Spoil a wish..

Granted, you find the correct tab for the poppadom song!

I wish for my very own Banana Phone.

Granted, but it doesnt stop ringing, and the song loses its cheery tone when you go insane and think its a message telling you to kill your parents and make a less than innocent visit to an orphanage.

I wish the noro virus was less EXTREME!!!!!

Granted, but you will be infected with the pussy virus.

I wish could pause and turn back time.

Granted, but then you'd age really quickly in real time.

I wish the weather wasn't shit.

What the fuck do you mean, this is proper British weather!

I wish that Hutch actually got off his lazy arse and did some work.

granted, but he's still useless

long live spoil a wish!

Granted, but you die and can't enjoy it's long lifespan.

I wish for epic lulz.

If it is epic lulz you wish for - granted, I give you a WoW subscription.

I wish for a decent WR on my Madden franchise.

Granted, TLRs fall from the SKY and FUP while you can do SFA because you can't talk in proper English.

I wish I hadn't cut my finger doing the washing up.

granted, but instead you cut something much more painful.....

I wish I hadn't lost my jade empire CD

Granted, you didn't lose it... but your sister has been wearing it as an item of emo jewellery for the past 6 months,scratching it against all her dog collars and emo spikes, do you really want it back?

I wish that I could become a qualified pyrotechnician.

Granted, you go boom.

I wish for a law making WoW compulsory.

WE WILL NOT PLAY WOW

NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

I wish WoW was seen as the equivalent of gaming crack, and anyone who plays it should be ostracized immediately (owait, it already is).

Happily excluded.

I wish everyone could have been at the Oxford Academy last night for the Elliot Minor/Electric City gig.

granted, but we bottled them off

since oric sounds like he's beginning to obsess about things I will too.....I wish I was at a type o negative gig

Granted, but its not a gig, its a blood drive. And being goths, they take a wee bit too much and not much actually goes in the bloodbag.

I wish that I could start the drums this week instead of next.

Hutch-only faggots play drums who can't play another instrument.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

Back on topic:

I wish for some Apple Juice.

Granted, it will make your WoW char die for good

I wish that i got some kind of award for this amazing thread

Denied, I own all the awards here.

I wish for a phone.

granted, but you'd have a 25 stone hairy guy using it to stalk you.

I wish I had enough money to last me for the rest of my life :)

Granted, you have £1. (i.e. you're going to die tomorrow).

I wish that Hutch would learn the drums.

granted, but he deafens us all while practicing

I wish I was better at bass and playing in time was easier

Granted, you become a drummer.

I wish people stopped playing sucky instruments and learnt to play something cool like the mandolin instead.

Denied, you think the Mandolin and Piano are not sucky.

I wish there was an ATK band.

Granted, but Squizzel is the bassist, not you. :p

I wish that my shoulder wasn't aching for no apparent reason.

Granted, but now its aching for a reason, elephants crushed it.

I wish that AIDS wasnt confused with helping people as in to give aid. Lol giving someone AIDS is a different story.

granted, but then everyone realises what you gave them wasn't help

I wish oric wasn't a spoilsport and didn't deny wishes......very unimaginitive of him

Granted, the thread is about granting the wish AND then ruining it... not just denying it. But now Oric has stopped being a spoilsport on this thread, there will be many more terrible youtube video threads with a single line of text saying "AWSUM! SHIT BAND HERE!" or "Cool man brakes his face" or "American footinmouthball".

I wish that we could feed the animals at the zoo.

Granted, they eat your hand (you saw that commin)

I wish that i had teh most uberist c5:5 h4cKz!!

Granted, Hutch gives you his.

I wish for an awesome birthday.

Granted, 15 rugby players greased up naked go round to your house to the soundtrack of pounding techno music.

I wish I had perfect vision and didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but then you would realise how ugly how Charles is, and commit suicide.

I wish for music!

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks :cool:

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

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Originally Posted by Marshy|ATK|

Granted, but its that RnB shit

I wish i knew everything

Ok now a sub not some people are taking the idea of the game away for example people just saying NO of something also it needs to be a spoilt wish for that person example:

I wish i had iMarshy's looks :cool:

Granted, now iMarshy is ugly

How is that shunning the wish, i suppose it only has happend once but just a warning! *cough* oric *cough*

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Excuse me?!? Have you seen some of the others posts?

you're the one just saying 'denied' and not playing the game, where you ruin the wish properly using imagination and intelligence......even you have a little bit of those

I wish I didn't get nervous playing instuments with people listening

Granted, you are no longer nervous, but you still wee yourself when playing, kind of like a reflex

I wish badgers werent vicious TB ridden rodents. More cuddly :)

granted, but me and bloo are at war with them (as they are evil creatures hellbent on ending the world) and they lose

I wish I could work out bass tabs myself so I didn't have to put up with incorrect ones

Granted, but they'd be really awful and you'd get bottled to death at your first gig.

I wish the weather isn't freezing just before some of us go on a walk along The Ridgeway.

Granted, now it's raining.

I wish for a Greater Flaming G3 of Arab Slaying +2.