Spoil a wish..

granted, but you end up living on fish for the rest of your life as that is the only thing he ever serves

hmmmm, watching a drunken llama fighting a penguin would be interesting.....

Fine, but afterwards its very messy, seeing as the penguin would be bleeding everywhere and the camel would be throwing up its guts everywhere after being forcefed fish.

I wish that WoW wasnt such a bitch to reinstall from fresh.

Granted, WoW no longer exists.

I wish that I had a decent PC.

granted, but the mouse and keyboard aren't, so it is rendered unusable

I wish I had a trench coat

Denied, we all know it is I that wears trench coats.

I wish I could play EVE as well as WoW

Granted you filthy hacker.

I wish I was the best CSS player ever.

Granted, stop surfing.

I wish I was God. (That is if he exists - personal opinion aside)

Granted, your now the cause of all wars.

I wish our CSS servers were popular.

Granted they are always full and therefor you can never get on.

I wish my team fortress worked propley

Granted, but you will forever be the worst at it.

I wish for a sheep to give to Chazlene for Christmas.

Granted, but I already have 2,500.

I wish Chalex didn't go to bed stupidly early so I could send him the new advent calender pictures I've made...

Granted, but then he would turn into a molestation monster. (This comment is meant is a joke, and is in no way meant to insult or get me banned)

I wish for a map made of just glass cubes and a massive pit.

Granted, but unfortunately for you, this map is made in real life, and while inspecting it, you walk across, while doing so, you notice the shoddy workmanship of the glass. A foreman yells "Oric, your mums on the phone for you" and chucks a cordless phone towards you, he is a weakling and it doesnt go very far, but it cracks all the glass and you can see fractures. These fractures are growing towards you, you try to run. You stop running as you have put your foot in through the glass. A whole side of the glassfloor breaks off and falls into the abyss. You look down at your leg which is lacerated and gushing blood everywhere. While banging on the glass with your fists in anger (rather stupidly I might add), you break the surrounding bit keeping you aloft and plunge down into the now glass filled casam, which is full of shards of glass. All I can say is, maybe next time, don't hire Bloo as your foreman.

I wish that I had stress relief candles, I don't know why, but who knows eh?

Granted, but they're made by Bloo and filled with deadly toxins, you die while working off your stress. Maybe next time you shouldn't make fun of Bloo's (obviously) amazing craftsmanship. :p

I wish I had a Discombobulator, they sound fun, whatever the hell they do.

Granted, but you lose all your limbs after the first time ( its a tad broken) and cant push the buttons to make it work again when someone you really want to discombobulate walks in which makes you upset and confused.... Meaning, you cut your arms off and are left with a really large heap of scrap metal, good job, good job.... Emo, at least the machine worked on you though.

I wish that chores were somehow made fun.

Granted, but now everything else is boring in comparison, you become a workaholic and die scrubbing toilets, kind of fitting considering it's where you belong. Some thought the death was suspicious as you were lying face down in the toilet when it was filled with shit, with the scrubber rammed through your heart, but either way, when someone came in and saw you dead in the toilet, they immediately commented on your shoddy work.

I wish that Hutch wouldn't make the next spoil the wish post because this will almost certainly end up as a rant/flame thread, and really, i'd rather actually hurt him than make hollow threats.

Granted, lewd pictures of him are pasted all over school walls.

I wish our TF2 server was more popular so I could actually play on it.

You walked right into this, granted but then there would be no room for you

i wish i oculd get 100% on through the fire and the flames

Granted, but now you have arthritis and you cant play the song on a real guitar!

I wish for a room full of human blood and organs, just for the sake of having one.

Granted, the police come and lock you away.

In Soviet Russia, things wish YOU.

Granted, but the USA beats the USSR.

Thus my wish is to own america.

Fine, but you are now the hatred of the west of the world and have attracted jihad on your now stupid american head.
Congratulations.

I wish for the cheque to clear so I can buy my new PC.

Granted, but they find that its fake and arrest you for forgery.

I wish that I never needed sleep and never evenr feel tired.

Granted, but you'd end up bored shitless after a while, or die from spending every night playing WoW for 10 hours straight.

I wish there were Celebrations' packets which only contained Maltesers, Galaxy and Truffle.

granted, the others go bankrupt and exact bloody revenge upon your kidneys

I wish for crates of beer

and oric.....you wear the wrong type of trenchcoat :P

Granted, it tastes of piss.

I wish for gigantic dongs to rain from the sky and knock everyone unconscious.

Granted, but they penetrate you in every orifice you have and you die of the shock discovery that you love the dick.

I wish for no political correctness and for it to bring back Baa Baa Black Sheep, and no homo Rainbow Sheep.

Granted, but everyone starts railing on fat people again

I wish that I was pro at cutting gingerbread.

granted, but it takes you years of training during which you lose 3 fingers, half a toe and your nose....and you're still stuck in a factory making biscuits

I wish to take up the electric bass.....guitar for retards, yeah!

eventually political correctness will come full circle and everything will be run by black women

Granted, but now you go to a special needs school. And everyone bullies you. YOU RIDE THE SHORT BUS.

I wish that there was an uncensored version of Charlie and the chocolate factory, the one where you see Willy Wonka trying to lure children into his kingdom for sweet sweet "chocolate".... but without innuendo. I want this as I cant think of a christmas present for Chalex.

Granted, but then we would never see chalex on TS (Not that there is a difference).

I wish for Christmas.

Oh, and before I go...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Squizzel

I wish to take up the electric bass.....guitar for retards, yeah!

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Bad move, we have several bassists in the community, myself included.

'twas a joke.....especially since I might well start playing......making me a retard too

and christmas is granted, duh! of course there's gonna be christmas

I wish everyone was a metalhead so they'd play decent music on the radio

Me and Oric are teh awesomeness bassists lol. Daemon plays guitar and bass too don't he?

Anyway granted and I can't spoil that wish, it's just to special.

I wish that my bass' wasn't broken :(.

Granted, but to get it mended you do things no boy at such a tender young age should do, you regret those things all your life, until however, you meet Mike, your life partner.

I wish that phones could run around like mice on the floor :)

Granted, but it would run away from you faster than a phone on Hide and Seek CS.

I wish that VoX's bass was fixed.

Granted But Vox Comes to your house and thanks you TOO much

I wish That I was The best team fortress 2 player

granted, but everyone plays something else

I wish for broccoli soup

Granted, but it's pronounced broccol-EEE not broccol-EYE!

I wish I didn't copy Bloo and get amused by something shiny.

Granted, But the Magpie king kills you for your treachery,

I wish that the cyst would just disappear ( I need a hot water bottle).

granted, but your hot water bottle bursts and scalds you

I wish the holiday work would just disappear....