The ATK Office Roleplay

FaTaL: "*Walks into Vox's office* hey vox hows that cuppa?"

Vox: "Its allright thanks Fatal, hows your head from when mike chucked you out of the window? still hurting"

FaTaL: "its gonna be hurting for a long time doctor said*Looks to see anyones there*Whispers*im claiming compensation, round £50,000"

Vox: "Oh my god i think thats enough money to get us out of debt*Looks around* or we could go buy some new mugs for every one cause these ones are rather bad"

FaTaL: "What ever, ill think ill change my name to FaTaLXporter"

*Walks to see if hardies doing his work properly*

Hutch: "Why the fuck have you guys stopped working"
*Slaps Bloo's head* "Get back to work you lazy swine."

VoX: *Walks into Hutch and Bloo's office* "Nice hit Hutch!"

*Mutters again after he's hit, phrases like "Sue the company", "Convict of fraud and embezzlement", "Get that damned raised or maybe a promotion" and for some strange reason "marshmellows" spout out*
*Bloo then finishes his work and loads it up onto network while Hutch and VoX discuss he exits the office and see's Joe nearby*
Bloo: "Hey Joe, want to do something while I wait for this to load up?"
Joe: "Sure, i'm waiting on a compile as well."
Bloo: "Want to play Counterstrike?"
Joe: "Eh, sure!"

*A few moments later, Bloo yells "Alright lets go" and runs around the office with a toy gun, Joe does the same and the two begin to shoot at eachother, much to the alarm and amazement of the rest of the office*
*Then, Hutch and VoX leave the private office and see the two pretend fighting*
Hutch: "What the hell are you doing?"
Bloo: "Waiting for something to load up onto the network"
Joe (at the same time as Bloo): "Waiting for something to compile"
Hutch: "Oh, right, carry on."
*The two get back to shooting eachother, yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and "Terrorists Win" until both realise they were on the same team and decided that the server had kicked them for TKing, at this point, they got back to work*

then cillit a big shot crazy oil refinary owner from texas comes in and showts 'yeeh haaaaar' cos he bort the office and company and u all now work for him...

VoX: *Points at Bloo* "You're fired, reason, too many TKs."

Cillit : Vox ur fired yeeeee haaaaawh im a crazy texas guy

Chazlene: *Hears an accent he doesn't like, bursts out of his office and sees Cillit* "Oi you, you f*cking prick! GTFO! *Chazlene kicks Cillit in the balls* and get a better hat!"

FaTaL: *Laughs at Cillit* ha you got kicked in the balls!

VoX: *Wonders if Bloo is around or whether he should record this on his phone.*