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VoX: *Rushes in to get to work early so he can plan a huge office party to celebrate the success of getting out of debt* "Oh hey Bloo, good night in the office?"
Bloo: *Says sleepily* "Yeah it was alright."
VoX: Ok, cya later then *VoX goes to his office to watch the SUPER AWESOME i31 Video*
*It was the most horrible experience Bloo can imagine, a morning, viewed from the 'other' side, the side which was awake all night working and now wanted to sleep peacefully, but had to continue to work, yawning and shotting up on his 18th cup of coffee this hour, Bloo begins to shake and twitch*
Bloo: "Nggh, rrargh... this is going to be a BAD day..."
Hutch: *Walks into his office, opening the door rather fast while Bloo is standing and stretching behind it.* "Sorry Bloo, I'm in rather a hurry, we might be out of debt but we need to make a profit." *Gets to computer and immediately starts playing peggle.*
Chazlene: *Chazlene bursts through the door of their office floor, but looks tired, from yet another late night of feeling sorry for himself. He walks towards his office with his briefcase under his arm, slowly looking around at the other office workers, and suddenly felt very disturbed after remembering about the video of Bloo and Janet. Coincidently, Chazlene suddenly bumps into Chaos* "Err... Good morning Chaos, did those flyers get sent out?"
Chaos: "Yes, but what did you think about that video?"
Chazlene: *Suddenly reminded of the 'bounciness' of the video* "Oh yes... you sent it, well, um, err... Stretch marks..."
Chaos: "Yeah... Stretch marks... and when Bloo rubbed his hand up and dow..."
Chazlene: "Yes yes yes, well... Do you think we should let out to the others?"
Chaos: "That's why I sent it to you..."
Chazlene: "Indeed... Bloo does need a good kick up the arse..." *Realises how his thoughts had trailed off from work* "Well, back to your cubicle, those ATK mouse mats need to be ordered! I tell Hutch about this film by the way..."
*Chaos scurries back to his desk. Chazlene pauses for thought for a second, then heads for Hutch's office, pulling his phone out of his pocket at the same time (Which also has the film on), and pushes open the door.*
Chazlene: "Hutch, I have something to show you..."
*Bloo groans after a long 15 minutes work, he then rubs an eye and yawns*
"Well... guess I better (Bloo yawns) spin why our accountants got us in massive debt... oh what the hell..."
*Bloo writes: -Our Supervisors are total dumbasses, they have no idea what they're doing, and have never given me a raise despite all the hard work I do-, Bloo then stops and decides to delete this.*
*Bloo mutters to himself* "I don't want to find another job, I mean this one is perfect already... can probably blackmail half the staff anyway, hmm.... maybe if I blackmail one of the supervisors I can get that raise i've always wanted..."
*Bloo drinks the rest of his cough and twitches slightly*
"Afterall, it was Chazlene in the meeting room with the briefcase whodunnit... err..."
*Just before Chazlene decides to enter*
Hutch: "Bloo, you do know that i've been looking over your shoulder, reading what you've been typing. Also you are muttering rather loudly. I was looking at your work, because I've never seen you do any, and was.... intriguing. Now, lets think... Oh hi Chazlene. Something to watch on your phone eh, Bloo won't mind us. *Chazlene rather anxious with Bloo in the room shows the video to Hutch, Bloo is too tired to notice the familar sounds coming from the tinny speaker* "Blackmail us Bloo? I think we are about to Blackmail you."
//Wewps, forgot Hutch and Bloo shared the same office...
Bloo: "Blackmail me?" *Bloo thinks to himself* "Bugger."
*Bloo then mutters something, most of it is too hard to hear, but the words 'Hutch' and 'embezzlement' can be heard in the same sentence. Bloo still tired yawns again and drinks the remainder of his coffee*
Hutch: " I think the clinching piece of blackmail is that you started talking about a trampoline for Chazlene's birthday after having sex , thats horrible. I also hear Janet saying "Are you fucking me? I thought it just went missing."" *Walks over to the window* " Now Bloo, we won't say anything, if you get me and Chazlene all the freebies from that huge corporate exhibition you are going to at Earls Court tomorrow. I am running out of pens and novelty Yo-Yos. Of course you will still have to hand out the mouse mats at our stand, you can take one other employee to help you tommorow . Now I want you to go home at lunch time to sleep as you have to be up early tomorrow and you kind of look like you need a lot of sleep"
*Bloo mutters to himself* Bloo: "Still want a friggin' raise..."
*Bloo gets back to work, carefully mentioning the selling of the GX-1337 was his own private venture and that this got the company out of debt, he then takes a break and heads for the coffee machine, where Joe and Phil are having conversation*
Phil (NPC): "So anyway, then I told him 'this bin' and poured it over his face... that dickhead should really be nicer too me, I do such a hard job and no one gives a damn"
Joe (NPC): "Shouldn't you be making sure stray dogs and random people don't enter the office?"
Phil (NPC): "Shut up"
*The two continue too argue, Bloo just fills up his coffee and tries to leave without listening into too much detail*
Bloo: "Only lunchtime today... phew..."
Chazlene: "A trampoline for my Birthday? Great... like I'd be able to use that in my office... very practical... wait a minute, let me look at that again..." *Chazlene watches the video again* "Aha, so they're not doing 'you know what' like we assumed, that's just the trampoline, not a camp bed like I thought... and they're just doing elaborate trampoline moves..."
Hutch: "Oh yes, I see, but why didn't Bloo just explain this to us? Why did he let himself get blackmailed?"
Chazlene: "Well, all I can conclude from this is that Chaos needs to get a better camera phone, and Bloo thought we were talking about something else he doesn't want everyone to know... interesting... Nah, probably just a load of rubbish, well, back to those Pie charts, eh Hutch?" *Chazlene briskly walks back to his office.*
Hutch: *Still confused about Bloo* "Yeah... pies..."
chaos: *After bumping into Chazlene on the way back to his cubicle he sits down and prepares for a long day of work* "Ahhhhhh." *chaos puts his feet up on the desk.* "Well, watching it one more time can't be any harm." *He rustles around under the paper on his desk trying to find his phone.* " Where the hell is it?!" *He carries on rooting around on the desk until he comes to it underneath a pile of ruined flyers.* "Ahh here it is, and I need to talk to Mark about getting a new printer up here, it's on the fritz again. Anyway." *He turns on his phone and starts going through all his videos until he comes across the one with Janet and Bloo. He turns on the video, and turns down the sound.* "Heh, hehehee. Haha. HAHAHA! Wait, that's not a bed... Uh oh." *He crams his phone back into his pocket and tries to get out of his chair knocking over paper and various office equipment, eventually getting out of the chair he charges out of his cubicle and down towards Hutch's Office. On the way down he trips over a Yucca plant in the hallway sending soil and bits of plant everywhere. He bursts through the door and falls to the ground.* "GUYYS!!! It turns out that video isn't what we thought it was, they're just on a trampoline." *Pausing for breath, Hutch and Chazlene turn towards the now covered in soil chaos laid in the doorway* "I thought they were you know, but they aren't they are just on a trampoline." *After telling them this chaos gets up and walks back out of the room panting and dripping in soil and God knows what else. Muttering to himself. He returns to his now completely fucked up cubicle and sits back in his chair.*
*Bloo (the eternally confused?) took a deep breath, and murmured to himself while he continued to spew from giant pieces of PR crap at an outstanding rate for a guy hyped up on coffee...*
Bloo: "At a standing out our stand handing out mouse mats... think thats what I bloody do? Bah... supervisors have no idea... besides... it's for marketing that... have to cancel my orphanage appointment for it... how am i'm going to spin -that-"
Hutch: "What are you muttering about Bloo?"
*Bloo pondered for a few moments and then replied*
Bloo: "Apartheid"
Hutch: "..." *Hutch grunts* "Keep politics out of the office Bloo, you might offend someone"
Bloo: "Everyone here is white except Hardie, and no one cares about him anyway..."
Hutch: "Good point, now back to work or i'll be using those yo-yo's to mess up your coffee!"
*Bloo mutters to himself again, the word 'raise' is mentioned a few times, before he gets back to work*
FaTaL: *what do i do in this office, hardie stole my job *WOOOOO* and now all i do all day is look at joe bully people*
Joe (NPC): *hey fatal what are you doing looking at me like that hey?*
*clenches his fists*
Joe (NPC): *where you looking at me in a gay way?*
FaTaL: *no, no, no of course not, why would i look at you, you make me feel sick every time i look at you*
*throws all over his new k-swiss shoes*
Joe(NPC): *thats it you little shit, im going to get mike on you and he's going to run you down with his forklift truck, so you better start running*
*Fatal gets up and runs down the corridor (knocking the coffee out of Bloo's hands), Fatal turns round to see that two people are now after him*
FaTaL: *ok i give up im can't be arsed to run anymore let me sit down on this comfy sofa*Turns and looks around*Oh My God, sorry mike i thought you where a sofa*
Mike(NPC): GRUNT*Fatal i've had enough of you messing around(GRUNT) ive just got my 700th piercing, and you've just sat on it*
*picks Fatal up by the head and lobs him out of the open window*
FaTaL: *What a lucky landing i landed on a pizza guy*
Pizza Guy: *Delivery for a Mr.Kreuz*
VoX: "Ah, I wonder what has happened in the office since the meeting?" *Walks to his office passing Chaos covered in dirt in his wrecked office. Leans in* "I'm not even gunna ask" *Gets a nice cuppa and goes to act corporationy in his office*