Spoil a wish..

Granted, but you'd get bottled off.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever would cancel or come out already, it's just getting silly.

Granted, but it comes out and has 2d sprites

(In reference to Orics post, its now Carling Academy Oxford, not Zodiac)

I wish for poverty in Birmingham.

Granted, it's already there

(In reference to Hutch's post, theres two parts now - The Carling Academy, and the Zodiac - Get your facts right)

I wish WoW was a national sport.

g...gg.....g...grant....ed! ARGH!!! but you never make the team

I wish I was less bored

MAY YOUR LIFE BE FILLED WITH INTERESTING TIMES!

I wish I made the GB shooting squad.

Granted, but it bankrupts you travelling all the time, and all the saturday school missed makes sure that you only get Cs in your AS and A levels!

I wish to not be afraid of dogs.

Granted, but now you're allergic to them.

I wish John Morgan (See Abingdon School) became the pope. (I'm hoping great things Chazlene, make it happen).

Granted, he starts persecuting everyone who doesn't know the periodic table off by heart.

I wish people played pokemon ONLINE with me.

Granted, but they are imaginary.

I wish that Oric would dress up as Blastoise or Snorlax.

He doesn't need to, for Snorlax.

I wish your head asplode.

Granted, but we would all be covered in Tomato Seeds.

I wish everyone that plays pokemon now would play Madden

I'm the only one who plays pokemon.

I wish I was as long as longcat.

Granted, but then you keep falling over all the time.

I wish all military ranks be renamed to names for sexual organs, personally, I think all generals should be called Nobs.

granted, but soon our army becomes a huge mob of green-skinned thugs with axes >.>

I wish for more music to listen to

Granted, you are now a fan of Rammstein

I wish Breaking Benjamin broke up, and that they also tore up Benjamin with their teeth.