Want to be on TV?

The contact form on this site is used fairly regularly for those that just want to talk to me without signing up. Usually it's not worth sharing, but today I received a more interesting message from Fiona at Maverick TV!

Enjoy....

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Hi,

The new series of Embarrassing Bodies is currently being filmed and we'd love to hear from any of your members who may be letting a medical problem stop them from living their life to the full! Would you mind circulating this around your staff and members, please?

If possible, could the following message be featured on your website or announcement forum, please?

Our favourite Channel 4 TV doctors are back with a brand new series of Embarrassing Bodies and they want to hear from you! If you have a medical condition that you'd like the doctors to look at then please contact the team on 0121 224 8395 or embarrassingbodies@mavericktv.co.uk

If you'd like more information about the show, please visit www.channel4.com/bodies or please contact me if you have any queries.

Please email me for more details and the Embarrassing Bodies flyer.

Many thanks,
Fiona

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She's obviously just followed the stereotype, which is embarrasing for her, as we all happen to be the well-groomed and handsome type of gamers.

Apply if you want though :p (although I can't think of anything worse)!

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

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Originally Posted by Oricalcos

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

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Originally Posted by Oricalcos

I would rather cheesegrate my groin off, which would take some doing, since I have genitals the size of a horse. I also have knees of steel and a brain full of every single fact about Summer Glau. Although most of the above would clarify me to go on that show, I am not ashamed about any of the above, so I'm guessing I do not apply :P

And how fucking stupid must you be to go on that show? You get £50 and about 5 million people know never to go near you because of warts and mold internally growing on your pubic bone. Why not go to an actual doctor, who is bound by law to keep your identity private, and then go back to work and make the £50 legitimatly. With this show, you spend two days off work, which in this economy doesn't look great when your trying to keep your shelf stacking job - and without a job, how are these idiots going to buy their fake burberry cap and their pack of Rizla paper. And with the show, how are they going to breed like rabbits and provide me with fodder for my rage if no-one will touch them with a 3-incher, knife or otherwise.

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Don't you dare talk about rizzla like that!

:D

Ooh, where do I sign up?

XD

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Originally Posted by Vicious Horizon

Ooh, where do I sign up?

XD

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It gives u an email address and fone number VH u spaz!

I think I might apply for this, I currently have a really bad pain in the arse called DK that needs looking at.

I lol'd Chaz.

is it "hate DK" month or something? D:

also: I lol'd.

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Originally Posted by Chazlene

I think I might apply for this, I currently have a really bad pain in my arse caused by black dick that needs looking at.

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Fixed.

PS. I'm not saying you shouldn't hate on DK, he deserves all he gets.

i lold

lol who would willingly do this :s maybe they can help marshy though

Target they can help you, but you can also help yourself for under £10 i swear

http://www.boots.com/en/Schwarzkopf-...-_-c9001_link1

The only thing that will help Marshy is some clippers or a razer blade....

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Originally Posted by VoX

The only thing that will help Marshy is some clippers or a razer blade....

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I can help you too, i hear your skinny for under £20 no need to go on TV
http://www.hollandandbarrett.com/pag...08&prodid=1991

Touché.

Oh sweet im gonna go on this.

im gonna pretend i have an illness though. might just draw lots of dots on me and say i have smallpox or some shit..

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Originally Posted by Toasty-Sloth

Oh sweet im gonna go on this.

im gonna pretend i have an illness though. might just draw lots of dots on me and say i have smallpox or some shit..

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You need a fix without going on TV too?
http://www.proplus.co.uk/

Marshy you can't go on they can't cure aids

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Originally Posted by Target

Marshy you can't go on they can't cure aids

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Damn it, i better call your mum we can share the bad news together D: