Spoil a wish..

Shame, means we lose you.

I wish the Vikings game was on TV tonight.

Granted it replaces the news on which a broadcast is announced to stay in homes becuase a deadly gas passing over england. No one gets this message and they all die.

i wish For A new electric guitar A gibson A new gibson. That costs alot of money

PRS's are better.

I wish that Hutch would cheer up and be happy.

Granted, the world as we know it ceases to exist.

I wish for all illegal immigrants to go back to their homeland and be shot. Dead.

Granted, shame your mum is a philipino whore then.

I wish that Oric lost his virginity to a sock puppet.

Denied, Id rip the sock puppet at just the sight of my penis.

I wish Hutch would let me headbutt him more.

Granted. Hutch headbutts through into your stomach, down into your penis and impregnates the woman you also happened to be sleeping with at the time.


I wish for a nicer skin for this forum.

Granted, but the new skin would turn into a black hole and suck you in... shame... lol

I wish Hutch would be friendlier...

granted, he always is friendly

I wish that Sandstorm would actually listen to my advice and stfu.

Granted, but then he also headbutts everyone all the time as well.

I wish that Hutch and Oric would stop bickering and just have a fight to the death to determine who's 'better'.

Granted, but one of them would win.

I wish all of our chickens weren't completely useless and actually laid summat.

Granted, they would lay up a three pointer in a chicken basketball game.

I wish hutch would stop giving crap advice and GTFO.

FFS stop bickering. You're like a pair of old ladies.

I wish everyone sat down in front of a campfire and sang kum-bi-yah.

Granted, but it sounds awful because none of us can sing and are even worse at singing in time.

I wish the ATK bomb symbol looked less like a pervert. :p (don't hurt me Chazlene!)

Granted, but charlie goes balistic and bans you from forums :p

I wish that ATK would start up a clan of its own, but like ATK = Aim To Kamp or summat, hehe

Granted, but that suggestion killed this thread, so minus ten points to you.

I wish a giant frogman would hug Chazlene, it'd make me laugh.

Granted, but Frogmen don't exist Bloo, had to break it to you, sorry.

I wish I could play Empire: Total War RIGHT NOW.

Granted, you fail all your A-levels because you're too busy playing it.

I wish I ad decent headphones.

Granted, but then your computer blows up leaving you with nothing to plug them into.

I wish Red Bull actually gave you wings.

Granted, but they are big flappy bingo wings.

I wish that God didnt exist so I wouldnt have to go to church.

Granted, he doesnt.

I wish Christmas happened everyday.

Granted, but you eat too many mince pie's everyday now, and eventually explode from excessive mince pie eatage.

I wish the real world had background music in it like game worlds do - it'd be a useful distraction during school.

edited...Sorry

granted, but you did it yourself alredy

I wish that little kid haddent got in my way so i wont have broken legs over christmas :(

Granted, but the little kid would go push someone else into a road and kill them.

I wish I could be made of choclate.

Granted, you eat yourself over Xmas and then the rest of you melts over summer.

I wish for Christmas to be sooner.

Granted the result would be some kinda time vortex and would suck up all the pandas

I wish for everytime people went to buy pepsie max the fall thotough the floor like on the adverts

Granted, but cola contains carcinogens and everyone gets cancer and dies, everyone knows Diet Coke is the better one anyway.

I wish for a new watch. I feel naked without one

Granted, but it won't fit around your chubby wrist.

I wish I could actually think of a wish and not just sit here doing nothing when I should be getting on with the advent calender.

Granted, but then this thread wouldn't exist and I would be doing economics work.

I wish there was a machine to do all of my homework.

Granted, but it chucks out constant C-grade work, wait on second thoughts, thats an improvement. :p (jokes jokes...)

I wish insult sword-fighting was a national sport, engarde, touche! Oh that is -so- cliche....

granted, but you lose as soon as you make a your mum joke

I wish I was a buddhist monk

Granted, your now as fat as Buddha.

I wish that I had a wish to make.

Fine but its such a good wish that you wish you had thought of it.

I wish you could buy diet coke by the barrel in a shop.

Granted, but your go as fat as budha

I wish for a new DECENT mouse witch isn't shite.

Granted, but it would soon break, and turn shite.

I wish I could have a Musicman Bass.

Granted, but all the strings break and snap into your eyes blinding you.

I wish for a room full of 1 p coins, above an empty room so that I can leave someone in the empty room and allow 1p coins to slowly trickle into the room until it fills it completly.

FAtal, diet coke cant make you fat as it has only 1 calorie per 500ml.

granted.....but it's your entire fortune and you can only ever pay for things in 1p coins, after you've waited ages for enough to trickle through to the room below

I wish I could think of christmas presents for people

Granted, but unfortunately they are all out of an ann summers catalogue... and you gave it to everyone....and they all insist on using it straight away to make you feel better, oh and did I forget, its YOUR family as well.

I wish for an aids free christmas.

Granted, but now you can't shag anyone ever again you AIDS-ridden fiend.

I wish I had my own personal penguin butler called Larry.