Spoil a wish..

Granted, but SOOO MANY ARABS, SO LITTLE AMMO, SO LITTLE TIME!

I wish for a new effective way to remove body odour.

Granted, but you get eaten. (watch this advert):

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I wish I didn't only have three days of this half term free.

Granted, but on the extra days a comet hits your house.

I wish that DoW: DC wasn't sold out everywhere.

granted......now everything else is sold out and the only bloody thing you can buy is DoW:DC

I wish I had a boat

granted due to global warming there is no water left

i wish more people in my school played tf2

granted, but they're better at it than you

I wish for an army of kamikaze mangos at my command

Granted, but mangoes can't man aeroplanes you fucking retard. (no offence).

I wish that I wasn't hungry.

Granted you never feel hungry and die of malnutriction

I wish For The Teachers to buy my Gcse books not me

Granted, but now they are too poor to come into school, so you get Us in all of your GCSEs and become a binman at 17.

I wish that this community was not based around "Cheesy Chat up lines"

Granted, it moves to (even tho i love it) World of Warcraft

I wish that i was super strong

Granted, but you break your dick off while wanking.

I wish for some glow-stix , with an X!

Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all :)

Granted, read the offtopic hint in the psychology thread

I wish I had my moderator back.

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Originally Posted by Oricalcos

Granted, but its XXX Ultra Gay, and you are violated and scarred for life.

I wish to know how to change the subtitle under my name in the forum - I did subscribe after all :)

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// User CP -> Edit Profile. It should be somwhere near the top I think. (£7.50+ I think).

Granted, but Chalex removes all the moderator powers anyway, so all you get is a green name.

I wish my driving instructor wasn't some an idle bastard and actually turned up on time.

Granted, he turns up on time but forgot the car.

I wish i had a 70 shaman and diddent have to go through the long grind on malestrom server again

Granted, but you used a bot program and get banned, forcing you live it through again.

I wish I wasn't an ice cube right now.

Granted, you melt and become a pathetic puddle of water.

I wish my sheepdog had more than just 5 puppies so I could keep one as the ATK mascot.

Granted, but as you fucked it for the extra puppy, its a weird hybrid pup with freaky muffin hair do.

I wish for new headphones.

Granted, but they emit powerful microwaves and fry your brain into a gooey, tasty snack.

I wish for time and space.

(NB - Since this is a answer when you have one thread, this cannot be considered a necro)

Granted, but then you'd be Doctor Who and get followed about by really shit actresses.

I wish that Stoneleigh Park wasn't far away from everyone.

Granted, but now its in your backgarden.. and it holds other conventions, like the iEmo series, the fat nudist convention and numerous Anime conventions.

I wish that Chalex would allow EZ64 2 PCs at i34 :)

Granted, he uses your desk so you can't go.

I wish that life was fair.

Granted, but then I would be thin and an NFL superstar, which would make the world implode.

I wish for lol.

Granted, but Rofl.

I wish you weren't all complete arseholes.

Granted, but then we wouldn't have epic debates on TS.

I wish to be a level 100 centre on Goal Line Blitz.

Granted, but then it shuts down the next day.

I wish the world was upside down.

Granted, but then Britain would no longer be at the top, in the middle.

I wish I had a spoon collection.

Granted, plastic spoons from around the world {cant think of anything)

I wish that WAR came out toaday! (Thanks for the necro guide!)

(No problem XD) Granted, but all of the discs are replaced by Hello Kitty Adventure Island

I wish that Oric didn't see me necro.

Granted, but I would, so you still gonna get raped mofo.

I wish that it'd be sunny for once now that I'm on study leave.

Granted, it turns to sunny and burns everyrthing not in the shadows

I wish for a dedi server NOW!

Granted, a dedi server for Hello kitty island adventure (yes they exist)

I wish that i could fly

Granted, you can only fly to Hello Kitty Island.

I wish for more active servers.

Granted, we get a Hello Kitty Island server and it's full.

My wish... my wish is that I had some Awesomesauce to go with my hamburger.

Granted, the hamburger is made from a Hello Kitty, not beef. OMG YOU ACTUALLY ATE A KITTEN, HOW COULD YOU??!!

I wish that everyone would stop talking on the forums about raping dead people.

Granted, we rape dead hello kitties

I wish that i was superhuman in my strength

granted, but you demolish your entire house in sheer frustration when you can't pick up your teamug without breaking it

I wish for a cellar under my house, complete with pentagrams and candles and stuff

Granted, the crazed squirrel worshipping cultists that live there kidnap and sacrifice you to their squirrel master.


I wish I was just a tiny bit organised, as anyone seen my phone? Keys? Okay, how about my wallet?

granted, but now you remember something important and have to do something about it

and I was the leader of that cult, treacherous bastards.

I wish for an axe with which to repel the tree attack

Granted, but the tree's become extra armored and still attack you.

I wish for this community to stop necroing (Even though I would be out of a job)