...
I wish someone melded Stalin and Hitler's brains and put them in a giant ape.
Granted, but that's so obvious it's a stupid idea you complete retard, I mean, it'd be like World War 2 again crossed between planet of the apes, what the hell were you thinking?! Jesus Christ...
I wish for another roadkill to eat at the weekend, yum...
Granted, it's maggoty and a week old.
I wish that I didn't need to revise of tests.
Thats my joke!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by darkdeagle
Sorry for the interruption.
Granted but the Mexican shoots you Gringo.
I wish that Vox spoke fluent Vietnamese.
Ban nhưng bây giờ bạn không thể đọc thông báo này.
I wish that we had a government who understood the "little people."
Granted, but the new PM is a midgit and passes a law that all doors should be four foot tall on punishment of death.
I wish that the Green Party was made up of aliens instead of vegetarians.
Granted, but they are vegetarian aliens.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted, it's even older than your mum.
You know a bit of old mouldy cheese? I wish that's what you are.
Granted, but then your only friend is a bit of old mouldy cheese, and thats sad.
Thats it, i've had enough! I wish we had another bandwagon to jump on, that was fun.
Granted. The Bandwagon contains a kareoke machine.
I wish that I was dead.
Yes, you wish that you were dead, but you're alive again now.
I wish that I didn't have such terrible wind right at this moment.
granted, but you fart so hard it hurts
I wish madmen in rags would beat everyone to death with half-eaten spare ribs
Granted, the madmen are vegetarian (same thing really) and eventually join PeTA.
I wish I could play my pieces for my Grade 8 piano perfectly and get 150/150.
Grade 8 Piano is for noobs. But Granted.
I wish I could use part of my brain as a computer.
Granted you get a virus after looking at porn
I wish for a cheese and onion crisp JUST 1
Granted, but its small and ends up in crumbs in the post.
I wish that the Ancient Greeks did have cars.
Granted, but Greeks get frustrated and drive of a cliff
i wish for mail order bride, lol.
Granted, but she turns out to be an inflatable doll full of explosive gas.
I wish that I could finish making the ATK advent calender before Christmas.
Nice reference to Only Fools and Horses :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chazlene
Granted, but then this community would have actually got something done (This is not a serious statement and meant as a joke.)
I wish I had an epic flying mount.
Granted, you whore yourself out for it and get AIDS.
I wish I could play every single instrument in the world ever, just so I can say bass sux0rs.
Granted, but your head explodes with all this knowledge added on to your already fat brain.
I wish I had a dog that could detect cancer in people.
He sniffs you a lot.
I wish I could do a Rubik's cube in under a second.
Thats just sad.
I wish I had a job that meant I could pillar people with no talent and get paid for it.
Granted, you get turned into a stone pillar.
I wish I could be as awesome as Oric, since he is clearly the most unsad person here and is awesome in every way.
Granted you are now as awsome as oric
I wish That Foo fighters, the wombats and the cribs came to my house and played for me at chrismas
Granted, but your house is too small to fit them in.
I wish that I could complete Neverwinter Nights 2 because it crashes every time I start the final epic battle.
Granted, but you sit there thinking..."that was a waste of a wish".
I wish I had X-Ray vision.
Granted, you get eye cancer.
I wish that I can speak French fluently so that I dont get a D again in my French oral.
Granted, but now you smell, are cowardly and sound like effluent is coming out of your mouth, oh and in addition England hates you.
I wish that I could travel back in time and kill the person who invented Tennis, ITS REALLY BORING TO WATCH, especially when it used to overrun the simpsons when it was on BBC 2!!!!
Granted, but the person who invented Tennis was a distant relative of yours, and thus by killing him, you cease to exist.
I wish for my explodinations, kaboooom!
Granted, but by exploding, that means you are dead i'm afraid, and its rather painful due to incomplete combustion and the fact that bits of you blow up seperately.
I wish that all people with BO would be shot on sniff.