Spoil a wish..

Granted, but then you become STOOPID from not learning.

I wish that there was a shop in Wantage that actually sells Call of Duty 4.

Granted but it sells only Call of Duty 4 on the PS3

I wish my PC would arrive BEFORE I go back to school.

granted, it arrives 5 minutes before the bus leaves on Teusday

I wish I could play lights and sounds fast enough

Granted, but all of your fingers fall off.

I wish I didn't just have my muffin amputated (my hair).

Granted, it eventually turns into a cupcake.

I wish there was a decent game out that's not COD4

granted.....but none of us can work out the controls

I wish for a sausage.....

Granted, but read the suggestion thread, and you'll never want to see it, let alone eat it.

I wish for an internet connection which didnt keep timing out.

Granted, but it only runs at 0.1mbps and 0.05mbps when it's bad weather.

I wish for a reply to this post.

Granted, but it takes up too much Bandwidth

I wish for 100 fans for my laptop.

Granted, but they spend all of their time outside of your house waving signs reading 'I luv u laptop!' and demanding to see it.
(P.S. Vicious Horizon, where abouts in Oxfordshire are you from? Since a lot of us here are from Oxfordshire.)

I wish that it would snow this Winter.

(Banbury ^_^)
Granted, but too many old people will die.

I wish that my room was a huge tramploline, ON ALL SIDES \m/ xD

Granted, but you break alot of bones.

I wish for a cache of throwing knives.

Granted, You'll drop them on your family.

I wish for every game on steam.

Note: allot or a lot. Alot is NOT A FUCKING WORD SO STOP FUCKING USING IT.

Vicious: that's pretty cool. I live in Abingdon and Chaz, Hutch, Bloo and Chalex all live around here as well.

Granted, you play all of them 24/7 and starve to death.

I wish that Oric had one more mint; they're only wafer thin.

Oh cool.
Granted, "But sir, it's only a wafer thin mint"

I wish that i played guitar better >_<

Granted, but completing my first guitar lesson book wont get you far in life,

I wish for a giant man eating lizard from Japan (preferrably with non-anime eyes, it wouldn't look as scary)

Granted, It eats you.

I wish i knew what to wish for..

Granted, but then you know nothing.

I wish I was a mob boss.

(Spawn conveniently forgot to mention that I also live in Abingdon)

Hey, some people like to keep things private online, so I only gave out information about myself (you'll note I left out specific details about everyone else).

But you forgot to mention that I live around you also.

Just wish for something damnit.

RIGHT YOU FUCKING CUNTS, KEEP THE ARGUING DOWN k? Keep to topic.

Granted, Oric is a mob boss, for 5 mins before someone kneecaps him and watches him crawl around trying to escape before giving him a chelsea grin and a kerbstomp.

I wish that if you are going to be bitchy do it more subtley, all of you (me included).

Granted WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW


NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

Fucking spoilt brat...
subtle enough? ;p


I wish for a miniature giant space hamster called Boo.

Granted, but you have no space suit, so it either dies or you die from lack of a space suit and your head goes pop.

I wish compromise could be met at all situations (Not what you could normally expect to come form my mouth, but there we are - I can accept some mid ground :) )

Granted, But you have to suck cock all your life as part of the deal, as you sold your soul to Whorecraft.

I wish for lactose intolerant fat children.

Granted, I gain weight and move to your house.

I wish for a race of alcohol intolerant lactose intolerant swotty short yellow slitty-eyed clever children to take over the world.

Denied, my kids get there first.

I wish for Super Bowl tickets.

granted......but you paid £20,000 for them and then you lost them

I wish for an army of ninja llamas

Granted, but they fail to take your orders and just spit poison at you all the time.

I wish for an offline version of the whole internet (on a disc).

Granted, but the disc is effin' hooj, about the size of a flying saucer, and won't fit in any disc drive.

I wish that COD4 maps were bigger.

Granted, but they didn't have enough time to enlarge the SAS maps, so you're stuck playing Marines or Arabs now.

I wish Martydom didn't work when you knifed the guy...

Granted.

I wish Martydom didn't exist at all.

Granted, but then there wouldn't be any Martyrs...

I wish that we'd all STFU about COD4 perks.

granted, now me and bloo get to talk about NWN

I wish my hair would grow back faster

Granted, but you end up having hair like one of those reaaaally long hair models in CEP :p (NWN ftw)

I wish I could actually do the fight with the five year olds, comeon! Twenty six...

Granted, but you only got that high because you chose to be immoral.

I wish that not only I didn't have to draw naked people every Tuesday, but that I don't have to draw a naked MAN tomorrow.

Granted, but the class has to draw your mum instead on a saturday evening.

I wish that I could see what would have happened had we lost World War 2.

Granted, but ZEE GERMANZ would be in charge...

I wish that my desk chair doubled as a toilet.

granted, but your room smells disgusting

I wish I had an interesting close-combat weapon, like a mace or something

Granted, but it's nowhere near as cool as a cricket bat for crushing zombies with.

I wish I could get the poppadom song out of my head.

granted, they remove your head

I wish I could find correct tabs for songs